Weird encounters of autism thread
>be me
>random guy joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban him
talk about autism you experience.
talked about dogs raping a little girl in a manga ive read
>>34927231
Why do you need to ask who someone is in discord?
Sounds like you have a shit discord if you instaban people when they act weird
>ask who he is
why should he tell you who he is, did you ask for his social security number as well?
>make post
>someone tells you you're reddit
>reread post over and over for an hour thinking about what makes it reddit and how you can avoid it in the future
>>34927209
LiteraIly reddit: the post
>>34927219
Fucking hate these redittor normalslimes they are ruining my comfy lurking experience
>>34927209
show pic of post
I will marry the first girl to reply to my post.
Requirements:
1. Be a girl (female)
2. Live in the USA
3. Don't say you love me then break my heart 3 times in a row within literally a single week.
And that's it.
>Women at /r9k/
Wew, you must be new or very desperate.
>>34927223
There are girls here, the quality of said girls is another issue entirely.
>>34927310
Never mention that there are no women at /r9k/, I'm stating why you want a women a /r9k/.
I have become obsessed with circumcision although I'm intact myself. It is ruining TV and porn for me.
I can't stop thinking about how unfair it is that you guys are missing out on the most sensitive parts of your genitals.
For weeks now whenever I see American media or meet American men I get angry about it on their behalf. It's utter madness. I see a man and a woman talking to each other on a screen and the only thing I can think about is that he will never know what sex really feels like while she will. I have even made multiple donations to US based anti circumcision groups.
Why can't I get over this and move on with my life when it doesn't even affect me? Pic unrelated
As a cutfag if it wasn't for this I would have been driven to madness. http://www.foregen.org/
I never really cared that I'm a cutfag but you people have rubbed it in so much I feel like shit now. I'd say the practice will end with me but I'm not having kids anyways.
I'm a cutfag and while I wish I wasn't, I have accepted it and moved on.
What I hate though is society's perception towards it. Especially when they're super hypocritical and up in arms about female genital mutilation, but male genital mutilation is seen as perfectly acceptable.
>mommy LITERALLY threw a child-like tantrum because I'm NEET and she's a salarycuck
she was stomping like a child and screaming, "IT'S NOT FAIR. YOU GET TO LIVE IN MY HOUSE AND I HAVE TO WORK? IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR!" and started crying.
this is what work does to people, lol
rofl owned her like a boss epic xDDD
>>34926968
I'll take obvious bullshit for 500 Trebec
Ask her if shes ever heard of welfare
>parents found out I spent the $5000 neetbucks saved up for my first car on the lottery
>lost
I just wanted to be rich...
>>34926854
>not investive that money into goodboy points
its like you want to be a normie
>>34926854
a fair risk
OP here
please respond... I have no idea what tto do or tell them
"Men think logically, women think emotionally"
Why do men consistently make better comedies than women?
>>34926840
This is just stating that men tend to think with logic rather than emotion, and women tend to value emotion over logic
Men are still better at both
>>34926840
Because women aren't funny
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701
>>34926840
cos men have bad shit happen to them and bad shit is funny
I have come to the terrible realization that when a lot of the neckbeards and autistic basement dwellers lose their parents, they may well ann hero. None of them will know how to survive.
>I'm for population control
Pretty most Ann hero before their parents die. That way at least two people will attend the funeral
>>34926766
POPULATION CONTROL, SOCIOPATHIC SOCIAL DARWINISM, MAKING LIFE HELL FOR OTHERS IN A VAIN ATTEMPT TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE.
You smug?
Better get some compassion or maybe u will learn it from ur next life /buddha
Anyone else cant get aroused by chestlets? They don't even register as women for some reason
Yeah they do nothing for me. They are inferior and look like little boys. Only pedophiles find them attractive.
Id rather fuck a big titty whore but would rather marry a chestlet
>>34926732
Yep, small breasted women do nothing for me. I'm gay.
This is absolutely disgusting. It shouldn't have been this way.
>>34926482
Who cares, don't a bunch of them end up killing themselves after the 'transition' anyway?
>Why do you choose to be transgender?
ask this to any subhuman. subhumans btfo
>>34926511
its not a choice shitlord
Another shit Discord server.
I don't care who joins this. If you're a "FEMANON" I will ban your ass on sight. Otherwise, everyone is welcome XDD
https://discord.gg/rYGYetj
Go fucking crazy with the shitposting, I don't care.
>>34926453
im a femanon and i will join just to spite you, but i will pretend to be a gayboi until i seduce at least 3 robots
then i will reveal myself lol
it will fuck up the channel because the three who orbit me will defend me staying
>>34926479
this happens anywhere and fuck you mentally-diseased trannies. burn and die in a ditch.
>>34926479
you better not >:(((
That'd be bad xDDD
remember that thread from before today? guy is on /fit/ right now posting the same thing, but he posted his photos as well.
is it fucking possible that people looking like this post on /r9k/?
>>34926425
If that's actually him it then this proves how much of a fucking Chad he is and I'm that the girl went after him instead of a real robot
>>34926457
would you, as a man, want to go after a typical tumblr-looking woman? that is what robots are like to them
i mean look at this. does THIS seriously posts on r9k? for what purpose? how could THIS be socially awkward?
Big cocked robots thread?
>tfw all my friends call me donkey
jackass, more like
>>34926409
>friends
And you call yourself a robot?
>>34926409
Why are you showing your penis to your friends?
My sister is dating a black guy, should i embrace it or try to end it. Im not racist but my friends are making fun of her all the time
embrace the black culture raycis whitey
>>34926259
Have you spoken to the black guy? If he is some kind of thug then definitely break it off. If he is decent either embrace or still try to break it off depending on how you view race mixing.
Pro tip: your friends want to bang your sister
/thread
>that kid who would always look sad
>that kid who would sometimes just cry in class
>that kid who when he wasnt being a fucking mess always talked about the army
>>34926223
>that kid who had really severe OCD and felt compelled to stab another kid in the eye with fucking scissors and blinded him
he got sent to one of those schools for criminal children, never heard of him again
>the kid who wore a smelly leather jacket in middle school and when he made money from small jobs his parents stole it to buy cigarettes and weed
that kid hated me
>>34926223
that kid was me stfu