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Ok, I have a philosophy + romance question.

I'm the kind of guy that likes to do nice things for girls. In my mind, I figure if I get a prospective mate cute clothes, a new blanket, games on Steam, whatever, that this might ingratiate myself with them. I know you can't buy love, but I feel like it should set me apart from all the cheap chads that just want to shoot & scoot.

However.

It's come to my attention that this is not how the female brain works. The more work the woman puts into the relationship, the more she loves the man.

Thus the theory goes that if you want a girl to love you, you get HER to do shit for YOU. You give her tasks. You ask for favors. You make her expend energy for you.

This makes her start to think that in some way it's her job to take care of you. Any guy can get her gifts. Any guy can take her shopping. But she's the only person that can take care of YOU.

This is evident as a trope in all Japanese media. The man rarely does nice things for the girl, instead creating situations where the girl has to do things for him - leading to the woman inevitably falling for him.

What do you think of all this?
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A woman won't do shit if she has the choice. Women have typically raised kids throughout history, and that's been their job. Now we have all this female empowerment bullshit, and they think they're the fucking golden calf.
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>Thus the theory goes that if you want a girl to love you, you get HER to do shit for YOU.

This is a trick, she'll dump you for doing this
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>>34917359
its all about power, you need to be nice to her , flirt whatever but never show your whole hand, hold back any true expression of attraction or interest

be desirable to the woman but dont express any desire towards her, this will drive her mad, then you can make her work towards any affection from you

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>eat chips and dip at lunch
>wear graphic T shirts
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>wear graphic T shirts

Kill yourself. That shows immaturity.
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>>34917300
>that shows immaturity
>kill yourself
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>>34917344
I believe that if you're a manchild then it's better if you off yourself.

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Lads, a cutie girl on the street actually turned her head and gave me a warm smile today.
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>>34917223
okay thanks for the update, see yourself out
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>>34917223
include me in the screen cap laddy
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Cool, show us your dick.

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>tfw got a job interview in 90 mins

c-can i get some g-good luck w-wishes
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>>34917107
I hope you fail originally
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>>34917107
No you going to mess up and fail.
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>>34917107

Good luck anon, try your best. You will enjoy the finacial gains and no longer being a NEETcuck, like I am now.

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>It's okay anon chad is going to work for you one day.

>Fast forward to "one day"

>I work for chad.

I honestly don't think death is punishment enough for the teachers that used to spew this shit.
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>>34917071
>>It's okay anon chad is going to work for you one day.

That's assuming you actually do something with your life other than post frog memes on the computer
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>>34917098
Just about to post this
kek
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>>34917098
How successful are you in life?

It'd be odd to tell me to do something with my life if you were just a pathetic wage cuck.

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>middle school (12-14) sexual fantasies were extremely elaborate and barr you from ever thinking about yourself as anything less than an utter monster
>fantasize that you are basically worshiped as god in an unclave of women
>father all of them, have sex with the lucky ones a few times.
>nothing could be more exciting than to fuck me then die, it is their purpose in life.
>time somehow distorts so that the session lasts 24 hours in my chamber but like 30 minutes on the outside
>They somehow survive by eating nuggets of eachother, fried in their own milk (which according to the law of consevation of energy is completely impossible)
>lucky ones will have their nuggets (which are basically fucking chicken nuggets) get eaten by me
>there can be no higher honor
>remember these are also my daughters
>also, they basically mature to full adulthood in a matter of months, so I basically wind up fucking and eating my thousands of my biologically adult 1 year old children who worship me as god in a time warped bedroom
>these fantasies were no longer appealing at age 14 do to my first taste of puppy love, which I had previously denied as irrational becuase it makes you stupid, weak, and out of control
what the fuck is wrong with me?
off to kill myself now
guess mbti
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>>34917053
You are probably an INTJ or INTP.
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>>34917099
which of those two do you belive is more likely
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>>34917194
Sounds like some shit I would do as far as construction, but INTJs are just as capable at doing shit like that and the sexual gratification they get from being deified by others leads me to believe you are an INTJ, and not an INTP.

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All women are dirty little whores that have been fucked by at least 30 guys by the time they've graduated high school while you have anxiety attacks/depression and just wished you could be loved by one girl. Really makes you think huh.
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Women are creatures that also want attention and validation and love
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>>34917034
>Really makes you think huh.

