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I love being a woman. Especially now addays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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>j-japanese women are so pure desu desu~! unlike these disgusting western roastie backa backas who only care about money and status!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_k%C5%8Dsai
Is the Japanese language term for the practice of older men giving money and/or luxury gifts to attractive women for their companionship or possibly for sexual favors. The female participants range from school girls (aka JK business) to housewives.

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I lost my virginity today.

where do i go from here?

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Cmon anon, don't be shy, take off your shirt. Let's hit the beach and pick up chicks!

wat do?

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I always eat my precum, but there's never enough. How can I get more (without actually cumming of course)?
Right now it's just a few drops now and again.

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>eat a 500 calorie pie
>feel bad about it the entire day

wish I had the thin gene

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Anyone else dicklet here? does it get better?

I could never get a gf in in highschool because everyone knew I had a small dick, I hope things improve now that I'm in college. My dumb friends told everyone in HS I was a dicklet because when we were comparing our dicks freshman year mine was the shortest by about half an inch.

later when we wanted to practice sex, they convinced me I should be the girl since I was the closest analogue. I wanted to practice too, but they said it wouldn't be fair, so we made a deal where If I was able to suck off everyone in time they would let me sit in their lap and jerk off. I had to swallow all the loads, including my own, but that was just to keep the place clean. They made me wear girl clothes a few times, but usually I just had to wear panties when we hung out. the rimjob practice was not my favorite, but they said I got really good at it, so I hope when I get a GF she will really like it.

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I hate being handicapped to a chair. I can't make friends outside. Not even online. How do I stop thinking about the worst possibilities in life?

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>forced to get a job
>lots of socialization and dealing with the public
>try to quit on my 2nd week
>boss encourages me to stay
>feel guilty about causing a burden, so I stay
>feel like everyone hates me at work for a couple months
>now been working there 4 months now
>Now all my customer interactions are pretty much stuff I memorized to say and I don't really have any trouble with it
>co-workers starting to like me
>start to join in on conversations with them sometimes
>they all start talking about anime one day, even obscure stuff I haven't even seen
>one of them asks if I watch anime (because they said I seem like the type)
>today we start talking about waifus and stuff
>one of them says he is surprised I'm actually talking since when I first started I was quiet and never talked to anyone
>tfw I was probably looking like an idiot and smiling all the time because I hadn't had any social interaction like that before

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Why are you not happy, anon? I'm living alone in third world and earn my own daily breads by hardwork at the farm and barn animals, have my own small house (or cabin), pay my tax and still have internet that's good enough to post here. Why are you so unhappy? Please tell me.

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Help me bots!

The jig is up! She saw me with my phone aimed straight at her! I can't ever take her pic again.

But then again she did only look back for a split second, so am I in the clear if I try to snag a pic again next Monday or did I fuck my shit up.

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https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

I want to know what robots' political compass test results are because I'm bored as shit and have nothing better to do with my sad, pathetic life

pic related are mine

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>300 dollars in my bank account
>need 5000 bux by the 22nd
>no job, no family, no friends, NEET
>getting kicked out my unit this month

Am I fucked?

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Where are you robots going to college? What do you think of it?

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Do you ever want to vomit when you realize that the current crop of young women are going to be people's mothers someday?

These women are going to raise children. The >I LIKE TO HAVE FUN XDDD!!! I LIKE TO PARTAYYYY *CHOKES ON TINDER PENIS* HAHA YOU RESPECT ME RIGHT?? I'M A FIERCE POWYRFUL WOMYN #YOLO *TWEETS ABOUT LATTES* *INHALES CUM*
of today is the
>I'm so proud of you, son :)
of tomorrow.

Some day some five year old boy is going to be receiving a tender kiss from his mother, from the same lips that licked the asshole of a dude from OKCupid on the second date.