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>post in a thread
>get no replies
>start getting jealous of anons who do
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>post in OP's thread
>it gets more replies than his post
it's pretty easy when you have to reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tomorrow
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>tfw no knife wielding wan wan to run at high speeds
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>>34932497
W-why would you do this anon...
Give me 1 good reason to stick with a woman after she grows old and busted.
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because I grew old and busted with her, but if I'm still at the top of my shit then fuck no.
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>tfw you'll never be Arin Hanson
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>>34932294
because true love
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>traps are gay dude it's a guy!that is indistinguishable from a girl
>pegging isn't gay dude it's a girl!who is fucking your ass to get you off
people actually think this
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>>34932234
its pretty easy to tell when a guy is a trap unless they get plastic surgery. But even then you can't ever change your bone structure so you can tell from things like feet, hands, back of your knees, adams apple. People who say traps aren't gay are faggots in denial.
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>>34932234
i actually agree with you
guys who deny being attracted to passable traps are lying to themselves
i mean doing it in front of others IRL is understandable, you have to be manly and macho and shun faggotry, but when you're anonymous and still in denial then maybe you're just a repressed homosexual
as for pegging, yeah, if you enjoy having things in your pooper you're most certainly a flaming faggot, le prostate orgasm meme is gayer than a pride parade
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>>34932298
>>34932306
liking traps is gay
liking pegging is gay
if you say one but not the other you're out of your damn mind
gay in this use is just a normies way of saying "not straight" though. it's probably closer to what the average definition for being Bisexual is.
I like to think all of you robots here are slightly brown-skinned Californian college students ... but you're probably just boring small town guys and Europeans like me. Nothing like in "Drive" or with the Supreme Gentleman...
Oh, life is so boring......
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lol I live in LA dummy
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>>34932202
I imagine robots driving around through Los Angeles at night while listening to Vaporwave ... oh how I would like to leave this fucking little European town and instead drive through Los Angeles at night while listnieng to Vaporwave!
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>>34932202
Live in Houston where everyone wants to smoke but get a month in jail for. Its like living in Hell.
>tfw biological clock going into overdrive
>barely an adult but still ageing like shit
Is there a worse feel?
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>>34932190
You can always buy a cat or five
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>>34932302
the first of many budding cat ladies, feelsgood
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>>34932190
>tfw biological clock going into overdrive
iktf
>barely an adult but still ageing like shit
Are you moisturising and using sunscreen?
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Shitshitshit I screwed up my interview. Help me /r9k/, I feel dead inside
Any anons have over-confidence as their achilles heel?
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>>34932132
>over-confidence
yeah I dont think thats a major problem for people frequenting this subreddit
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>>34932132
Tell us, OP, what did you do?
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>>34932144
Basically they give their approval with their signature. So with the signature, it means you basically got the position.
Q:" On a scale of 1-10, how well do you want this position?"
A:"10" <confident smile>
Over confidence kicks in
I add: "On a scale of one to 10, how willing are you to give me that signature? ;)"
Why the hell did I say that
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>tell myself I need to be more outgoing
>start being more outgoing
>feel autistic
>tell myself I need to be more laid back and relaxed
>start being more laid back and relaxed
>feel autistic
cycle, repeat.
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How is that /comfy/? Sounds pretty annoying to me.
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>>34932073
>tell myself I need to be more outgoing
>start making plans to be more outgoing
>feel comfy
>tell myself I need to be more laid back and relaxed
>start being more laid back and relaxed
>feel autistic
cycle, repeat.
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>>34932087
seems comfy to me
>Be hired for job
>Year later promoted to manager of two new people
>During salary negotiation, boss declines the amount you want, telling you "you make more than the others. If I pay you more, I'll have to raise theirs too."
>Believing this, decide to be content with raise. Learn that in spite of objectively doing more work and managing others, plus doing their work when they fail to, I'm the lowest paid employee
>Get paid less than people you manage, even though your boss and all other colleagues have frequently commended you for being the hardest worker there
No one except the boss knows salary. The people I manage think I'm making more than they are. But I'm not. And I was deceived. What would you do?
