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NONE OF YOUR FUCKIUNG BUSINESS STACEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well I don't really listen to music.

>>34914362
Girl on the right is a major qt

>>34913244

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08qS1jm0Tl5

Her Majesty

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T7fbkuoFu2
for the boys

I am gay for the guys

>>34913087
I'd rip ass

I would ignore her and think about my waifu.

>>34913087
Laugh and point out she cries about people sending her sexual advances but continues to be an utter whore on the Internet.

saving this thread from 404

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>wake up at 7:30 to miserable loneliness like usual
>shower and have some breakfast, everything's better with some toast in the belly
>go to work, see happy couples in the streets holding hands
>almost throw my coffee at an attractive couple, but stop at the last second when I remember I need my caffeine
>get to work
>its a slow day so time goes by at a snail's pace
>have some lunch, its allright
>finally its quitting time, time to head home and see more happy couples
>stop by the grocery store to pick up some toast and milk
>the doesn't even notice that the toast I buy is magnificent whole grain and just looks into the distance with a neutral face
>get home and type this
Not sure if I got all the tropes right

>wake up bright and early
>first day at new student job
>go in, boss orders pizza for the department and pays for me
>tells me about their research
>also says it's a relaxed atmosphere and not to worry if i fuck up on something because "half of research is fucking up"
>given a boatload of onboarding material
>super interesting stuff
>spend all day getting paid to read about cool technology
>after work the air is warm and smells wonderful
>text gf to tell her about how great my day was
>it was also a great day for her
>buy a doener (lol no unicode allowed) to celebrate

>>34912353
you have every reason to be ashamed, street shitter. You will always be known as a street-shitting pajeet and there is nothing you can do about it. your country is a fucking shithole and you deserve all the bad rep you get.

>>34912353
Why do you care about angreezis so much? Do you have a white fever or something?

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Every time you think "poo in loo", don't forget the other side of the coin.

bump, I love these threads

>DXM
>Salvia
>Weed/alcohol

you have a problem OP and I'm not going to enable you

GHB and other GABA antagonists.

Yeah nah fuck off cunt, I'm about to crush a fuckin sleep.

>>34910441
You have to eat poopoo

>>34910441
You'll have to eat bunch of clorox

I dont know

but all I know is that robots tend to be people who are usually smarter than the average human, and is either so sensitive to what is going on that they look to other things such as anime and video games, or they are so insensitive that they are bored at what is happening around them and want to live in their more interesting virtualrealities, vidya, and anime

>>34907874
too lazy to not be a robot, OP

It's simple: I have shit genetics. I am 5'6" at 21 years old, and I am probably done growing. I have a baby-face and get regularly mistaken for a 16 year old boy IRL. People on the internet have said they thought I was a dyke, so I'm sure that some people IRL have thought that. I have always been short and looked young for my age, and I know that it has caused my peers to disrespect me throughout my whole life. Women have never been interested in me. At most, they have called me "cute", but in a little brother sort of way. I know that the opposite sex has complete and utter disdain for me, whether it be conscious or subconscious. When they have to stand next to a guy my height, it makes them feel un-feminine. They feel like disgusting giants. For that, they hate me and wish I was never born. Almost every single female on this Earth. They have never expressed romantic interest in me. I am too emotionally stunted to have a happy life. I feel like everything would be different if I had at least always looked my age, and not been short. My genetics ruined my life, and I am probably going to kill myself if I can muster up the courage. I'll probably do it when my poor college student personal funds run out and I can't buy alcohol anymore.

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it's probably this

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>>34904582
I'd be happy to but there is a global rule against me doing so.

Pic related

>>34904582
what is the story behind this image? who is luke?

Here's mine
>21 KHHV apprentice

>have a degree in Psychology

>NEET. Currently "helping" in my parent's small business

>Studying Japanese, VNs, anime, figure collecting, Dota, usual weab degeneracy

>I don't really have a specific goal in mind ever since I graduated, probably get a low profile decent paying office job that pays the bills. Don't really have much aspirations for the future. Maybe, study enough Japanese to pass N1 then work there.

>flirted with a 7/10 classmate during my college years, asked her out in the end, but got dumped hard (twice). We watched a movie together in my laptop. I could've kissed her there or at least maybe even held her hand but my autismal awkwardness got the better of me. I really thought she was into me, turns out she had a Chad in her targets all along. Never really saw her after graduation. Heard she was with the chad now.

>I used to be into 3D women. Now that I've learned all about their bullshit. I am now settling comfortably with my 2D waifu.

With all that done, I don't really expect myself to get a gf in the near future. I've accepted to myself that it's probably more likely that I'll become a 40 wizard at best. And that' fine by me, I guess.

>>34899875
>>Age
19
>>Education
yes, art student (kill me)
>>Job
no
>>Hobbies
drawing, watching movies, volleyball, shtiposting
>>Dreams & Goals
survive in this world
>>How far you have gone with a girl
dry humping
>>What you think about women
they can be alright at times

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>>34899875
23

Bachelors + Diploma in law + masters in practice

Trainee Solicitor

History, vidya modding, gardening

To get a dog and a house, maybe a wife

Had a shy girlfriend for two years who I turned into a freak from both of us being virgins.

Virtually indecipherable and not really worth the hassle at all. I can't stop myself being fascinated by them and everything they do but i've slowly come to the conclusion that they're vacuous, incapable of having hobbies or interests of their own, obsessed with fulfilling the Disney princess dream and unable to settle for anything less than a 10/10 guy. Robots perceive the void in their lives as being related to tfw no gf, when in reality a girlfriend wouldn't make them much happier. You have to be happy with you.

>>34920843
I would message you everyday desu

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>>34920891
n-no you wouldn't, don't lie to me anon

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>>34920891

OP here, add me if you want

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198050105428/

>>34920494
Are you fat? kek

>>34920494
Because girls that are actually thicc rather than just fat can get Chad so easily it'll make your head spin

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>>34920511
NO, IM WHITE AND NOT SWOLE
ALL IM TOLD IS THAT LIFTING IS A MEME, BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK
WTF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34920389
two hours.

>>34920436
How's life as a normie?

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about a month ago
college teacher asked me if i felt okay because i obviously looked like shit

>i'm fine

You're a filthy hedonist.

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Can I have all your money?

>>34920377
cause we didn't evolve wanting shit
we evolved wanting our basic needs met
all these material things are just shiny shit

Why are you trying to lose your virginity on a hookup app for attractive people, you dumbass?

>>34920246
I have 0 social skills when it comes to approaching strangers in whatever setting. I thought from the comforts of my home I might have a little confidence and skip that first part where you introduce yourself to a stranger.

turns out my internet doesn't work, at least thats what i tell myself.
surely they just havent gotten my texts, right??

>>34920302
Have fun continuing to be alone because you're too much of a coward to do the thing you could actually do to get a GF.