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Aspy orthokike AMA thread
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BUY ME A HUSKY YOU SPERG
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>>34930910
only traps are allowed to post
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>>34930910
Why do you look like you live in 1700's England?
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I deserve a fucking gf
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>>34930662
Some smart aleck anon is probably going to come on here and say "you don't deserve anything" but that's wrong. Feeling like you deserve good things in life is part of a healthy self-esteem.
Yes, you do deserve a girlfriend OP. Go out there and make it happen.
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>>34930662
i can be your trap gf, anon
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I DESERVE A FUCKING HUSKY
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>parents raise me a beta autist
>rarely talk to me other than lecturing me about bad grades
>now angry at me for being a beta autist who never talks
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>tell mom you think you have autism
>"no honey you're just shy"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET ME SOME HELP BITCH
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>make an objectively omega series of poor life choices including consistently allowing your parents to dominate you
>complain bitterly when the result is entirely down to you being passive, ineffectual, and incapable of developing into the person you wish you were
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>>34930286
>expects a woman to understand autism
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Well Anon? Which one are you?
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>>34929946
Stirnerism desu
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THE ONE WITH NO HUSKY WAN WAN EVER
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Christianity because it's made by the most advanced races we know of yet: Ashkenazi Jews and whites
Like if we discovered more intelligent life in space we'd be obsessed with learning their culture because it's the bleeding edge..
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ITT: Original Tinder bio lines (for girls):
>I'll love my dog more than you.
>Graduated from Hogworts school of witchery and wizardary.
>Fluent in sarcasm.
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>im a single momma and PROUD if you aint man enough to handle that swipe left
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>>34929940
>looking for someone who knows all the words to "XYZ" song
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>if you don't watch Game of Thrones swipe left.
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>2010
>in 8th grade
>meet qt 7/10 girl from mutual friend
>become friends
>start to get feelings for her
>tell her i love her one day after school
>hugs me
>i gotta go anon
>gets on the bus
>tfw first gf
>rest of the year is good
>do mild lewd stuff after school like making out
>last day of school
"promise me you wont love me any less anon"
>hug her
>promise and says bye
>late july
>talk to her on skype everyday
>havent seen her since that last day of school
>start to get bored
>sorry i dont want this anymore
>calls me an asshole and blocks me on skype
>august
>start to feel horrible and regret decision
>decide to try to talk to her on orientation day
>september
>orientation day
>talking with group of friends
"where's hannah?"
>ohfuck.jpg
>respond with idk
>wait around a little longer
>see her walk in
>she gives me the dirtiest look i have ever seen
>dread washes over me
>i gtg
>when i get home hit up my friend to try and get him to talk to her
>says he'll try
>she unblocks me on skype
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>talk to her, apologize
>first day of school
>get up super early
>feel great
>get to school
>talk to friends
>see her
>we both smile and hug
>feel so good
>we lay on the grass during lunch
>meet at locker after school
>get our textbooks and walk to buses
>we hug and say bye
>get home
>talk on skype
>start to do nasty shit in the hallways
>mostly making out with some sexual stuff
>we stop doing it cus it's risky
>december comes around
>start to get bored again
>after school get on skype
"i kinda just want to be friends"
>she gets mad
>says im selfish and a liar and i only used her for sex
>fuckyou.jpg
>she blocks me on skype
>see her in the hallway
>gives me the glare
>never talk to her again
i switched out of that school and did online schooling for the rest of high school and i havent had a relationship since.
>fuckmylife.jpg
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i was in college in 2010
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>>34929864
>I was in 8th grade in 2010
get the fuck out of here you fucking stain
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>>34929864
Just know that I would have killed to be in that situation you were back then.
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I fucking hate them. Please post more.
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Treating women as equals was an even greater mistake than forgetting not to allow savages citizenship, anonsan.
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>>34929852
>>34929930
You guys are autistic
Stop blaming your problems on women and work on yourselves
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More like "I'm a bitter virgin" thread
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Any robots have violent urges?
I often think about how i've been bullied for a good portion of my life and how i always just took it like a bitch. I become so enraged i just want to beat someone into a bloody mess. I wish someone would try something on me but nobody does anymore, it sucks.
Please, somebody do something that justifies me beating the crap out of you. My tormenters never got their punishment, so someone needs to take it for them.
Make no mistake, i don't want to kill anyone, i just want to unload a can of whoopass.
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Stop believing in free will.
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>>34929802
>tfw have always had urges to maim people
>tfw always dreamt of people starting shit so I could go for their eyes
>tfw would most certainly get laid out if I ever actually got into an altercation
ayy lmao
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>I wish someone would try something on me but nobody does anymore, it sucks
Fighting is never worth it. I'm pretty large, 6'4", 220lb, and boxed for years. I can't get out of a fight without being hurt, unless I cowardly attacked them.
It's never worth it. Why risk a criminal record or serious injury on some crack head who will amount to nothing in life anyway?
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I'll start:
>'praise kek'
>starts a greentext with '>be me'
>feels the need to defend /pol/ on boards other than /pol/
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>"kys"
>"cuck"
>"desu senpai"
>posts frogs
>posts images of anime girls with trump hats
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>>34929667
shutup newfag
orig
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>posts "orig" to bypass the filter instead of taking five seconds to actually make his post original
>replies seriously to the same bait threads that are posted literally every day
>doesn't recognize copypasta
>doesn't know what sage means
>doesn't know what noko means
>doesn't know how to pronounce sage
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>aha, you're depressed. You look happy though, laughing every now and then..
Why is it so hard for normies to understand real mental illness??
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>Some people are sick
>Get over it
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>>34929584
>tfw not mentally ill
>tfw just reallllllllllllllllllllly lazy
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>parents have never dealt with depression before
>keep suggesting that i have random illnesses like iron deficiency and aspergers syndrome
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/comfy/ thread
free plays on the jukebox, whatever you wanna listen to
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO03c1bHCLg
how was everyone's day?
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originally posting until someone else posts with me
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>>34929619
originally posting until someone else posts with me
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I've recently seen a lot of women wearing these. What do they mean by this?
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>>34929392
choke yourself
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>>34929392
I've recently seen a lot of shit OPs recreating threads. What do they mean by this?
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My sister wears these. Should I be worried?
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Would date a slut if she was a virgin?
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>>34929321
How does that work senpai please elaborate?
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>>34929332
born-again virgin
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>>34929332
Dates lots of guys, makes out with them, lets them feel her up, but never lets them have sex with her.
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"Thanks for taking me out to In-N-Out, Anon! You're such a nice guy!"
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>>34929300
It's always in-n out, why do you have such shit taste, OP
That place is seriously overrated
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is that cher or KISS
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Not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to give you some in-n-out, but it's fine.
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Respecting women is the thinking man's fetish
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>>34929018
Reverse the order of the first three and you're on to something.
Source: pic related
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>>34929018
You're right, I'm sick of all the objectification on this board. Women are seen too much as sex objects in our culture and it needs to stop now.
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if only women respect man
then >>34929018 could happen