Note I work in a law office and so lawsuit comes to mind, but I don't know the first thing about employment law. Only criminal.
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>>34932019
>try to get another job lined up
>ask for a raise
>if no you leave
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Buy me a husky wagecuck. Just one.
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>>34932222
digits don't lie. buy this bitch her dog
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>Browse 4chan
>Read a few boards
>Too many threads to keep track of
>Threads continue to get posted while I'm asleep
>mfw I've missed out on reading so many interesting things
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>>34931938
I've actually thought about this a lot
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>>34931938
Do people use the catalog or the front page?
I use the front page but feel I'm missing out sometimes...
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>>34931949
Does it keep you awake at night? The conversations you never were a part of? The perspectives you never got to read?
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Why does anybody listen to him? Who can be stupid enough to tune in and pay attention to this guy?
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>>34931929
You're genuinely to stupid too understand, OP
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>>34931929
He started off as just "le conspiracy guy XD" but he's basically being proven right by the day now.
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>>34931929
hey, that's not an argument
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>want nice, introverted robot bf
>hate looks obsessed society
>discover r9k
>10/10 waifu threads
>ideal woman threads
>this supermodel is 4/10 at best bruuh
>grace kelly and lauren bacall
>5/10 average
>tfw no 11/10 babydoll-faced titty monster with tiny waist
>so lonely guys, only ugly (read below 8/10) girls are interested
Dont know why I ever expected more from men
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>>34931817
>Anonymous 02/17/17(Fri)02:59:33 No.349318
And the prophets lamblasted the colleagues
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>>34931817
Not every man is awful I'm sure you'll find someone eventually.
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dunno why you came here, saw the first row of threads and then decided to stay long enough to make your own. fuck, women are so ass backwards.
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>be in lecture
>Open uo laptop
>Porn starts playing
>Everyone stares
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awww my nigga no!
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>>34931678
>Be in lecture
>Pull out phone
>Open browser
>nhentei.net
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>>34931678
One time this happened to me on the bus. Open my laptop and it resumes the video I was watching. Thankfully it was just some camwhore video, so no orgasmic screeching. But one time in the Chem lab I opened my phone and it started playing some south park.
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>balls, dick, scrotum and asshole are really itchy for months
>have to scratch for the a few minutes till it's bearable
What could it be?
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>>34931675
Could be jock itch. Fungus. Do you play sports?
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>>34932880
http://www.webmd.com/men/tc/jock-itch-topic-overview#1
If it's not that then I have no idea.
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Do you shower? Wipe you ass properly?
I don't shower very often and that makes me pretty itchy, especially if I've been shitting a lot. Wiping is never truly 100% effective and after a week or two of not showering it kind of builds up. If I go to take a piss and wipe my ass for no reason the paper is kinda sweaty and brown and it's absolutely disgusting. That intense 'ass smell' that comes with it.
Too depressed to take proper care of myself, though.
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I WANT THEM TO FUCKING UPLOAD THE RESULTS SO I KNOW IF I HAVE PASSED THE EXAM OR FAILED
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>>34931670
if you're actually concerned, you most probably failed
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You Have Failed at the test.
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>Gotta wait 3 months for the jet programme results
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Women who wait to have sex have better relationships: Report (Opinions fembots?) 2017-02-17 10:42:42 Post No.34931657
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2017-02-17 10:42:42
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http://businessinsider.com/when-to-start-having-sex-in-relationship-2017-2
What do you think fembots? Apparently waiting to have sex with a partner means you have a better, more resilient relationship.
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Okay but women are sluts tho
If I wanted to wait a few weeks to get to know a girl first it would be too late since she's likely gotten fucked several times in that period by tinder chads and no self respecting man wants a used up cumdumpster.
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>>34931657
who has that fair fuckface
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I-I guess it's a good thing I'm a 25yo KV then