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Well, robots?
Originalorino
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>>34919081
>elites destabilise countries for their own ends
>the people have to endure the consequences
wow, so fair
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The biggest enemy of muslims are muslims
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>>34919081
>have to

well they don't 'have to' do anything

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Is it weird for a guy in his 30s to be friends with a teenage girl?
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On the internet or in real life?
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Depends, how teenaged?
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I feel like I've read this before. Have you posted about this in the past?

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>alt left activists
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Does that fellow have down's syndrome?
I am legitimately curious.
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>We're gonna punch some Nazis in the face!
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>>34918742
>antifa bronies

That has to be shopped

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Is the alt-right just as stupid as SJWs?

I want to tell myself that he's trolling but he actually might believe this shit.

What next? Was Gandhi Alt-right?
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>>34918198

Yes. (to the first sentence.) Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't hate fucked each other.

They're really similar in the sense of 4chan (especially /b/ and /pol/) and Tumblr.

Many people around you are complete fucking dolts, but that's just how it is.
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Yes. And I voted for Trump. Horse shoe theory is bullshit but it's amusing how close both ends are in attitudes. And yeah I know this is bait but whatever.
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>>34918198
>Is the alt-right just as stupid as SJWs?
yes, they claim to be better than them, but fall into the same hivemind and group think that sjw use

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I have a sad story for you guys that just happened to me if you guys are willing to listen.

>be NEET with no motivation or nothing
>25 years of nothing but vidya and booze
>i've had this girl added from skype that I used to talk to casually 3-4 years ago
>I randomly decide to message her just to say hey what's up
>we talk, nothing sexual or flirting. Just plain talking
>a week later she messages me saying it's something important
>I ask her what it is, expecting it to be so dumb shit that isn't really important
>"M-motelanon, I kinda thought you hated me since we didn't talk so much but here we are talking"
>"I always liked you, m-motelanon
>at this point I was happy because i felt the same, this scenario was turning out like my japanese cartoons
>so after talking about meeting up and flirting a bit I decide that I need some money if I want this fantasy to become a reality
>I finally get the motivation and courage to go and find a job
>I'm so confident and happy that I have someone in the world that likes me that I ace the interview with flying colors
>everything is turning out well, is this what being a normalfag feels?
>that night I tell her that I got the job and she congratulates me
>i say that I will finally have money and that I can come see her with ease

continued.
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Well, go one anon
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>she dodges my messages, so I decide to voice call her instead
>"why did you dodge my question?"
>the next sentence i hear crushes me completely
>"listen m-motelanon, I can't do this anymore. I've been talking to some other guy for awhile now
>i try to reason with her, asking if there is something there between us at least
>she says yes but still says we can't do this anymore
>i'm confused and why she didn't tell me about this guy before
>after 5 minutes of trying to get something out of her I give up and say bye
>i'm devastated, I brought myself to do the unthinkable just so I could finally be happy
>everything that was shaping up for me was just torn down
>i'm sitting on the toilet staring at the ground for a good 10 minutes
>feelings of not doing this job starts to come up

I don't want to go to my orientation now.
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I too have a sad story.

>be me
>wake up
>no husky

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>tfw no girl will actually ever love you because of your disability
normal robots will never know this feel
and no I'm not talking about some made-up "mental" disability, I'm talking about missing a bodypart.
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I have epilepsy, does that count?

>Can't drive or operate "heavy machinery"
What kind of girl would want a man without a car?
>Living with parents permanently because I might need urgent medical care at any given time
>The epilepsy is non-photosensitive, so it has nothing to do with flashing colors - comes on randomly
>Take huge horse pills every morning
>Had to get open chest surgery, so now I have a pacemaker-like device that makes me a LITERAL FUCKING CYBORG.

I'm a freak of nature.
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>>34918197
yes it counts senpai
don't worry mate I feel your pain I have poland syndrome
feel like a freak of nature myself
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>>34917873
Would you say type 1 diabetes would count?

>constantly injecting myself with needles at every mealtime
>blood sugars way above or below what most people would usually experience, and for extended periods of time, making you perpetually feel ill or inebriated
>organs will probably have turned to mush by the time I'm 50

There was literally nothing I could have done to stop it, it was just one day when I was 15 I was rushed to the hospital and nearly died because my immune system went "Woop de doo, let's fucking eat this cunt's pancreas."

