anybody else here /wetthebeduntiltheywere14/
>>34907320
until i was 16. I was a very well beaten child.
>>34907320
12
I hated waking up in damp tighty whiteys and feeling a warm drying spot on my bed
>>34907351
i never even got beat or anything except for a few times
Why is /r9k/ okay with this?????
white master race.
in short nigs aren't NEETs and whites are so they get mad
>>34907270
I'm not ok with either, coal-miners are just as degenerate.
>>34907270
I'm black and while i dont hate interracial porn, i fucking hate that there are some black chicks who only fuck white guys, like wtf??? Its not like the coalburner chicks like Riley Reid and shit dont fuck white dudes too, so why doesn't like Brittany White fuck a black dude? So odd to me.
This is the weekend boys
the weekend I ask my gf for anal
I hope she lets me stick it in her bum
>>34907213
>>34907943
Nobody cares about your shitty attempt at trolling. Bumping it an hour later like you had gold here is just really pathetic.
>>34907975
Then why did you bump it?
Direct replies (You)'s now give you a facebook-tier beep alert whenever you receive one.
What are your guys's thoughts? It will be a little easier to track (You)'s with this but it's kinda annoying especially if you made the thread.
>>34907211
i already get desktop notifications so idc
No it doesn't. Fuck off retard.
4chan X had this for years
I want to kill myself, but I don't have many options living at a university. What's the best way?
>>34906973
Heroin or pain pill overdose.
Crematorium, but then you might just add more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.
Take a knife, secure it to wall, smash face on it repeatedly
>want to get fucked in the ass by a shemale
>too scared ot HIV
what do?
>>34906775
kill yourself
originally, though
>>34906775
>what do?
find a cute boy from /r9k/ to fuck you of course
they are guaranteed to be virgin and are CUTE and feminine
>>34906805
I've considered that
How to get a qt fat hairy saggy christmas cake cat lady fembot gf to marry /r9k/?
Is it even possible to find like a 35+ WoW-playing shut-in anymore, what are women like that even doing nowadays.
>tfw had one as a practice gf but got married because she got pregnant
Well, a good bit older than Christmas cake but still.
damn this bitch is hot as fuck. more pics pls op.
Somebody give me a quick rundown on the chuckles
Don't know too much about them, apparently they rule England with an iron (but fair) fist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRKfW841EUE
i saw these cunts on a mug in black mesa
>tfw losing your best friend is infinitely worse than having no gf
He was one of the closest people in my life since I was 12 and I'll never see him again.
>>34906068
You think that's bad? I met my best friend when I was 4 and I haven't spoken to him in 8 years. Last I heard he either failed high school or dropped out like I did.
yeah its a competition, retard.
sorry about your bro, anon, lord knows id hate to lose a bestie
A gf should be your best friend so when you lose your gf you lose your best friend. Thats twice the lost.
Is it normal that whenever I smoke up lately I get very anxious and insecure? I've been smoking almost every day for 2 years now and weed used to be the only thing that distracts me from my depression and I really used to enjoy music when I'm high but even that is gone now. All it does now is make me even more sad.
>>34905769
i remember when i did that i was like 3 and somehow im still here typing this
...fuck, i could have not had to suffer the last 20 years, god damnit
>>34905830
i ment your pic, nahh mokin wee made me less anxious, but i have high anxiety constantly, and i think its worse now that i stopped
>>34905769
I see nothing wrong. I don't smoke and I often feel anxious and insecure.
>tfw no belly gf general
>tfw no belly gf who wants to lose weight as a couple
>>34905528
>you will never fuck her brains out in a stream in the middle of the woods
>>34905551
lame
belly girls are for fucking
>Chad starts dating my oneitis
>eventually he learns I like her
>Say's he'll show me nudes of her if I suck his dick.
>agree
>Nudes are really good, i just have to ignore his dick in some of them
>agreement goes on, he get new pics every few weeks
>yesterday he told me if I started swallowing, he would convince oneitis to have a threesome with me
should I do it? what if he's lying?
Lol if you have a threesome, you under stand it's you and your oneitis on your knees sucking and swallowing his dick right? Just writing that made me hard. I say just do it OP.
>>34905387
Your cuck fantasies are fucking weird, bruh
God r9k has the shittiest threads
>27 year old virgin
>never had a gf
>parents are starting to suspect I'm gay
>mfw I'm straight
Also they think the undercut hairstyle is raising red flags regarding this. They say "all those gay guys get that kind of cut".
What do?
>>34918853
>>parents are starting to suspect I'm gay
How this happens exactly? Do they ask whenever you're gay?
>>34918881
They don't ever outright say it, but whenever I get a fresh undercut they think it's some hairstyle only gay stylists get or some shit. Mind you these are baby boomers and don't know what's in style, but it probably also has to do with the fact I'm in the bathroom for long periods of time because they think I'm styling my hair or brushing up, when I'm really just jacking off.
>>34918853
You stare straight at them and clearly say that you're not gay. That was hard.
>he thinks 5'10 and 5'11 is manlet
Reminder that you aren't a manlet unless you're 5'8 and under.
5'6 here
5'10 - 5'11 is still manlet because its under 6 foot plus most guys seem to be around 6'1 these days or taller, so in comparison it looks short.
I'm glad I made it to 5'11, but I know it isn't ideal I wish I was 2 inches taller. But I am still thankful.
6'2,
size 13 feet
no gf
>>34918736
I'm 6'1
still no gf
>Be me
>Edgy 13yr old
>Grandma takes me to church because Christmas
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>Watch Jackass the movie
>Plan set
>In church next morning
>I ask the preacher to speak
>Actually go upend pretend to jack off to Jeebus
>Preacher kicks my balls
>Worst fucking pain ever
>Everyone thinks I'm gay when I leave
>See the girl I've got a crush on
>Mfw
>>34918272
Thanks for the giggles OP. Have you gotten your flu shot yet?
>>34918272
lmao you fuck
>>34918272
>Preacher kicks my balls
>Everyone thinks I'm gay when I leave
What