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Is it autistic to run everywhere? Like from home to the store and back.
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>>34928568
of course not, get that cardio
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>>34928568
Yes. But I do it too
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If you're wearing a jogging outfit then its cool

captcha: fitness geraldine

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I hate my son. I come home, he's in his underwear on that computer, giggling like a girl, chitchatting to some other jerkoff.
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I'm only replying because sopranos is a great show
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>>34928560
>giggling

joke's on you I haven't enjoyed the internet in years
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>>34928560
>chitchatting to some other jerkoff
That's called socializing, roastie. It's almost like you WANT your kid to grow up a robot nobody likes.

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>be Californian
>wake up
>9:00, must've slept in from weed brownies
>get off couch, go into bedroom to wake up wife
>Tyrone just got done fucking her
>"It's time to protest against Drumpf, honey!"
>Tyrone kicks my ass for being too loud
>take wallet because Tyrone took credit card
>get a bus ride to meet up with other rebels
>get greeted by Juan on the bus
>"Ola, senor, ju luuk liek yu hav money."
>ignore
>"Yu kno wut yu hav to do, gringo."
>he opens out his hand
>I hand him my wallet to avoid being racist
>get called nazi by rest of the bus
>protest against Trump till the sun sets
>forgot that I was supposed to be working at Starbucks
>get fired
>try to go home but door is locked
>wander around town and go to grocery store
>chips cost $10.00 due to inflation
>leave because I can't afford anything
>town is infested with Mexican intellectuals
>nothing but niggers and spics, and spics fighting niggers
>my kids are castizos
>Trump forsakes us
>be Californian
>be
>a fucking Californian
Did I wake up in Hell?
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>>34928475
There's no sun in norcal. Your pic is so deceptive.
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>be northern Californian
>live in a comfy climate
>have lots of qt girls around
>people are constantly jealous of you
Nice
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You sound like a pale, salty whiteboi who got bumped into by a black guy.

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Stop whatever it is you are doing right now and go outside and look up at the sky.
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uh I can't because it's completely dark you fucking retard
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>>34928415
No, it's dark out and there are a shitton of black widows around. How about you go outside and don't come back?

Look at this happy faggot over here trying to be positive.
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It's night... what does this mean?

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>tfw no gnathonic bf
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>tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, manok chasing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, Iechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
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>>34928349
>tfw no somalian shitposting gf
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>tfw no callipygous bf

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Leave one, take one.
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How about I take all and you get none
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>>34928320
Das ist so mean of yew!!
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>>34928320
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
DIE JEWY DIEEEEREE
BRRRRRAAPPPAPAPP

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Have we discussed this yet?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/02/us/dylann-roof-charleston-killing-mental.html?_r=0


>That motion cited findings by Dr. James C. Ballenger, the court-appointed psychiatrist who evaluated Mr. Roof in jail in mid-November, that he "suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder, a Mixed Substance Abuse Disorder, a Schizoid Personality Disorder, depression by history, and a possible Autistic Spectrum Disorder."

http://www.thestate.com/news/state/charleston-shootings/article130832509.html

>The proposed witnesses included a Columbia banker, who the lawyers said would testify that in interactions with Roof he noticed "unusual behavior, confusion about simple questions and that the defendant signed his name very slowly and printed his name in block letters."

>Another proposed witness was a retired child psychologist who would testify, according to the record, that in February 2015 he saw a post on Craigslist by someone later identified as Roof wanting someone to go with him to visit Charleston for a "historical tour."

>The psychologist responded by suggesting Roof look at the world differently and offered to pay him for every TED talk he watched online, according to the record. Roof declined.

>"I am in bed, so depressed I cannot get out of bed," the record quoted Roof as saying.

>"My life is wasted. I have no friends even though I am cool. I am going back to sleep."
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>The psychologist responded by suggesting Roof look at the world differently and offered to pay him for every TED talk he watched online, according to the record. Roof declined.

What the fuck?

The psychologist offered to pay HIM money?

Dude...that is one nice shrink.
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>>34928598
It really makes you wonder how things could've turned out differently.
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>>34928289
At their heart most mass killings are just autists sperging out

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>Every character I make is always a girl
>I'm a straight male

Who else?
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>>34928245
>Every character I make is female
>I'm probably trans and deep in the closet
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>>34928245
Same. Feels bad. You write, or are you talking about manga or something like that?
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>>34928245
>always make a female character
>always playing the heal/support roles
>constantly mistaken for a girl even through chat

guess it's time to transition, huh?

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>there are, right now, married people on this board

Show yourselves. What the fuck are you doing here?
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>>34928237
I am unhappy with my marriage.

Wife's a fucking cunt and probably cheating on me but I don't care because I'm cheating on her.
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>>34928237
I'm happily married. I also enjoy shitposting.
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>>34928350
>cheating on someone out of fear they're cheating on you

You're well aware you're the starting point of the destructive cycle you're in, right?

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is moving out without any kind of plan or a job lined up a good idea? do people do this often?

I just want to cash out my savings account and get on an Amtrak training heading anywhere but here...
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>is moving out without any kind of plan or a job lined up a good idea?

No.

>do people do this often?

In America yeah. Then they become wage slaves and live the rest of their lives in poverty, or they end up moving back home.

A tiny minority "make it", and then these exceptions to the rule are used to lure others into becoming low-wage workers who will pay their money to the landlords.
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Only do that if you're willing to either be a wagecuck forever or be a fucking hobo forever
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>>34928230
>>34928277
I'm okay with being a wagecuck, I'm going to end up as one anyway, I just want to get away from parents and move to a part of the country that is somewhat live able at 9 bux an hour.

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I spend most of my nights on the couch not sleeping just trying not to break down... I hardley have anyone I could call my "BFF" an being some what of a tranny myself I feel like I have no guidance on what to do or friend to do girly things with. It is one of the hardest things for me is my loneliness my skype is celticladyfan
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>>34928174
what does being 'somewhat of a tranny' mean

you sound like a vapid cunt with meme depression and no redeeming qualities

is your laugh girly?
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>>34928174
Kill yourself. You will never be a woman and you fail as a man. The only option for you now is DEATH.
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XD Well pretty much am a tranny lol,

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Why does everyone hate this guy all of the sudden?
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>>34928161
Who the fuck is he? He looks disgusting.
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>>34928686
He's the White House Chief Strategist and used to run the alt right newspaper Breitbart.
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>>34928702
>Breitbart
>alt right
you really have no idea what you're talking about

>tfw you will never have a girl look at you this way
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>>34928018
I have, and it was the best thing in the world.

Monday she said she never wants me to speak to her again though.
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Why? What kind of look is this?
Or do you just mean look at me in general
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>>34928093

I'm afraid you h... have to go, Norman. We're sorry.

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anyboy wan play soljer wif me?
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>>34928008
I don't usually play all characters open in Overwatch but a 6v6 Soldier 76 battle seems pretty fun desu. What's your Battle.net Account?
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>>34928008
hehehehe you're post numbr
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>>34928008
*BANG* HAHA ur dead loser anon!!!!!

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>tfw you wish you could stay youthful forever

aging sucks fucking cock
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>>34927954
>you will die before immortality is invented
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>>34927954
>tfw manchild
youth is not all that great
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>>34927970
it's actually right around the corner.

but your wagie ass won't be able to afford it. Doctor Chad will be able too though. But if you want to take a rist your could scrape and save up money and have your body frozen to be revived later.

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