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rare ducko

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here ya go zamby.
from ya boy danny.

Monitoring this thread.

Oh dis gun be gud.

Hail jesus

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>>34932309
>girl is obviously attracted to you
>know it and ignore her anyway

showed that roastie bitch

I used to feel regrets about lost opportunities but now I realized that if they were really interested in me they should have known that I'm horrible at subtle messages

Fuck 'em

>>34932371

>if they really liked me they should have made a move

Faggot.
They're women. You go to them.

>that guy who's comfy and takes a long sleep, eventually waking up with no hangover

Feels good.

I become incredibly sloppy but incredibly bold. Like i'll be stumbling and slurring a bit, but bet your fucking ass if you released me to a pack of females, one of them atleast is gonna get fucked. My charisma shoots through the roof drunk

I get giggly and start going on autistic rants

>>34932135
>BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
teehee sorry anon-

>>34932135
now THIS is boipussy!

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>>34932135
Taking hormones and cutting your dick off doesn't make you a girl fag.

>had a gf when I was 13
>Anon don't act like a grownup You know nothing about love right? you're hilarious
>mfw I've had no gf since then
fuck you mom

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>>34931845
Its not a phase mom
How come this unoriginal

>>34931845
About the get home arguments you are either underage or a cuck, ANY boy has to go nuts with parents to get his own freedom from that, its important part of becoming alpha adult and gives you the testosterone boost necessary to become Chad

>>34931597
Some probably think its beta, but that doesn't mean all of them do.

Yeah, but you need to balance it off by having her be the one to put her face in your chest sometimes.

Looks comfy
T. Womin

>>34931446
Probably not unless your goal is to find an emo chick, in which case you're set!

>>34931446
Typically cuts on your arm is a huge turn off. You've screwed yourself for life, unless if you found a gf who also cuts.

>>34931496
Not OP but I would like an emo chick, got any tips?

>>34931007
so you like traps? huh
GTFO

>>34931023

why do all blackbots like traps?

>>34931023

am mildly autistic but i think you're making a pun

i secretly like some traps

but traps are allowed to post

>>34930916
>tightly moderated
more like fucking locked down by nazis

>>34930916
What do they do at the meetups?

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WILL ANY OF THEM BUY ME A HUSKY?????

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>>34930168

offtopic but why do white supremacists love those ancient statues missing the paint? they looked less demonic when they were painted realistically

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I think this goes without saying

Titcows hit the wall harder than anyone. Chestlets needn't compete: they already win.

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>>34930082
>Princessdust

Hucow queen

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572bbb7a2ee3c

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>>34930003
why do you pretend to be a girl, dude?

I'm just annoyed that they can never be 100% straight up, for a gender that loves bitching about how guys are dogs, they sure seem to ignore that almost no fucking female can 100% tell the truth. It'll either be fluff, bullshit, beat around, or just straight up lies. I'm getting tired of these cunts who put shit on social media like "dont hit me up for sex" when they know damn well Chad will be pulling her panties off in 30 mins. Just be fucking honest and say you like dick but only certain kinds that way guys aren't literally making fools of themselves just so you wont give them the time of day. This shit frustrates me because I have amassed a large number of dead end women simply because they couldn't go against their instincts for fucking once and just flat out say what needs to be said.

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>>34930042
Why do you think I'm not a female?

>>34930068
>just flat out say what needs to be said
I'll start then. GTFO of this thread.

Yes. But I'll probably still do it anyway.

>>34929826
Yes, it is. Frankly, I'm completely shocked that humanity's focus isn't something like, just destroying the universe as soon as possible. The universe is undeniably evil as fuck and I don't understand how people are just accepting this. Shouldn't we be working hard to end this shit? It's not justifiable that all this unfair pain is allowed to continue. It's incomprehensible to me.

>>34929826
Some children aren't losers.

Also there are a lot of poor, but mostly happy idiots out there. They half ass their work, the watch their sportsball, they drink their beer, and they fuck their fugly wife, and they're ok with it.

>>34929751
Heh, that'Il show them!

WAGlES BTFO

>>34929751
You legally sound retarded. They're getting paid for it, you dumb faggot

>>34929583
What's your favorite Pokemon? I just got Pokemon sun so I want to try to catch different ones.

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>>34929614
Raquayza

>>34929583
why don't you take your faggot ass to rebbit and do this faggot shit there