No
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>>34917034
lel only if u accept urself as an incapable piece of shit
im with this girl for 2 years now and i've cheated on her two times because dick is thirsty while she is still with me 100? of the time

sooooo..... kys?

just because you got screwed on once doesnt mean you can say ALL women or men are shit
im a man and im shit how about that????

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>In the army
>surrounded by semi-retarded normies who all bully me constantly
>the people here are more imature than high schoolers, imagine getting screamed at by a 30 year old man for not cleaning a toilet well enough>muh combat arms is exciting and fun man!! XD
>have a 4 day weekend
>looking forward to reading some books and listening to some good podcasts while playing vidya
>Sgt in charge of my section said that if I dont spend at least 2 of our days off "with the guys" I will get put on extra duty next weekend

Why do persecute hate us so much?
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Congratulations! You've discovered the working class aren't the Salt Of The Earth Brothers In Arms you've deluded yourself into believing they were, and the armed forces of a 21st Century nation-state is a bloated, inefficient bureaucracy just like every other branch of government and not a Robert Heinlein novel. Now take your newfound wisdom and do something with it, punk.
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>>34917022
What base senpai? I'm in Richardson and it's the same turbo Monroe shot. Fuck these guys
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>>34917022
If you cant hack being yelled at for cleaning a shitter, and just respond "yes corporal" and clean it schmick, you wont hack it on operations.

T.ADFag Infantry

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When will wite people die off?
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>>34916971
>when will civilization and those who advance technology die off?

probably when everyone has nigger genes
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>>34917059
t. neet who has never contributed to civilization or technology
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This is the reason why /pol/ exists.

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MAN: You think you're hot shit don'tcha.
CHILD: PLEASE (SOUND OF CHILD SCREAMING)

MAN: You think you're hot
(SOUND OF CHILD SCREAMING)

MAN: Listen up (VOICE ELEVATED)
(SOUND OF CHILD SCREAMING "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE")

MAN: What's my fa - what's my name? (YELLING)
CHILD (SCREAMING): DAD!!!!!

MAN: My other name, what do you call me?
CHILD (SCREAMING): DAAAAADDD!!!!
(SOUND OF HITTING)
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>>34916845
That was such a weird video, has anybody found out the context of it yet?
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>>34917168
https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1651045
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>>34917195
I thought the hot water was just turned on inside the shower, fucking weird

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should i stop masturbating or is nofap just a big meme?
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>>34916797
>or is nofap just a big meme?
It's a meme
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
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>>34916797
It's not a meme. It's a very simple and deliberate science and there's a movement of hundreds of thousands of people that will testify to it.

When your body is constantly getting sexual release it has no logical reason to transform you into a personable and outgoing person because it figures you're getting laid every other day. About a week without masturbating and the difference in me is dramatic.

There aren't many studies I'll give you that and the other guy's post is basically just a long-winded way of saying that.
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>>34916797
Hmmmm, i guess we'll find out after months of isolation

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What do you do to pass the time between waking up in the morning and going to sleep at night?
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>>34916737
video game, anime, ranting to myself
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>>34916737
Browse here.
>>34916976
Anime is for little children, bro.
Watching anime to kill time, that's something I'd expect my kid brother to say he does all day.
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>>34917015
I appreciate that you replied with what you think of how I waste my time. It's colorful and marginally entertaining, and that's enough for me.

How does a sexy girl get a boyfriend like Trump?
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>>34916718
If you own a place like that no girl is out of your "league"
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>>34916750
Can you read the question? Do you need me to read it to you?
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>>34916774
Like he said if you actually do own a place like this you can get any girl you want desu

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Hello there! Come join our discord, we have mods and dedicated channels for various topics. Everyone is welcome.
https://discord.gg/qkzNZhs
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>>34916623

Its pretty comfy, would be nice to see more people in there.
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That cat is totally not clickbait in any way.
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>>34916623
There better be kittens

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Hey /rq14?/ I haven't been here in a while but I think I finally became robot again,I have a gf,she is nice,cute,and she understands me,but since few days I just stopped feeling love towards her.Anyone felt the same?Knowing myself and the area where I live in,its going to be hard to find another gf like me,so I'll be single for years to come,any tips for masturabation?

Pic unrelated?
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I'll fuck her if you want then see how you feel
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Are you on antidepressants or something?
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Maybe you need a little space.

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