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Why do so many men want a Clementine-type gf, especially when they know the red flags?
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>>34924740
>clementine gf
Explain
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>>34924885
From Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
The dyed-hair alternative artsy girl who's spontaneous and fun but also BPD and batshit insane.
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>>34924927
No one wants a Clementine gf.
-t. BPD girl who used to dye her hair weird colors and people I worked with called me Clem because "you're just so quirky like her"
I hadn't even seen the movie at the timebut it's my favorite movie of all time now because I like to watch it and imagine someone will love me one day(they won't)
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>tfw Dad finally had enough of my shit and punched me in the face
This is a feel I never knew Id have
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>>34924682
so how are you planning on getting revenge for this transgression?
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>>34924682
Nigga please. My father would kick the crap out of me over nothing even when I was really young. Quit being such a pussy over being hit once, especially it sounds like you may have actually deserved it.
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>>34924695
by turning transgender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9rD4Paq0zE
>''the perfect woman does not exis-''
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>>34924596
God, I hate being unable to trap. Why was I born ugly and useless
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>>34924596
if it has a penis its not a woman, anon
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>women (male)
nice try scholmo
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"Are you okay anon?"
"Anon you look sad"
"You good Anon?
Yeah I'm okay
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"How are you?"
"Bad."
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Why do people ask this?
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>>34924422
I wish I had someone who cared
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>>34924422
>walk down street
>Always tense up if I pass by someone because I'm afraid they'll greet me
What the fuck. Leave me the fuck alone
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"From my disgust with other women," replied Octavian, "from the unconquerable reverie which attracted me towards its radiant shapes as to stars that lure me on, I knew that I could never love save beyond the confines of Time and Space. It was you that I awaited; and that frail vestige of your being, preserved by the curiosity of men, has by its secret magnetism placed me in communication with your spirit. I know not if you be a dream or a reality, a phantom or a woman; if, like Ixion, I press but a cloud to my cheated breast; if I am only the victim of some vile spell of sorcery - but what I do truly know is that you will be my first and my last love."
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If that one European mommy gf is here, can you please do those vocaroos?
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>>34924528
Now who the fuck are you talking about and how come I don't know about her yet?
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The Dark Ocean
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>Spent entire day cleaning house, feels like shit
>Sitting in front room with best bud, watching NLSS
>He's got an essay due tomorrow, we took a break
>Front door slams open
>Piss drunk housemate rolls in, works at a bar
>Autistic sperglord with Spiderman tattoo
>Shaved his head to get attention
>Apparently the entire bar is manned by scum subhumans, he brings them back almost nightly
>Get kicked out of front room
>They blast shitty music like Fallout Boy and RHCP
>The nasty ratty whore my housemate is trying to fuck smokes indoors all the time
>I know they're trashing the house I worked hard to clean
>This is almost a daily occurence
How do I get my revenge, robots? I was gonna gather all the trash he's leaving behind and dump it on him while he tries to sleep tomorrow morning. I need more though, it's not enough.
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Here's one idea I've had for a very long time.
>buy container of butter
>acquire some type of animal shit
>melt the butter
>pour out half of it and let the other half resolidify
>insert animal shit
>melt and pour the rest of the butter in
>wait for roommate to cook or spread butter on toast
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>>34924711
roomate doesn't use butter, in fact he exclusively steals everything we own so I'd be sabotaging myself
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>>34924729
Is there any way you can kick the guy out of the house?
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What does "hanging out" feel like? You know, friends, that thing?
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When the humor goes dry while sober, that's where the beer comes in...
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Pretty boring. I prefer being by myself.
That being said, getting shitfaced with them is fun.
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What do people do when they "hang out". Its such a strange concept to me.
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I love Starfire!
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>>34924204
I love Raven!
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>>34924250
raven is best superhero waifu PERIOD
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>>34924204
I always wanted to be raven when I was little. Unlucky I was born male.
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Is getting fucked as the girl the ultimate sexual experience?
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no it's getting anally fucked as a guy
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blowing a load a pussy is one of the best feelings in the world, the thing the pussy is attached to makes sex criminally overrated
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>>34924235
while also fucking a girl
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>dad is yelling and punching the walls downstairs again
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>>34923851
>mom is opening up all the windows and screaming at the top of her lungs again
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>>34923851
>Dad
Look at this fucking normalfag with two parents
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>>34923874
I would rather just have one
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Heh
Im okay
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>>34923631
me too reallye
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>>34923631
>>34923638
SCREW YOU ANONS NOTHING IS OKAY EVERYTHING IS SHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT NORMIE
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>>34923631
that was very original op
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Who here would love a gf who's obsessed with you? I know normies are gonna be like "Dude you don't know how bad a clingy, crazy gf is!". It would suck if she got angry or jealous for no reason constantly, cheated out of paranoia of being cheated on, was so clingy that she was constantly annoying you with chatter and texts, or she has erotomania and her love burns out. But isn't it possible to get an obsessed gf without that stuff? Also an obsessed gfs would be really submissive, sweet, and eager to please their man.
What do you guys think? Do you want an obsessed gf? How to get one?
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>>34923621
I want one
But they dont exist
They're just tired of the cock carousel and pretend to be what you want to leech off you for a few months and ready to take Chad's dick again
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I'd love to have a yandere gf like Kagari
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>>34923684
All girls aren't Stacey.
>>34923782
Might read that now.
>Agnostic who feels no faith for God
>Met a cute Christian girl this week who randomly decided to talk to me and eventually invite me to her church to play sports and shit (since I happened to hang out at the field at our college)
>I was the only one she decided to talk to
>Sounded very excited when she called me just now
The sports stuff is this Sunday, s-should I go?
I'm as athletic as you'd expect a robot to be and I'd have to take the bus but she is cute as h*ck and I've never had this kinda female attention.
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>>34923459
It's a sign from Him, OP. Go.
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If you want to just be friends, sure go ahead. If you want a serious relationship however, the belief differences will probably cause problems.
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>>34923491
Are you implying you wouldn't convert, or at least fake it for a qt? I'd absolutely go to church once a week and pray at night, even if I had no faith, if it made a girl who I loved happy.
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>tfw you're seriously considering giving up your butt to a guy so don't have to be alone anymore
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>>34923422
>>tfw you're seriously considering giving up your butt to a guy so don't have to be alone anymore
Go ahead and do it, you've got nothing to lose. Maybe you'll like it.
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>>34923422
>giving up your butt
...what, do you no longer have an ass, afterwards? Is it somehow rendered unusable? Did the guy take it your Uranus and have custom fucking rims installed?
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>>34923422
I was thinking of fucking a guy this weekend. It's actually pretty fun.
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How to deal with bitch mom
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My life sucks got bitch mom halp
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>>34923399
Fuck her in the ass while choking her.
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>>34923428
I already tried that
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it sucks to be you..women are bitches and whores who feel like they deserve everything