hi i wish i was an aibatt
>>34910525
And i wish i was an MC in a Fantasy Teleported to another world books. but they dont have nutella and instant noodles there
>>34910544
hi trans-aibatt here
Flyff! I used to fucken love that game, haven't thought about it in years.
Is this cringy or alpha?
If the male is attractive then it's alpha, if he's not, it's cringy. That's how everything works.
I was just chanting no no no under my breath the whole time reading this
She's at WORK bro
>>34911406
I think even if he was an ideal ten/ten I still be scared as fuck he was wanting to cut me up or something with such a weird ass letter and would try my best to change my route with someone.
24yo kissless virgin robot here with an eight inch dick.
Actually have my first date with a girl next week. Scared I'm going to sperg and hurt her vagina with my lack of technique.
Life is pain.
Similar situation OP, I just wish I knew how to fuck well.tfw thought dick was 7.5 but is actually 6.5
>>34910473
Amazingly suckable looking cock there, anon. I'm envious!
full body shave or literally just the hair growth of a feeemayyllee?
>lookism is down
can we discuss face aesthetics?
i think the appeal of lookism is in offering the users an illusion of control over sexual attraction.
you are sort of saying to yourself, "I know what is attractive, I am a master of attraction".
Post 10/10 male facial aesthetics
is there anyone that amogs Chico?
>Be arguing with woman about feminism
>She asks me if I know how the female mind works
>Tell her no
>"Well exactly you don't know how it works so you don't have a say in what what we do
>Tell that's not my point
>She asks me if I was a woman who would I marry
>I'm not a faggot I would choose the best provider
>"Exactly we chose the same thing too so stop being mad over it"
Fucking women
>be arguing with woman
well there's your mistake there kiddo
>>34910266
beat me to it
also "stop being mad over spending the rest of your life alone" hahahha
>>34910266
That's right, a solid backhand solves most arguments with a lady
>you missed out on teenage sex
it only gets harder
It gets easier, you sperging virgin.
>tfw not even attracted to teens anymore
>>34910171
Good lord what is she wearing! Girls were never this slutty when I was younger.
I may have had a chance if I were a millennial, back in my day girls at least tried to look chaste and innocent, so you treated them as equals and at most, had a crush on them.
Nowadays they dress like this, advertising they are sluts looking for a hard dick in their tight teenage pussies. Goddamn nu-Robots fucked up way worse than we ever could.
Well fuck me
>on the way home
>car crashes
>get three gashes on my face
>go hospital and get five stitches
>tfw never be aesthetics
I'm already insecure how will I get a gf when the first thing they see will be an ugly scar on my face
JUST
pic related
Scars are sick bro especially the ones on your face if you know how to play them off.
>>34910091
Scars look badass
>>34910091
I wish I had those sexy scars across my lips!
Fuck you, Chad!
>Normies being offended by my bimbofication porn.
How long until they turn it into CP?
I don't want to go to jail because I like to see things turning into big breasted blonde sluts.
Don't they already do that anyway?
I know it's few and far between but don't some liberals call all porn CP seeing as the women in them used to be children, thus it's CP?
>>34910083
Serves you right for fapping to stacy roasties.
>>34910083
What changed? I still see a slut.
How do I make money on YouTube? What do I need to know?
>>34909814
I want to make videos on yt too but I have nothing... I just want some money that all
>upload video
>get one million views
Congratulations, you have earned your first dollar!
>>34909862
>Its that simple anon :^)
>tfw no 9/10 Stanny bf
Truth be told, i am kinda glad you posted this again. Seems like even being memed is better than being completely forgotten by everyone, like in real life.
>>34909980
Serb. You must go to the Albanian border and make the fire rise again
>>34909980
OMG WHAT THEEEE FUCK????? WHERE DID YOU GOOOO?????? I STOPPED GOING TO R9K JUST BECAUSE YOU DISAPPEARED
FINALLY YOU BACK
>tfw no pegging gf
no reason to Iive Iads
The worst part is even if you get a GF she's unlikely to share any of your fetishes
iktf tbqh famalam
>>34909772
that's one of the reasons why I don't even try
What would u rate him r9k?
ffs
oregano
>>34909615
I don't rate men cause I'm not a gay faggot
>>34909626
>fapping to traps is not gay
>tfw you were a good looking child but turned into an ugly adult
I had a chin as a child but it's gone now
tfw you were an ugly kid and an even uglier adult
I was a little below average as a kid, but growing up and balding has made me straight up ugly.
Feminism has screwed up men so hard. I'm the old days all you needed to was earn a lovable wage and be a decent guy and you'd be able to have a wife and start a family with a good woman.
Nowadays women have their pick of the Creme de la creme. They can choose whatever guy they want, they're like little girls in a candy store. They can gawk at every 10/10 jocks all day and then take home whichever one they fancy the most. Ordinary males like myself are obsolete and useless, we have nothing to offer women. Economic stability is something easily available to them without a man, and a happy family life with a polite husband isn't appealing to them anymore as feminism has told them it's oppressive and restrictive.
Feminism has moved women to the next level of the equilibrium and we're stuck behind doomed for death cause we failed to make the evolutionary jump.
Every generation is going to be more superficial and materialistic than the last cause now people can have everything they need to survive, the only reason humans need to fuck is to for the high thrill, we can't keep up with that.
Stale pasta is stale. Now fuck off back to wizchan.
>>34909586
????
This is /r9k/ isn't it? Fuck off I belong here you don't
>>34909550
>this delusion
Plenty of average men have average gfs. Take a walk outside for once in your life.
holy fuck is pic related true, am I actually autistic
Welcome to the club
I only became self aware of my autism last month
>>34909443
When i download a song, i listen to it and just it for a whole week. Repeating the same song a billions if time and i enjoy it.
Been doing that since i was a child.
Am i in the club ?
>>34909443
I have like 8 of these. I've never been diagnosed with autism but I feel like I may have very very mild autism, just enough to fuck my shit up when interacting with others and going about my daily life but not enough to warrant disability or anything