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some background here

i know 100% it's not a scam, i met her IRL years ago when we were both studying overseas.

she's chinese living in yunnan province and i'm american. she's pretty decently hot, has a nicer apartment than mine, works a comfy job in the PRC government and speaks very fluent english

i think it would really be kinda nice having a reason to get out of america. i probably wouldn't be able to work in my field if i went there (i'm an RF engineer but i'd be retarded without knowing mandarin) but maybe i could work at some nice international hotel or teach english or something. i've heard white people seem to enjoy somewhat of a special status in china

on the other hand, being cutoff from western internet really sucks. the great firewall is a lot smarter today than it was a few years ago. then again though, maybe that isn't a bad thing for me.

so come tell me how retarded i'm being or if i should do something crazy and take my shot out of this robotic hellhole i call my life

p.s.: i feel kinda like the opposite of that one chinese guy meme on here whose parents forced him to go to china

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Come in share feels, order drinks. You know the drill. Things are going okay I guess.

Jukebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d25O7qQ3Sn4

To the memory of Jack.

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That's it Robots. We're going all in or nothing.

It's senior year, my parents have a pretty big house. Fuck it. I'm going to throw absolute bangers for Homecoming and Prom and that should boost my popularity.

If I get arrested I don't give a fuck. I'll manage it and be responsible but it's time to do something and stop being a pussy nobody.

I need to stop being a loser senior year.

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How do I learn to be sexual and surprise my boyfriend for once? I was a fembot virgin and I'm very awkward but I just want to be sexy and turn him on. How do I learn?

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I'm scared. What are these bumps on my balls?

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Dubs names new pipe.
Also pipemaking general thread

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>Asian guys can't have big di...

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ITT: comfy stuff
looking for a new anime, preferably a comfy one. Any recommendations?

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Would you ever get a catgirl? What would you do with her?

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ITT: times you accidentally revealed your power level in public
>be in class
>flock of normans talking behind me
>conversation turns to trannies
>one chad mentions how trannies aren't gay
>accidentally whisper "good goy" out loud
>"what was that, anon?"
>mfw
I don't talk in class anymore.

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game of thrones is the best TV show to have ever existed on planet earth

prove me wrong

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Well /pol/? What do you have to say for yourselves now that you've been exposed and humiliated?

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Any stories of pissing or shitting all over a public toilet or public bathroom? Or having to clean up after people who do it?

It pisses me off when people do it (even though I don't work a job that requires cleaning it), but I laugh my ass off at stories about it, since I used to do it all the time when I was younger.

>Be 10
>My friend and I used to unfasten the plastic around the toilet paper holders and shit directly in them, fasten them back up like normal so unsuspecting people would get shitty toilet paper when they started pulling toilet paper out.
>Sometimes would just shit directly on the seat or floor.
>One time my shit formed the letter J and stood up pointing in the air with the curve part of the J being the part touching the toilet.
>Do this for about 10 days over a month to the same bathroom with my friend.
>They know it's us after a while because they catch us going in on camera every time.
>Leave after shitting.
>See manager approaching me.
>Stop and pick up pay phone, pretend to put quarters in, pretend to dial a number and pretend to talk to someone for five minutes.
>Manager waits until I'm done.
>Avoid eye contact even though I'm nervous and sweating bullets.
>"Excuse me, sir, we've been having a problem with someone repeatedly defecating and urinating all over the bathroom whenever you or your friend visit, at the exact same time. Do you know who might be doing this?"
>"Uh, y-y-yeah, I think it's [another friend from school who is a straight-A kid and who was not there and has never done it], his phone number is [phone number] if you want to call his parents."
>"Thank you."
I don't know if she believed me.

Not as funny as another story I read on here a few years ago where an Anon started peeing all over the bathroom, eventually aiming at the ground and wall of the empty next stall over, only to hear a loud "what the fuck?!" come from it.

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>see nigger in public
>boy pussy starts to ovulate

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Who else here /masochist/? Like to feel pain, because it's the only thing that I can still feel. Who else tries this? Lurkers get in here and post even if you are not a masofag like me.