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Ask a former 29yo kissless virgin who just kissed a girl anything
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Was she hot
How'd you get her to do it
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>>34921427
why should I care, faggot
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>>34921427
Did she fight back
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wtf is wrong with women?
> husband has been depressed for 2 years
> does jack shit to help him
> 5 month ago mega depressed
> his friend of 10 years, who has been a father figure genuinely helps him out
> woman judges this friend despite him being around for __10 years__ and she only 2
> his depression actually gets better
> his tactics actually work since she doesn't leave him
> she calls the thing that cured his depression, and the friend who actually helped him, toxic and manipulative
> whipped ass bf gives up what actually helped him
she uses emotional manipulation herself like she's such a boohoo victim ("i cry every day!!") and goddammit I can't believe people still fall for the "open and honest" meme. She doesn't try to help him out of depression at all and makes it all about her. He deserves better. She'll probably go and make him depressed again fuck is wrong with her, I want to bash her head in.
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>>34921404
Is it /fit/? I bet it is!
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How the hell does visiting a forum cure depression? This sounds like bullshit. I'll bet the guy didn't even have depression at all.
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>>34921404
This might just be overall the most ridiculous thing I've ever read in my life.
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What is the ideal boob size?
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c cup
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flatter=better
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>>34921362
flat, hormone-induce titties and giant cow udders are the top tier for me
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How to deal with the death of a relative? 2017-02-17 12:13:03 Post No.34921346
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How to deal with the death of a relative?
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So grandma just passed out literally 10 minutes ago and my cousin contacted me about it, personally i've never liked grandma but i know for a fact my mom did and now she's gonna feel desolate when i tell her the news. The thing is i don't know if my mom is going to be able to deal with it effectively, mom and her family have always been naive about this kind of situation, it is as if they expected her to live forever and shit, and i'm pretty sure that they're crying their eyes out right know, i just don't know what i'm going to do, i haven't been able to get a job for the past 2 years and my mom's going to get depressed i'm pretty sure, then she's going to lose her job and possibly do something crazy. So i would like to know, have you guys dealt with this kind of situation before? What is the best way to approach these situations?
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>>34921346
It's can be rough. It really depends on how your mom reacts, mine for example was mostly sad rather than angry. It's best to support her if she goes to you, otherwise just don't mention it.
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>>34921346
I lost my father recently. It's so difficult to lose someone close to you. Life is more empty without their presence. I suggest just being available for them to grieve to them.
It's a bit different because my dad was obviously a huge part of her day to fay life so the home has been much more quiet since he passed. I've been calling her every couple of days to see how she is doing and to give her some company. She has some really good friends that have been checking up on her and getting her to go outside the house. Hopefully your mom has friends who will give her the same level of care.
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>>34921926
I'll try my best but it's not just that, i don't think that just being there will help, my mom is a very emotionally sensitive person, she doesn't know how to deal with stress and sadness and things like that, last time she was depressed i was 8 and it was as if she was a totally different person.
>>34922029
Mom doesn't have as much friends, she has her brothers and sisters but they live in a different state so it's on me to help her through it.
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why am i so submissive? no matter how hard i try to be a leader i just cant do it. im 5'8 so im pretty tall, what gives?
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>>34921299
>im 5'8 so im pretty tall
you better be a female
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>>34921299
You again? I thought you wanted to be submissive
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>>34921322
im a guy /oriiginal
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>coworker tries to friendly banter with me by saying something sarcastic
>think "oh! I'll show them I'm socially competent and also capable of banter!"
>sarcastically pretend to not get their joke, as counter-bantz
>now they think I'm a retard who doesn't get sarcasm
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>>34921119
when talking to normalfags the best thing to do is to not overthink it and give generic responses.
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>>34922059
How do I respond to sarcasm without sounding like a sperg though?
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>>34922127
With an equal level of sarcasm.
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Give me weed this board
Give me weed
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>>34921088
where you at op
we can smoke a bowl if you're somehow near me
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>>34921127
Are you in Waltham?
