>tfw male Muslim from a Muslim majority country
>tfw I turned down three great girls who wanted to date me in the past year because I'm gay
>tfw they don't know I'm gay and instead I told all three of them I wasn't "into them like that"
>tfw the emotional toll from ending those relationships (they were all very close friends who I cared about and had a lot in common with) have put a real dent in my mental state
>tfw the only people I can confide in are my close straight guy friends who I actually want to fuck
>tfw all of this has made me seriously consider suicide
what do, /r9k/?
>pic unrelated
>gay muslim
what did he mean by this
>what do, /r9k/?
Fuck off
>muslim
>suicide
That's the most unbelievable thing about this story. So you're gay, okay, let's say you really are, you can either chose to marry a women, suppress your urges until death and be rewarded in the afterlife or you can stay celibate and reap the benefits after you pass.
You shouldn't fuck other dudes and you shouldn't commit suicide, if you label yourself as muslim after all.
>Hey Anon, come sit on the couch. Was there something you wanted to tell me?
Why sit on that couch when you can use my face ?
Y-y-y-yes.
HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME STD, YOU FUCKING ROASTIE. REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
how dare you touch that filthy image of a pathetic excuse for a waifu
>tfw you will never be this xhamster
not a hamster
It is probably thinking things like
>I need to piss
>bitch is laying on my leg and it's asleep
>her fat ass is taking up the whole wheel, it's digging into my back
>I'm hungry
>how do I get up without waking her
>>34927971
He looks like her teeth chattering is triggering a flashback, I half expect him to pull a tiny 1911 out of his ass fluff and scream about gooks on the wire.
Okay, this isn't a bait thread. I have a serious concern.
Anons, I know a lot of you have specific fantasies ONLY when you're horny, like wanting to get fucked in the ass, etc. My question is - for how many of you have those fantasies made you actually fulfill them? If I have gay thoughts when I'm horny, can they just stay thoughts, or will I inevitably end up getting rammed up the ass?
I don't wanna be a homo. I like girls a lot, but this has been bothering me. I still get off to both straight and gay porn, but gay porn has consumed my life this past year. When I'm not horny I'm entirely straight. I can't get hard by looking at a guy, I am even disgusted by all that gay shit like kissing and affection. I just like the assfucking idea. How do I free myself from this feel?
i have these thoughts when im not horny and horny
i dont want to be homo r9k help
ur bi
>>34927899
Did it start off as homo thoughts only when you were horny, or were you always thinking about homo stuff?
>>34927901
I don't wanna be bi reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I often fantasize of having a qt gf and making her watch me get rammed by another dude. I imagine this makes her horny as well. A real girl wouldn't.
Today I learned something.
I was sitting at the park waiting for my lunch break to be over when a couple of young adults passed by with their children. They all looked so happy together.
That's when it clicked. A little of my brain stopped functioning correctly and I wanted to give in to the rage and murder everyone in sight. Not even trying to be edgy, but I just wanted to relief the anger on someone, I just wanted to turn completely off my brain and give in to the rage.
I couldn't help it, there was someone around my age who had significant others and I was sitting all alone. This was enough to break my little brain and ruin the rest of my day. Even now, 9 hours after it, I can't get over it.
Why is this happening to me?
Why am I feeling like this?
Is it jelousy or something else?
I would rather not feel this at all, but I can't really get over it.
>>34927833
I think you'll get over it. Murderous rage is overrated.
>Trillions of years of life reproducing to create new life
>Fast forward to present day and you're not
If you want a reason why you're feeling this way, that's why.
>>34927833
That's normal. I have felt that many times. It's your frustration and jealousy boiling over. Try to ignore it and just love your life how you can. Try antidepressants. Post on r9k to vent.
That's what I do.
is it weird to go to dennys at 1 am by yourself?
>>34927802
be honest, do you really care about being perceived as weird by anyone else in a denny's at 1 am?
if you're even considering it does it even matter? you might as well at this point, get some life experience.
