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What says /r9k/? I am honestly sick of them.
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fucking please
there are dozens of them and it's cloggin up the board with their shit
there is no such thing as a fembot jesus christ
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>>39111870
Well what do you mean by woman? Are you talking about the trap and HRT threads as in dickgirls or actual woman (woman)?
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/r9k/ is supposed to be a safe space for robots to talk to other robots.

every normie knows this by now yet they still come here to attack us.

this place is all I have in this world now that isn't completely against me for being alive.

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Someone please tell me not all women are like this. I can't handle this story
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sorry about your thread
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>>39111766

Sorry Anon, they are. Chad wins agaiiiiiin~~~~~
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>>39111766
good lord that must burn like a son of a bitch.

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Were you a thug in school?

>beat up kids every day when I was in elementary school
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>>39111644
posting no bully rangers
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no I was the one without friends
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>>39111690
antibully ranger transformation

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Greeks are better than other subhumans
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wrong. pay debts you literal nigger
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>>39111619
Agreed. As far as subhumans go, Greeks are okay.
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>>39111631
>>39111640

>doesn't know who ikibey is

Leave

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>"Yo anon, we're going to Stacy's party! Wanna come?"
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why is he wearing a mcdumbo tshirt
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>>39111677
Because he's awesome.
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chyea, bro-pham

I'm high right now. Ask me anything.
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>>39111314
why did u choose to get high ?
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>>39111314
Took any drugs before?
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>>39111341
Bcuz it's fun

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Should I go to college to follow my passions and study what I love, even if the job openings are few and the pay may not be great. Or should I become a wage cuck. Study what I don't want to and end up in a job I don't like but have mad shekels?
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I don'ttknow what to say but mad respect to you for using Ribespierre as your OP picture.
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>>39111293
Follow your heart, anon. Can you imagine anything worse than spending the majority of your waking existence doing something you truly do not enjoy? You have been blessed with reason; use it for once.
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>>39111337
Don't know* Robespierre

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I just realized none of you know you shouldn't flirt with somebody until you know them. Fierce autism.
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What this mean, anon? Explain to me in your wisdom
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>>39111306
Walking up to a girl and hitting on her or sending a flirty tinder message only works in movies and on tv. 99% of women have a safety first approach to dating and hitting on her as a stranger is translated as a hostile act.
A woman knows she likes you before you flirt with her, so spend that time to build up trust and a friendship.
That's what folks did in the old days.
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>>39111246

I thought this was common knowledge unless you are elliot rodger

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How do you think you are going to die?
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in a unmemorable way
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>>39111222
Cool picture
Either suicide or alone at 65
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I dare not say

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Do robots even really care about politics? That seems like normie madness to me.
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>>39111105
>Robots
>normies
you must be new.
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>>39111105
I care about political history (or as we call it: History). Contemporary politics is and has always been a puppet show. The actual nature of the show doesn't make itself clear until many generations after the fact, this is a historical truism.
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Nope, never talk about it.

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which of these girls would you want to be you're gf?
all of them are real people
we voted between out selves and there is a winner but i wanted to see what you think
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forgot to post the strawpoll
https://strawpoll.com/f8r48b3a
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>>39111069
Improve the res please
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>>39111069
Nigga I can't read that shit.

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Post pics or links where girls talk about how much they hate small dicks and adore big ones. I need some suicide fuel.
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>>39111053
Is that you OP? If you're going to KYS can you at least show us your cock with a timestamp written on it? Greatly appreciated, and we'll reward you with the time of day.
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post NOT NOT your dick
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>>39111053
>tfw 8x5
and I think my dick looks small on my 6'2 frame. can only imagine how dicklets feel

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Whats it like being a NEET?

I am currently a wagecuck and i seriously see no way out other than suicide or keep slaving away seriously fuck alle the customers and the asshole employes. my boss is a fucking asshole.
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Why not? Just exploit the system.

Who cares? Everyone knows we're living in modern Rome before the collapse.
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its not as great as it seems desu, yea you have free time but your days get so boring and empty, weeks pass by without anything happening, youre just kinda wasting away but once you've started living like this its hard to get out too.
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thats the problem how the fuck do i exploit the system without getting caught?? should i do some injury to myself or is it better to fake something like depression?

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Who else here /volunteer/?

I literally can't wait till the next war starts so I can leave my dull, grey wagie job and join a local death squad on a wicked and nasty adventure into the deep vast darkness of genocide and warfare. Imagine the camaraderie that would develop between you and your fellow brothers in arms, as you go through incredible hardships and challenges, but also get to share the joy of looting and raping qt local girls who see you and your men as conquering chads.

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm-oRgkQ8_o

Imagine marching through the land, singing and whistling as you cut deeper and deeper into enemy territory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8[Open]

Do we have any robot/volunteers/ here?
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I'm down. We need a purge.
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I volunteer originalogo!
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Private Neetus of the fourth Robot volunteer division reporting in

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Practice your eye contact with this attractive female

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her body language and facial expressions were too cringe
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making eye contact isnt hard, making the right amount of eye contact is, especially when i am with multiple people and i am trying to give equal eye contact to each person. it's like manual breathing trying to manually look at people in conversation its impossible
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>>39110719
>implying staring at a video and having IRL eye contact is the same
>implying this isn't way too cringe to go through the whole 5min
yeah no thanks

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