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Where would you place yourself on the Kinsey Scale?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12352947
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That depends, do I have to be an absolute fucking faggot like this scale is suggesting?
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>>34917838

On the side with no husky wan wan
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>>34917838
Probably a 2 but that picture is just cringe incarnate.


Yeah I know I'm probably a degenerate, not telling me anything I didn't already know.

Is sex deprivation really the cause of our depression? If we suddenly managed to get a loyal qt gf would we actualy try and make the other shit in our life better?
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What if this is the biggest red pill, and big pharma lobbies with other jews to keep girls away from guys. What if it's not just us?
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Yes

"originialis maximus"
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>>34917633
I'd argue it's a combination of sex deprivation and lacking a companion. Mainly the latter for a lot of us desu.

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Any ideas for OP image edition?
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THURSDAY IS OVER
FRIDAY IS HERE

IT'S THE WEEKEND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUqcBwQjj4k
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>>34917543
KilI Jester
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yea, you should put green walkers cheese and onion in the window. Imply a split dimension, because that obviously what's happened

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Should I leave my small shit town to go sleep on the train in NYC?
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as long as you don't smell bad

also there's gonna be a lot of bad smelling people asleep on the train

don't get robbed

have fun
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>>34917094
WAYYYYY to fucking cold this time of year my dude. Come here in May and youll be good i dont even go outside these days because of the freezing wind
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>>34917094
Why the fuck would you want to be in a subway in New York of all places?

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>want to be a girl more than anything
>drinking like crazy
>sleep 2-3 hours a night max
>feel like I'm dying all the time
>cry all the time
>dangerously close to shooting myself

Tell me why the fuck I shouldn't take hormones and be a trap

Why do you want me to kill myself instead of being happy you inhuman fucks

You're literally all normies, you say the same fucking things as normies, hurr man up, be a man, don't try to be happy, dont think about yourself live entirely for the sake of making everyone else happy and be miserable HURRRRR
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ha ha yeah dude just take pills and you'll turn into an anime girlboy wow whoa ha ha
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>>34917146
I don't watch anime you disgusting normie filth
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>>34917041
90% of this board will encourage you if you want to become a trap.

Post boipucc

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>Mom comes home drunk
>See her like this
Wat do?
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>>34915410
eat that pussy like a watermelon
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>crown royal
T R A S H
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>>34915410
I'd smash that mom, not mine, she's too short and has no tits or ass

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>le ebin "women don't owe you anything" may may
When will normies stop with this? This is the most obnoxiously over used and inappropriate spout of bullshit ever.
plus, if you ask me, they absolutely do after years of ignoring me, leading me on then abandoning me, and otherwise treating me like shit
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are you saying they should be forced to spend time with someone they dont enjoy spending time with and you would be satisfied with that
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>>34915411
Yes, normie. I actually am. Women really can't even be considered human. Do you have a problem with that?
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>>34915461
So you would want somebody who really dislikes you to sit on the couch with you and eat half your chips while asking you to explain what's happening on the show you're watching because she was checking facebook on her phone instead of paying attention

Manlets BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hujZqUdVGSg
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I'm 6 ft 4 and I hate roasties that are mean to manlets. Anyone who disagrees is an asshole &/or a normie.
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>>34915153
I'm 6'3'' and they're mean to me anyway.
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>>34915153
t-thanks big anon

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Who /Classic INTJ/ here?

> TFW you are all puppets in my game.
> TFW outmaneuvering the elites.
> TFW based in an 'underground lair'.
> TFW 150+ IQ.
> TFW superior taste and aesthetics.
> TFW not aspie like INTP.
> TFW not normie like ENTJ.
> TFW world domination shall soon be within my grasp.

MUAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>he thinks he is the puppet master
>he doesn't realize that I've been strategically bumping the right threads for him to see such that it'd make him conceive of and create this thread

You're about 10 steps behind, kiddo; rounding down, of course.
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>tfw autistic af
>tfw "smart but lazy"
>tfw makig elaborate scenarios to emphasize my imaginary control in the world
>tfw years ago people told me how smart I was but now just ask when I'll start working

At least I know that INTJ male and INFP female is comfy af.
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>>34914385
INTJ here

>tfw got promoted from junior to senior in 1 year
>tfw coworkers get jealous and mad
>tfw they can't tell what they think because I'm their boss now

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