>>34927802
Not unless your dime goth fag who only drinks coffee. Wonder if they still do that these days.
I DON'T WANT MY DAD DYING KNOWING HIS SON WAS A LONER VIRGIN AT 25
How the FUCK do I get a gf within a few months when:
>hate myself
>hate my body
>dicklet
>scared of women
>literally never go anywhere except work
PLEASE SEND HELP THIS WAS MY WORST FEAR, HE WILL DIE AND THINK I WILL DIE ALONE I DON'T WANT THAT FOR HIM
>>34927772
Relax, maybe he will die thinking his loner virgin son will grow out of his ways.
>tfw my dad breaks down in tears trying to convince me to go to therapy to get better and i keep pushing him away telling him he can't help me
cherish your caring nature, anon, its a fundamental quality
>>34927772
Why does your dad know you're a virgin?
Who else /neveraskedout/ anyone here?
Me bro. I'm the opposite of cream of the crop
Haha nerd! Get a load of this nerd! He's never had a gee eff!
>>34927633
I asked out one girl before, b-but it was only because a chad co-worker said he'd punch me if I didn't
She wanted me to meet her at her job at the mall, but I got nervous and got high and blew her off, she never called back
Ok guys, we need to do a little bit of brainstorming, how to unleash the beta uprising?
How about I'll show you my uprising by spraying my holy juice all over your face.
>>34927610
How about improve yourselves and become functioning members of society as well as becoming friendly people that others enjoy being around?
>>34927610
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/
you must've gotten lost, this is a board for paid shills to post about traps and racebait.
>tfw you realise they can all smell the cum
>tfw they are forced to get used to the smell
Mummy used to complain about that weird smell.
She knows better now.
My mom is like a fucking bloodhound. She's practically blind and can't hear for shit but that just makes her nose stronger.
>please open the window anon I can smell your room from the hall
>windows are open, the door is closed, the fan is on, sprayed air freshener
how does she do it
good thing i cover it up with other, worse body odors.
>find out dad is receiving medicine designed for advanced prostate cancer
>can't find any potential alternate uses for any of them
>hasn't said anything to me and is acting like everything is fine
It's not fair
>>34927470
He probably acts like everything's fine because there's a 95% chance for you to live past 15 years of your diagnosis.
>>34927470
I'm sorry anon, but how advanced is it? Has it spread ?
>>34927514
It's already been at least 10 years since he was diagnosed and had his prostate removed
>>34927627
I don't know anything but it must have
I bet you dont even like dogs, what a faggot.
Who /dachshund/ here?
>tfw your doggo is not long for this world
>>34927551
Dachshunds and Corgis are so adorable.
>finally discover anime
>escape from real life into anime
>tfw only been a yeaer and i've already watched all the good anime
>tfw no more good anime is being made anymore
>tfw it's all moeshit about loli girls in the amrican civil war or loli girls at the post office or loli girls running a nazi nursing home
>>34927377
Watch love lab, you'll start to like moe, it's a good introduction.
>>34927377
No way you watched like 500 anime in a year. You definitely haven't seen all the good anime.
Did you watch Rurouni Kenshin
Would you date a girl who regularly posts nudes of herself to places like /r/gonewild?
Alternatively, if you were dating a girl and you found out she did that, would you still date her?
>>34927350
If you need to gain confidence through nudes you're probably pretty shit. On the other hand, if you do it for fun (a.k.a. that one album of a gnome attacking the girl on gonewild) I think you're fine
>>34927412
>(a.k.a. that one album of a gnome attacking the girl on gonewild)
that girl is a literal whore
as someone with a major promiscuity/slut fetish, i would love this
>he does the virgin sprint
>Female special snowflake talks about <thing> being depressing
>>34927344
Oh wise robot enlightin me. What is the "Virgin sprint"?
>>34927677
Where you run up two stairs at once