I love being a woman. Especially now addays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheated on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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KiII yourseIf sIut
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>>34926244
Dubs confirm that OP is a slut
Well, I did my job, i'm out of here.
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>>34926244
>>34926215
Same.
Try to be a bit more subtle.
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that's not gonna fix you looking like a faggot
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>>34926187
>chad sized dick
>beta normie faggot 1/10 face
good luck normie
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>>34926187
holy shit you're actually fucking pathetic. don't post that thing here ever again you disgusting degenerate
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>>34926187
>chad sized
pfffft
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>make a Tinder account
>most of my matches are Latinas
Wtf I love illegal immigration now
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Proof?
Origami comment.
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>>34926169
Here's my most recent match
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they have to go backbloriginal
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>that feeling of bliss when you pull some discharge out of ur vag
Any other fembots relate to this feel?
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>>34926123
>touching a vagina
fuck outta here
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post your panties with discharge in them ty
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>>34926123
vaginas are so fucking nasty jesus christ
If you don't want to suck a dick and/or fuck a trap, then you are not a true robot and you need to leave NOW! You're a normie! REEEE!
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you fucks have /lgbt/
why are you here
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>>34926114
cancer likes to spread
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>isn't on hrt yet
>still thinks he's a robot
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Who /hobby dreams/ here?
>sleep about 14 hours a day
>set an alarm to go off every hour
>half of the times I wake up, I remember the dream I just had
>quickly type the whole dream up
>go back to sleep
>after I can't sleep anymore, I read what dreams I had as I have usually forgotten significant amounts of detail by this point
>remember all of the dreams again in perfect detail
It's great. It's almost like I am living a different life and am not a loser living in his mom's basement.
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>>34926030
That sounds cool for a NEET but for a wagecuck I don't have the time or energy to do that
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>>34926058
But how do u get energy to work then
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>>34926030
what's your oneirogen stack?
>20mg noopept
>2g calea zacatechichi tea
>2g silene capensis tea
>3mg melatonin
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Why do most of you choose to be sociopaths?
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>>34925941
>normies backstab and deceive their entire lives just to make a quick buck
>but we are the sociopaths because we post memes
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>>34925941
>sociopaths
I'm not though. I can't stand being mean to people unless they're on the internet. Sometimes I lose my temper and feel bad about it for days after
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>>34925941
most don't really choose to be, they just present themselves that way as a defense mechanism.
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>always been into writing
>went back and read something i wrote a few years ago
>it's coherent and the characters have personality
>the narrative is fun to read and flows well
>look at something i'm working on now
>everything is dull
>characters are only defined by their actions
>reads like a math text book
The worst part is, I went back to that old story because it wasn't finished. I wanted to work it more but can't write like that anymore.
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I feel you OP. Same happened to me since i started u. I once wrote a story full of dumb stuff in which the protagonist dies in the most stupid way possible just when his adventure was about to begin. Long ago i tried to do a story as much as stupid as the last one, but it wasn't good enough...i don't think the deterioration of my imagination has to do with depression, i don't think i have depression anyways.
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>>34925939
I've become completely complacent in my depression. I accept that things will never improve; I find comfort in the hopelessness, because it is such a familiar feeling. I'm not even angry or sad anymore, just numb and bored. I do weird things to try to make life more interesting. One of my favorites is that I will eat very little for as long as I can, and then I'll finally cave to the hunger and be able to enjoy the food I decide to eat. I always get mad at myself because I end up eating way too much, and feel the need to go hungry for an extended period again. It's a viscous cycle. Despite this, eating tasty food after being really hungry is a very comfy feel, the only one I have left.
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>>34925939
I pretty much live my life almost solely in escapist fantasies. I don't want to think about my life, I don't want to be in it. In the fantasies I make up entire worlds, cultures, histories etc, and just either watch the imagined people live there lives, or pretend I'm there. That I life in a world much better then this one. I hardly even know how to live among people in this world anymore, I've become this way though isolation, and deep distain for what our world has become.
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>tfw your family ACTIVELY tries to ruin your life and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>34925933
move out cunt.
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>>34925994
I don't live with them. I live across the US from them. But they are finding my employers and calling for me like a crazy jealous old gf.
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>>34926050
FOR WHAT RASON?
Also, stop telling them shit about yourself, if they're that fucking crazy.
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What is your favorite reaction image? The one you use the most.
Pic related, im very fond of this one
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it's pretty good. Melville's incredulity comes in handy.
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>>34925918
I liked the one where Toad felt bad that he made Frog look for a lost button, so he found a bunch of new buttons and sewed them on Frog's jacket.
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I'll be posting my top three. Behold the first and most often used.
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>qt cashier hands me receipt
>smell it later
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>the qt cashier touches my hand when she gives me change
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>>34925847
Greentext now pls im v horny
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>>34925847
NORMIE OFF MY BOARD NOOOOOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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As an 18 year old, I come to this board for tips from you wise wizards of r9k
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Ieave and don't come back
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>>34926280
play a sport, take school seriously and don't be a pussy around women, now fuck off.
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>>34925736
UNDERAGE OFF MY BOARD OUT OUT OUT
LURK MORE LURK MORE FAGGOT OUT OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>you will never be invited to a leftist tumblr meet up
Why even live?
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i hate sjw fashion. who the fuck came up with this shit
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>>34925668
>never be invited to a leftist tumblr meet up
seems like a good reason to live
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>>34925668
Because I won't have to go to one of those, and because you people are too autistic to have a meetup? Win/Win.
Who else filled with dread here?
It all seems so awful.
Pic related, but imagine that bag's full of shit and you're shit and you're eating there for eternity. That's how I feel lately.
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>>34925557
I'm filled more with listless boredom, ennui and lethargic apathy than dread.
I just do. not. care anymore. Can't get out of bed anymore.
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>>34925557
I was until you posted that picture of the parking lot. It's just so mellow
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>>34925557
I'm filled with the desire for belly gf...
I mean, uh....
Life is pointless man. Just lots of effort and no rewards.
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Anyone been to Thailand for pussy? It sounds like a crazy adventure with all these hookers and booze. The conversion rate of USD to Baht is extremely favorable right now.
Can probably get laid every night and live like a king for 2-3 weeks for $3000 USD.
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You never know what asian stds you might pick up
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>>34925533
This is why you bring condoms
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Gross, they've been fucked by over 1000 old fucks.
I'd rather fuck local college girls who are 10x hotter and only cost like $200-300