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>"woke"
>"y'all"
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Do you live near southern ghettos or something?
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lit post OP, init
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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK #BLM

autistic screeching thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZngtyqYqzP
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>>34919936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CPOcM2vhs6
unoriginal
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>>34919998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vvvLtpP9U4
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>>34920072
Why did you post that

Do you have no consideration for people who may listen


What the fuck is wrong with you. Leave this board and never come back.

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> be me todoay
> hang out with qt chubby girl in IT class
> we text a lot and flirt back and forth
> she is sexy as fuck to me for some reason
> today we hug each other goodbye her mom has to pick her up
> i watch her perfect gigly ass as she walks away
> she looks back and smiles at me
> walking away i get a massive fucking erection and get fucking WET
uuuugh i want her so fucking bad ! sooo fucking bad i want to pound the love into her
she is the first girl i have ever had skin to skin contact with what do ?!
we text all the time.
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seriously you faggots what do i do !!!
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>>34919889
>what do i do !!!
Idk try to fugg her? I'm not sure I understand what you need from us
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>>34919889
Ram her ass.

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>almost all my savings went to drugs
>lost weight like crazy and from skinny fat to holocaust survivor
>got fired a couple of months ago
>started to lose my memory and iq

DON'T DO DRUGS IT'S A TRAP
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I'm a comfy neet, I can do what I want bum
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>>34919778
What drugs, retard?

hdgvk
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>>34919840

DON'T EVEN KNOW

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>be me khhv cuck
>talking to some girl online that doesn't live very far from my location
>after one day of talking things got hot
>didn't sext with her but decided to play some mind games
>"hey how about I hook you up with my black friend he is tall and he got pretty huge dick"
>"well let me see a picture of him"
>sent her pic of some guy from Twitter and some 10" dick pic
>"nope not going to happen he is ugly"
>"are you sure I mean his dick is like 10 inches that's like almost twice as my dick"
>"actually I want your dick anon ;)"
WHY SHE DOESNT WANT TO GET BLACKED?!
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>>34919668
Just keep trying it'll happen eventually and then she'll tell you all about it
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>>34919668
Posting fanfics again OP?
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>>34919710
It's fuckin legit
She is a SJW and she hates Trump because he is like she said "racist asshole" yet she only fucks white people

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I spent all of my developmental years miserable, and now I don't even have a personality outside of mental illness.
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well that's fine

what do you do for a living?
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>>34919658
nothing. i went to college for two years, dropped out and was a NEET for a while. now i'm trying college again and it sucks and i might withdraw a second time because i'm pathetic
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>>34919683
how do you pay for food and shelter?

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>cant say you support trump without niggers beating you up and nobody stopping them
>somehow theyre the oppressed ones
hmmm really makes ya think
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Why would somebody do this to themselves. I hope they feel like an idiot
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>>34919597
For facebook like ofcourse
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>>34919597
Resist Drumpfy at all costs.

So after massive amounts of thinking. I've concluded and made a collage of the ten greatest musical pieces ever recorded.
I think this is good. Any opinions?
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>>34919470
quite funny how the wu tang clan is the most tryhard thing on your collage.
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>>34919614
What are you implying? Because i would like to know.
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>>34919669
so you're serious about this?
there's no helping you

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How do I make friends ((connections)) in college?
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Well first you talk to people you sit next to
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>>34919476
but like how
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Don't know. Been trying for four years.

>make good first impression
>they are friendly
>get to the stage where I can sit next to them in class without problems and make small talk
>think "cool I'm getting a potential friend"
>wait for the moment where they ask me to hang out later
>never happens
>try to ask them out to myself
>sorry anon I'm busy

Sigh.

I guess I'm just trying with the wrong crowd. I get better luck with bros/Chads/punks and druggies but those aren't "my kind" of people. I guess I look the part but I am not one of them.

I'm just a nerd who would like to be with fellow normie nerds :(

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>interview weekend at my top choice grad school
>One of the students is waiting at the airport to drop me off at the hotel
>"OK man, I'll be here later to pick you up."
>I try to wave goodbye, but he thinks it's a high five
>I try to high five him back but not fast enough
>Try to turn it into a handshake but end up doing a weird hand grab instead
>Laugh awkwardly and just leave
Fuck. I already blew it, didn't I. Why the fuck can't I even do basic stuff?
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why are you stressing over trivial shit? who gives a fuck
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>>34919333
Good point.

Still, I feel like I should've become less awkward by 25+. Can anyone else relate?
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>>34919305
It doesn't matter
trust me
I'm a doctor

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I have imagined to the point of vivid imagery, the most beautiful woman on the planet doing my every desire. I have imagined woman from other worlds, from the Night Elfs, Asari, Wood Elves anything you can imagine I have lived. Many studies have shown that our imagination can be as real as true experiences in our minds. The only difference here is that there is zero downside to imagination, no children, std's, infections, smell, voices. I have lived every sexual experience in my brain and I can live any sexual experience I will ever want with my imagination. I have created intricate story lines that you can never beat with a physical body.

Master your imagination, it will make the desire and lust for females a joke. You will live a thousand lives in your mind, an empire in your head.
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Now, Imagine being this autistic
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>>34919286
>mater your imagination

how
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>>34920347
KEK fpbp
Op btfo

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>you shouldn't racemix just because of a fetish you have for that race
>it's okay to be gay if you a fetish for men

why can't I have yellow fever, but I can fuck a man in the ass?
does it have to do with women?
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>>34919270
Do whatever you want anon. People that give a shit about race mixing are usually retarded and easily upset. I used to post blacked threads daily and I would always get 20-50 responses.
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>>34919306
it was more a reference to the actual girlsthemselves.
like, Asians girls don't like getting pursued just because their Asian and say that men shouldn't fetishize race, but gay men are basically fetishizing each other all day, fucking eachother based on race/height/look and no one complains
I think women should stop being cunts and let me be attracted to them for any reason I want
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>>34919270
Sodomy doesn't result in semi viable offspring with fucked up combinations of alleles, basically pointless genetic experiments.

Get yourself sterilised if you want to do this humanely.

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>Tfw your brother, who is 2 years younger, is taller than you by 10cm
>Tfw insecurity is tightly squeezing your life by the balls
>Tfw you will always remain a manlet
>Tfw you start planning taking some gay growth supplements or some shit just to not neck yourself immediately
>Tfw no being of the opposite sex will ever mate with you

Do i press A, /r9k/?
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At least leave your height in the post.
Also, leave TB senpai alone.
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>>34919301
1.75m
Was the smallest fucking cunt in class, too
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>>34919301
Am slavshit and the average here is 1.84

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You will not deport me or Juanita, you dumbass wite boi
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>>34919077
Reported to lCE.
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>>34919077
I'm deporting you and taking Juanita ;^)
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We'll just shoot you, then.

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>complains that girls only want CHAD
>only wants QT girls

really makes u think
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For the last fcuking time.

I'll take anyone but no girl wants me.

Bait btw nobody reply and sage if you do.
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>>34918967
find a girl who would also take anyone but no guy wants her
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>>34918950
I don't complain that girls want chad though. I mean I do but I know its my fault since I'm not a chad. I need to pull a full makabe masamune.

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