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Japan abhors fat people. For a fact you will be shot

did you know if your over 50 and fat your company will be taxed for it. 60lbs is like 8kg isnt it? gl losing it, but i think youll still be fat.

>>34913694
>60lbs is like 8kg isnt it?

i agree, i was going to apply for a entry level management position with 50k salary but it said i need a degree in buisiness, 2 years experience and have to also manage marketing (as in actually being the marketing dept). like what the fuck. then i went to aply to a start up pizza place and they said i need 2 years experience spinning dough by hand. then i went to apply to be a waiter at a chinese place but theyre racist and said cause i dont speak Mandarin (ie your white...).

no jobs for the fresh

>>34913766
> McD's 1 year experience
> Retail 1-2 years experience
> Call centre 1 year experience
> Dishwasher 2 years experience

Just kill me already

>>34913947
you think im joking but im not.

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>>34913076

>tfw no wan wan who puts forks in power sockets

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yvjsynRvQ0

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get your cute voice outta here!!
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Hell I had a 4 year relationship out of high school but she left and 7 years later I'm still alone and a sperg to boot

>>34912896
That's fucking nothing dude my girlfriend just broke up with me on valentines day ( fucking VALENTINES DAY )
I'm never going to find a girl willing to tolerate my bullshit ever again.
But I agree man, robot is a state of mind. /r9k/ isn't your secret club you dumb virgins.

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Why do normalfags so desperately want to call themselves robots?

>>34912515
No man's sky is 10-15 dollars in the bargain bins :^)

>>34912515
>It hurts so much. I don't deserve happiness, guess I will just kill myself like the worthless poor bitch I am...

Alright then, bye!

>>34912515
> "I don't need to work hard, I'll just marry rich!"
> slut your way through college, only attend classes for "the college experience xD"
> hit your 30s
> "Modest Christian wife seeks suitable companion"
> no one wants to marry a roast beef sandwich
> "Why am I so poor? I'm smart & have marketable skillz like my vagina!!"

>>34912376
There's a good chance she's bi and just pretending to be a lesbian. My sister does it all the time to guys she doesn't like.

>>34912390
All girls are bi nowadays.

>>34912376
Ask her to be your wingwoman

Then no retard.
Don't degrade yrslf for any bitch.

>>34912587
I fucked up a couple of times and now she dislikes me. It's just that I have regrets.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xo8pboQv1A

>small waist
uhhhh

>>34912267
This is just a fat woman who has been photoshopped

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>>34912361
>>34912374
Jesus Christ. Let me rephrase that. A thick hourglass figure. She's not photoshopped she posts videos

>wants to fly to another country to fuck a man who gets fucked by other men numerous times per day for """"only""""" $100

This is a mad world we live in.

>>34912217
I was 100% convinced that was a dude until I saw the vagina

>>34912275
>fuck a man
Thats a woman dude

>>34911957
Well according to this gif and the other gif of them fighting I'd say yes

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>>34911984
seems unanimous

Yes, Wojak is more powerful, but Pepe keeps coming back.

>>34911821
Dont call SJW's liberals!

I dont want to be associated with those fucktards.
They dont even stand for the same values of libetarians.

>>34912060
>Dont call SJW's liberals!
Why not? They're the majority of liberals at this point.

>>34912104
>They're the majority of liberals at this point.
I think you dont understand my point.
They CAN NOT be liberals by definition.
I have no clue why they call them self liberals anyways, they are fucking authoritarians.

The people only think that we belong to those shitheads because they also startet calling them liberals.

melyik egyetem?

>>34911792
lelte

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>>34911779
>My massive inferiority complex has convinced me everyone else to is too good for me.

Every tiem.

>This isnt going to get better, is it?

Nope, everyday is worse and everyday I curse the fact I'm too much of a coward to just end it all.

>>34911678
I beg of you to ignore my typos, my head isn't alright.

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>constantly seek validation through internet and dating websites
>26yo NEET
>smoke a pack a day, drink every single day, smoke weed the days I can get it
>live with just my Dad and me, we never ever speak, but can always see the disappointment in his eyes when he looks at me
>had an internet gf for 3 fucking years that I loved more than anyone
>will never ever have her back, and she broke my heart and left me even more fucked up than previously
>play video games because they're all I have left, yet I'm bored of them all
>haven't successfully held a job for longer than 2 weeks since I was 20
>feel this massive desire to find companionship, it's all I want out of life, essentially. but I'll never ever have it
>only talent I have I waste by never practicing
>starve myself on purpose, enjoy the pain of stomach cramps after I haven't eaten for 3 days. am a skeleton
>haven't had something to look forward to in I don't know how long
>live for my addictions, and that's it. tried to quit smoking once, didn't know what to do with myself, went back to it
>wake up, pour a drink, have a smoke, then sit on my PC for however long. rinse, repeat.

>>34911751
Thank you for sharing, I don't know what else to tell you
I know it's impossible and out of the question to tell your dad about your issues and what's infesting your brain and destroying you, but have you tried talking to him?
I mean: it can be hard to do, but it might help. Why not? right? we're all suicidal here; so why not give it a go, right?


I'm going to try to speak to my family today, if that didn't work I'm jumping off the roof with a noose 'round my neck.

And remember, YOLO and fuck everything else

holy shit im drunk

>>34911577
No thanks, guys. I don't drink.
>implying I would be there in the first place

>>34911577
>poisoning yourself with ethanol
no thanks

>>34911577
>Not vodka
No thanks

>>34911386
don't care, as long as they make a porno i can fap to

>two races that are not white mixing

Sure whatever

The girl you posted is a disgusting americanized whore so really nothing of value was lost.

Like when niggers date 300lb trailer trash white hamplanets "u mad white boy?" no, please take her we don't want her.