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Buy your own fucking weed, prick.
You think that shit grows on trees?
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>Just got all my upper teeth yanked out at the dentist 3 hours ago
>Forgot to buy ice cream
>i'm hungry
>brother brought home pizza
>mfw i'm considering eating pizza without any upper teeth not even 3 hours after getting my teeth pulled
dare i try it?
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>put pizza in blender
>drink it
it's like you aren't even trying OP
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>>34921112
>put pizza in bonfire
>melt it into goo
>spread out the melted pizza into several soups, so it doesn't re-solidify
>have pizza soup for the next 6 days
it's like you aren't even trying OP
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Fortuna audaces iuvat.
Just make sure to rinse afterwards.
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What calms you down when you're angry?
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vandalizing
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>>34921038
Slitting my wrists
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weed
if youre not a degenerate, simply take a breather
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>drink water from Poland Spring Brand 100% Natural Spring Water bottle
>get gyno
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>>34921011
Gyno is from drinking milk. FACT
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>bottle says natural spring
>it's the brand name not actually spring water
>actually is birth control contaminated city water
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>>34921138
I drink at least a cup of milk a day and don't have gyno.
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About to do 6 months in juvie for burglary
I've done a month in there before
I'm 15 + 3 years old
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Fuck off underage
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That's really neat, saving the image also
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>>34920986
Why would you go to juvie if you're 18?
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I actually miss being depressed 2017-02-16 11:53:59 Post No.34920909
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I actually miss being depressed
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idk how to describe it. a few years ago I was severely depressed and anxious and would cry every night and literally wanted to die. my brain was constantly overwhelming me with thousands of thoughts, every second of every hour of the day. I remember I just wanted it to end.
but now, it's the exact opposite. I literally don't feel anything anymore. I mean, I'm glad I'm not depressed anymore, but this is so much worse. nothing's funny or sad or exciting or shocking or disgusting. nothing matters to me anymore. nothing is real anymore. I can't concentrate on anything anymore. I don't like anything anymore. I can barely finish sentences anymore. when I'm awake, I want to sleep, even if I'm not tired.
when I'm watching a movie, I don't care what happens. when I'm listening to music, it doesn't affect me anymore. I don't even keep track of time anymore. my memory is shot. I don't really even have memories anymore. I don't get nostalgic.
I kinda miss existential crisis. I miss crying. I miss being able to feel literally anything at all.
what the fuck is happening? is there a name for this?sorry for the blog post
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>>34920909
What is the root and original cause of your problems?
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>>34920909
This is actual depression. What you were before was sad.
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>>34920955
When I was a teenager I just had a horrible life in general. I lived in a house that was literally falling apart around me, with a physically and emotionally abusive mother, in extreme poverty. school was shit, everybody hated me and for good reason. I don't want to go into details but shit was BAD. really, really irredeemably awful.
now I'm out of that situation; I'm living in an apartment by myself and everything's just fine. I have nothing to be depressed about, so the depression went away. but now I'm just bored.
my brain is a lot more reasonable and balanced, but I'm just so bored.
>>34920966
oh. is it permanent?
Good night /r9k/
Remember to report all trap threads
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>>34920867
>going to bed at 6:52pm
Are you in grade school?
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>>34920867
Where are you from, anon?
Also, sweet dreams, comrade
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>>34920894
>what are timezones
cmon anon, try harder
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>Hey Anon, maybe you wouldn't be so angry all the time if you just accepted Jesus Christ into your heart
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I can confirm slightly to moderally sheltered Christian girls are so fucking hot. Aside from being physically attractive, they are wife-tier material and have a sense of innocence that's hot.
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>>34920859
>he forgot the part where they literally won't do anything but missionary
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>>34920877
I literally don't care
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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I cheated. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his pathetic inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint savings account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,500 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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Ya, but in the end of the day... you still smell like Black smegma
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>it's a "lets bash the strawwoman" thread
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>>34920732
how long did it take to type this weak b8?