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>>34911516
nobody cares about your emotional baggage unless you're on /r9k/ or talking to your mom

>>34911516
>>tell her about all the shit in my life.

she's looking for a REAL man, not a woman

>>34911516
haha this chick is fucking hot, how she acts. in the photo at least

Plan to do them ahead of time so you don't tell yourself it's ok to spend five minutes shit posting
It's basic time management

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>>34911568
I tried to do it yesterday but I broke down and cried as soon as I picked up the pen

Go to library.

>>34911468
If a guy has issues with his mother, then he has mommy issues.
Can you belive it? It's so simple!

No, he just likes more experienced women who aren't in a hurry to get married, pump out kids, betabux a man or judge him for his lack of experience.

It's men who seek pleasant, considerate sex.

If a girl is into older men, does she have daddy issues?

>>34911483
Kek. Never thought I would see lisp here.

>>34911483

is that you petsu

>>34911483
post pics and maybe you get some white cock

it is for nerds

Stupid Jew bitch profiting off the fact that her faggot son took a gun to school and shot some kids

>>34911273
from what I've heard about she actually takes a human approach to it and doesn't condemn her son as being a monster or some such like as mother roasties are typically wont to do when things don't go the way they have imagined it

so in that way it's probably not bad I guess

>>34911222
and what exactly am I supposed to appreciate about them?
nice bait tho

>>34911222
The vast, vast majority of normies are nice, friendly people. I don't hate them, I hate myself for not being like them.

>>34911296
Chad pays taxes for your NEETbux.

>>34911194
that means my dick its fucking 25 cm???? ohhh

lmao shrekt

>>34911194
Actually a similar thing happened with my gf with UK US breast sizes, her tits were smaller than she thought :8

>stereotype that men always want fuk
>stereotype that women want relationship

When did these reverse so that women want fuk and men want relationships?

>>34911214
dats just want women wanted u to think when u could beat them. now theyre free and independent they don't need to pretend like they dont want 100 chad dicks every week

i am ugly so i have to resort to hookers but i agree sex without "love" is not worth doing

>ebic pause
It's a pretty easy question, you should be able to answer it. But how do you know?
How does anyone become such a miraculous faggot? You might say well I know OP is dumb and gay, I'm reading their post, I can reply, their thread is right here.
But that only tells us one thing... we have a 6th sense. The sense which allows us to detect OP's massive faggotry.
>Jake Chudnow's Hydrogen begins playing

>>34911177

I'll play.

>first of all, what do we mean by "Opee"
>Is it the "original poster" or the original post?

Black lives matter
*music plays*
or do they?

Haven't seen this thread in awhile.
Good luck in finding her

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u still in school op? fucking normie

if any of u werent aware op took (((several))) girl's v card and has had gf's before, he is a fraud and does not deserve to be posting here

just casually broke up with them because "why not lel and i was stupid =("

fuck off

>>34911172
Fuck you
STOP PUMPING AND DUMPING OUR WOMEN

also redpill me on your visit

>lack of things to actually do together
>controversy it causes within the classroom

>>34911007
>How did you survive

Eating food, drinking water, and breathing oxygen

>>34911007
> wanting to fuck so many pretty girls
Imagination & masturbation
>telling yourself it all gets better
It was already pretty good.
>and wanting to be in a relationship.
Thought relationships where a waste of time.

>>34910965
disgusting pedo kys

good taste in art OP 10/10

>>34910965
The toilet is closed, so all those cute lolis had to pee in the pool.

>>34910900
Same, Im not even ugly but I suck at life

Fuck dude all the flirting and signals just go over my head, I've had girls ask ME out in the past so I can't be ugly, just autistic as fuck.
In hindsight I could be getting mad puss if only I could into socialization.

I guarantee you that it's more than just your spergy attitude and zits that make you unattractive.
Grow an extra foot where it counts and then see

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>>34910825
>tfw ungrateful dog doesn't even like the milkies

I'm questioning the point of pets

fear and worries

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>>34910864
You mean milkbones? Is he/she a good dog otherwise? Is it affectionate at least sometimes?

Her friends didn't like me, so I didn't bother.

> creme colored fabric interior with pleather steering wheel cover
why the fuck am i in this poorfag mobile?

I didn't tell you about any girl Chad you creep.