Reply to this post or you mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>34929044
All liberplebs must die.
>>34929058
>liberplebs
Are you a marxist or something?
Gas yourself.
>>34929044
why do people like you exist...
>Uhhh, daddy? I need to ask you something, and promise me you won't get mad...? Okay so, today in recess, I was with my best friend Tyrone. And, he and I were getting along just fine and talking as usual. And first, I want to stress here that he and I are more mature than you think; mommy said so. And, well, since mom's not here, I figured I'd ask you instead, since you seem to know more about this subject. And, er, can you also promise me that you won't ask any questions and get mad? Because, uhm, well, this is really awkward, but... Can you get pregnant doing mouth stuff?
Of course not sweetly. You get herpes and get labeled a leper for the rest of your natural life. But no not pregnant.
>Get the fuck out of my house and forget you ever knew this family.
>>34930026
Good god, the CGI is worse than I remember.
I'm curious what /r9k/ thinks of when they're provided with template related.
whomst'd tryna fuck
>>34928777
the pills
origansil
Orignnweh ,,xn
Name me one good reason why you don't own an onahole?
poor and live with parents
I live with my parents and I'm afraid if i buy one the box will say what it is
How would you clean it?
Whos dere?
Whadu u want?
GET THE FUK OUT OF MY THREAD
Dis is my
I has no fred ov ma own cans I come ins
>>34927510
You...you don't want to talk?
>>34927510
Your fort is on my property and you being here is in direct violation of the NAP and if you don't leave within the next 30 seconds I'll have no choice but to use physical force to remove your from the premises
Life must suck for a black fembot.
Not only are they part of the most undesirable race.
They are the most undesirable women or any race.
And being fat, ark-wards, nigger nerds they are even undesirable by their own Black chads.
Beside being a head giving cumduster, a Belt notch for white male beta cuck or someone that Black chad can live off of while he's on hard time "or fresh out of jail", they are literally the most unwanted women on the planet.
No wonder they larp around on 4chan, qt shill post, hunting for orbiters.
Everyone, let's have a moment of prayer and silence for Black fembots life!
Black Fembots are the Ultimate Robots.
I used to get upset that they would constantly qt shill post, and try to hi-jack threads....
But now, I feel sorry for them...
>>34927009
id be totally down for getting a qt black fembot.
unfortunately i am part of an a possible even more undesirable race: spics. i am a shitskin mexican, not even blacks wanna get my bean seed inside them, shit sucks.
>>34927255
lel you're probably super short and ugly. I've seen Mexican chads and they literally have it all
tell us anon, what happened
>>34925838
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S NOT MY FAULT
>>34925838
extreme laziness and a repulsion towards work
>>34925838
normies and racism
ITT we post our real names and then try to guess what people are like based on their name
I'll start
>Justin
Pointless thread desu
Just like life
Ridge
>>34925421
>Sage
e
real faggot hours edition
>>34924579
what's going on on that island of yours?
anime to be honest with you lads
>>34924579
>>34924326
Please help lads, I'm gettin frustraty over here. It's 3am.
Hey did you guys hear?
The made an entire Halo game for us robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swCCjXaCAds
>>34924142
Man this game is like 9 years old. I remember grinding this game to get recon helmet.
>>34924236
Yeah, I never finished all the LASO shit, I'm playing through ODST again right now since when I played it at launch. Loving the aesthetic and music totally forgot about it like it was a exquisite dream or a forgotten memory.
this game got shit on but honestly for me it's tied with halo3 for best campaign. it just had that
/V I B E/
yknow?
i know my depression and all this 4chan shit is my fault. i take resposibility.
i'm sorry jake for the times i've hurt you i'm sorry friends for the time i've desert you, most days i feel like i dont' deserve you and i wonder why you're all still around.
>>34923959
>all this 4chan shit is my fault
moot?
>>34923980
eliza. bye. fsdafasdfsd
so if ever i stray from the path i follow
what is the oldest anime you've watched? did you like it?
Urusei Yatsura was a good anime,
i still think shinobu was best girl
>>34923950
Spirited Away
One cold but cozy night when I was fairly young, my parents left me at home because they had to go do something. I turned on the tv and this was just starting. I shed a tear every time I remember how nice being a kid was. I haven't felt true happiness in over nine years.
I feel the most common answers will be:
1) dragon ball (normie answer)
2) evangelion (semi-normie answer)
- enter otaku territory -
mobile suit gundam
crusher joe
astro boy
cowboy bebop / initial D
sailor moon maybe?
>tfw my first ever 4chan post I posted my email publicly
You too? Man I feel like less of a loser now.
>>34923121
>tfw my first ever 4chan post was ''i'm 15 and...''
>>34923121
Is this a "my first post" thread? I got a good one.
>asked /r/ for sauce on a hentai
>used a fucking tinypic link for the picture instead of uploading it
>uploaded that Windows stock wallpaper of the yellow flowers as a placeholder
>also included my real email cause I thought it would notify me of replies
>post thread, it vanishes (didn't know about noko back then)
>"i'll just find it when i get reply emails"
>at a job interview today
>things are going fine from my point of view
>talk about projects I worked on, how I worked with my team members, he even laughed at a joke I made
>out of a sudden guy interviewing me stops and says "look, you seem like a nice guy but you're doing a terrible job of selling yourself and why you should work here, I don't know if you're an introvert or what but you need to open up because the people who are open are the people we want to hire, frankly there is an awkward tension here and you need to deal with it if you want a career"
>mfw being utterly dismantled by some guy I met 5 minutes ago
>feel absolutely crushed
>agree with him and thank him for his honesty, tell him I'm aware of my issues and trying to work on them
>awkwardly bumble through the rest of the interview
>thank him for his time and leave
>sit in my car for 10 minutes and contemplate suicide
I'm such a massive loser people can just detect via instinct it after a few minutes of conversation, the worst part is I thought everything was fine but apparently I'm not even aware of my own social retardation.
Suicide is my only remaining option.
>>34921361
Should have stood up for yourself desu. I understand what he said put you off but what he said was NOT ok and you should go back and tell him off>implying you wont just cry anyway
The feels, i've had people say stuff like that to me but what the fuck am i supposed to do with that information? i dont know because i'm socially fucked up.. there's no bloody tutorial
>>34921361
Wow that interviewer sounds like a massive bellend 2bh. Would've probs slapped him if he talked to me like that
Post the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
>>34920580
>That
>woman
LMAO
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