>tfw nofapping.
Either tempt me with your hottest erotic images or just share thoughts on the harms of fapping to porn
fuck i want some papa johns now
>>34929437
>tfw you're so dead inside that the pizza is more appealing than the girl
>>34929564
Most appealing option of all: buying her the pizza but she only allows me to eat it in its later form
holy shit, America looks fucking weird if you flip it.
>>34929275
>"MOMMY I DON'T WANT THE MAP PLACEMAT, REEEEEEEE!!!"
thats you
fuckin dumbass
>>34929275
https://www.reddit.com/
there you go newfriend, a friendly link back to somewhere you'll feel more at home :)
>>34929290
doood what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
>you will never watch stupid youtube videos with your gf
It's the little things that hurt the most about being an incel. Yeah, I said it - I'm an incel. The fact that I'll never share a meal with someone I love, that I'll never laugh until tears with her or share a knowing look. Just a gf to be casual with is all I ask for but I have been cursed with loneliness.
General /incel/ feels thread
""Involuntary Celibate". A frustrated virgin who feels as if the world owes them sex. A self-described 'incel' is highly likely to blame their virginity on the other 6,999,999,999 people on the planet rather than consider that maybe the problem lies inward"
Even Urban Dictionary thinks you're retarded
>>34929193
I don't blame anybody, I blame myself and hate myself. I wish death squads were a thing in America. I wish they would come and kill me.
>>34929238
self pity wont get you anywhere
went with a friend today to a restaurant and the waiter touched my lips now my friend thinks I'm gay please help what do I do
>>34929073
bump pls help
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>34929073
Uh, how did that transpire?
Greentext, please.
>>34929214
>be me
>friend asks to go get food
>okay
>we go to sit down restaurant
>I dont want to be there
>its too fancy
>sitting there waiting for food
>taking forever
>get up to go to the bathroom
>friend walks in and sees our waiter touching my lips
>really respect a YouTube content creator
>purposefully click on their ad link and watch the ad video through to the end
>capitalism in action
Anyone else do this?
i hope you know its barely even a penny
>>34929063
>watch the ad video through to the end
wow nice you gave them a whole 0.3 cents
>>34929063
I did back when I was still watching YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/user/291RaeRae
can we remind her that she's living in the real world please. you don't 'beat' cancer.
who the fuck gives two shits about you or this channel
>>34928963
But you do beat cancer, thanks to the help of science and doctors, stop trying to make the lives of random people worse.
>>34929003
tell that to eddsworld or kitty0706 lol
Does anyone else think naruto games are good as fuck
>>34928933
The fighting games are component but not particularly inspiring, especially the newer ones
That Naruto Online one is total horseshit though
>>34928933
pic related OP?
then yes
>>34928933
Just imagine cumming while looking at those boobs jiggle..
What are the lurkers on this board like?
I've been posting here since I found this shitstain, never really got the lurking experience.
You think their lives are worse than ours, are just normies, or underage b&?
Pic unrelated
>>34928907
I generally lurk outside of a rare post or two, and I'd call myself a normie with some robot tendencies.
>>34928907
I usually lurk. I am far too autistic to carry a conversation, even in text. I tend to blog. My opinions on women are on the level of "those" redditors and/or forum users, more negative than the average r9k post.
Most posters on here seem so socially well-adjusted that I wonder how they're not normies.
I just don't feel like I have anything worthwhile to say
Hey robots where would the best place to live like a wastelander be?
Like living in a mad max or fallout world.
>Deserts everywhere
>can't just go to store to buy water
>no plumbing
>no sewage system
>no garbage disposal
>no Internet connection
>every stranger you meet wants to kill you
>no electricity
>can't just live off the land because you live in a desert
how are you going to fruits, veggies, and meat?!
>>34928886
I know it isn't very mad max but I like the more metro 2033 type post-apocalyptic environment, big cities covered in snow from the nuclear winter, people forced to live underground, idolising stalkers and all that, always liked that atmosphere more. Though wandering the desert sounds cool it's not my cup of tea I don't think.
>>34928913
You steal it from those who have I guess. Didn't get that far into thinking. Or buy it too that works I guess.
>be in study group with oneitis
>at 10 pm she takes a pill
>it's a metal sheet with pop out pills
Is it birth control? T-there are other pills that others take daily...right?
i used to take st john's wort that came in a metal sheet thing like that
i used it as a natural remedy for depression
Could be a caffeine pill? Those help me study heaps.
Chad's going in raw, anon, sorry!
>Come and get your dinner my little Anonnie!
>Mommy's been cooking this all day in her special oven just for you!
*PPPRRRRRTTTT* *HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHFFFFFFFFFFHHHHGG* *THUD*
>Oh my what a huge loaf mommy made! smells heavenly too doesn't it?
>There's a little morsel still left on the opening of mommy's oven, be a good little boy and suck it out before you tuck into the main course!
>>34928749
Haven't seen this literal shitpost in awhile.
>>34928749
reread your thread then reevaluate your life
>>34928749
We need a brap uprising
ITT we act like we're Jews in Auschwitz until someone rolls 88
>>34928713
>chaim chad gets special treatment from female guards
>again
REEEEE VEY
>>34928713
This is a nice holiday camp, it's such a shame the allied powers destroyed the supply lines.
>>34928713
Good Goyim, did you know the Nazis are giving out money where the ovens are! Oy vey, I can't wait to get all of those shekels
Does anyone on this board write fanfiction?I do
>>34928625
fanfictions gay
fictions ok
jk fanfiction is nice
show us your writing
>>34928625
Anon not even most of /r9k/ is that autistic
In fact I'd say fanfiction.net alone is far beyond /r9k/ in terms of autism and that is saying something
WOODORS ROUNDUP RIGHT HER EVRYDAY
WOODIS ROUNDEP COME ON ITS TIEM TO PLEY
DER JESSI THE JODLIN COWGIRL
(JoDELEII JODeloo)
BULLDEYES HES WoOERS HorSE
(HE's tHA smaRT)
>file name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOR34IZ4Es&feature=youtu.be
>>34928604
christ, how about you torrent after effects and photoshop and make some better edited shit like this?
>>34928641
MOvE MAkE EASY 2 USE nd MAKE ir LoK FuNNi
any robots remember the old days of youtube poop when it was actually clever and not just earrape and repeating random phrases?
It seems everyone thinks they're a comedian and the stupidest shit gets popular, the normies discover it, and of course now the closest thing the internet has to it are just a direct downgrade in the form of ""word replacement memes""
How many of you still have hope?
>>34928582
>hope
The cruelest normie meme of all.
For what? Dying before I can disappoint my parents?
>>34928582
Literally ran out of luck years ago