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/r9k/, what is your deepest darkest secret?
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fapping to trap pictures i guess
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>>34917924
i jerk off into my shoes and walk around with my own semen drenching my feet when i go out for the day
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>>34917924
somebody, play final fantasy with me
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If women aren't people, why am I a person? Why was I given personhood when I would have been much happier riding the cock carousel and burning coal and using my body to get things I want?
This leads me to think I'm not a girl and gives me gender dysphoria. The redpill made me a fucking degenerate.
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>>34917504
>why am I a person?
you're not a person. you're a failed cock carousel, you're entirely obsolete.
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>>34917561
Unfortunately I'm more of a person than 90% of you.
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Ugly girl who failed at fuckig guys (how ugly do you have to be in today's age to do that?!?!) pretends to be all deep
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Most degenerate fetish? 2017-02-16 08:44:40 Post No.34917376
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IMO it's
>cuckoldry
>BBW (More like Fat ugly women)
>Scat
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>>34917376
>You will never profit under the destruction of your medieval city and rape some nones and abuse to week women
why live, anon, why ?
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>>34917413
Your EngIish is great.
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findom - why is this a thing
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>interviewing at a startup
>nail the interview
>final meeting with the VP
>ask him a personal question about his immigration (he's clearly not from the country, not that I really care or that it matters).
I triggered him hard, he told me that me asking the question is highly illegal, unprofessional, and that normally this would disqualify me as a candidate, he looked visibly shaken and uncomfortable and I felt compelled to apologize.
Is it illegal? I know that asking my immigration status or country of origin is a form of workplace discrimination during an interviews and is illegal, but, afaik the opposite is not true. The way he handled the question revealed a lot about his character and the culture at the company and I will probably not accept if I'm given an offer.
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This smells like bullshit. Any even halfway competent interviewer would have immediately ended the interview and threw your resume/application in the trash.
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>>34917515
That's what felt like happened, he couldn't wait to show me out the door. Thing is good talent is hard to find in my field and I'm highly qualified, maybe slightly autistic with a pocketful of spaghetti.
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Report him to immigration services, get him deported
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>eat my Indian pussy you filthy white servant, I might let you out of your chastity cage for a day if you're good enough
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No thx I don't like curry or poo at all in my mouth pajeeta
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>>34917362
*takes a fat Hindu shit on your Thinkpad*
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why does brown skin look so good on girls until they take their clothes off?
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What kind of person leaves comments on porn videos?
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>>34917308
>What kind of person leaves comments on porn videos?
Indian
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naive boomers, retarded phonefags, and third worlders
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The same kind of person that replies to these threads
Ask a real fembot anything /r9k/
Pic is me, not showing face as I don't want anyone knowing I come here.
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>>34916792
What do you think of Feederism/BBW
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What is the proper heating time for a 1000watt microwave to heat up 2lbs of frozen chicken tenders?
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>>34916792
maybe put a time stamp for authenticity you dumb fucking bitch
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kissless virgin femanon here, how do you eat in front of a guy? serious question, do you not get self conscious when you stuff your face with the gravy?
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>>34916614
Bait. Post verification
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>>34916614
You will never have to as only betas take women to dinner and you will only accept Chad
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why do homosexuals believe that they are women?
SAGED
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Programmers of /r9k/, where do you start? I tried programming once maybe around a year ago and I remember not liking it very much. I've been thinking of giving it another try, but I don't even know where to start. I don't even know what kind of programs I'd make. What do you guys make when you're programming? Where should I start?
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>>34916606
I bump your thread because I'm in the same case; I need answer too.
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>>34916606
Similar problem
Learning C in school but its shit, would like to do it myself and another language but I have no idea what to do
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Python is easy for beginners, try the Automate the Boring Stuff with Python book.
t. CS graduate
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What's it take for a non white to get a top tier pale qt?
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>>34916466
11 inch dick
orginaliiiooooo
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Just courage to be honest. White girls don't discriminate as much as Asians.
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>>34916724
Why are most white girls obsessed with huge dicks?
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>Friend helps with a math problem last night over text
>Was busy so I couldn't thank him
>Messages me asking if I got the problem today
>Tell him "Yes lol"
>He texts in verbatim "Did I help any? Despite being an adult man I need validation and assurance that my actions had any worth."
H-how am I suppose to take this?
What did he mean by that?
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>>34916122
Kerbumperoo
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>>34916122
>needing help with math
>replying with "lol"
>receiving a beta response like that from a 'friend'
get the fuck out
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>>34916507
>Only people allowed on /r9k/ are those with >150 iqs
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>using bing to watch porn
>didn't realize I was logged in to my family's Microsoft account
>realize my brother also probably hasn't realized either
>look at history
>nude beach 12 years old
>beastiality
>dead American soldiers
What the fuck?
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Ur flagged
OriginLis
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>>34916072
I'm not sure, but your brother maybe be a RUSSIAN COMMUNIST...Protect your means of production citizen.
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>>34916072
kill him
origiginanannaa
>Hey, Anon! Do you mind giving me a foot massage? My feet are really sore after working out, and it's not really gay or anything...
What do you do?
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Call him a faggot then give him a foot massage.
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>>34916045
360 degrees, kick the air, mumble something about what happens to gay people in my father's country, walk right out.
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>>34916325
>A-Anon! Where are you going?! I wasn't going to try to make you lick them or a-anything!
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post ITT if you beat your dick 4-5 times a day and you are numb to pretty women, big asses and tits you see on the street/ internet
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>>34915956
I beat it about that much in day, but I'm not numb to pretty women. I still see them walking in the street and think "yeah I'd hit thatif I wasn't repulsive"
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>>34916040
This horny constantly.
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>>34916040
This. All it takes is seen a girl jiggling her ass in jeans/leggings and my libido is back again. It's really why I fap so much.
I know I'll never be able to fuck them, so I have to fantasize. Most of the stuff I fap to is rape porn
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>tfw 21
>still cant tie my shoelaces
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>tfw 20
>still don't know all the months of the year in order or describe what season it is.
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>>34915582
are you unironically retarded
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>>34915582
Are you legalIy retarded?