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>I'll never have a gf to strip totally nude every day she comes home
>Never play with her exposed tits when shes trying to do chores
>Never ask her to spread her legs so I can admire her qt bare pussy
>Never play with said pussy when watching TV
>Never get to eat her ass and pussy when she's playing video games
>Never suck her qt toes when shes reading a book
>Never get to randomly fuck her once shes wet enough in whatever room we're in
>Never get her pussy juice all over the furniture so she has marked them as hers.
>Never massage her nude body as she falls asleep
>Never deny her panties and bras when we go out
>Never manhandle her and play with her tits when we're in public
>Get her wet when driving home
Guys I just want a gf to pleasure and have nude around my house so she can cum whenever and on whatever she wants for as long as she wants
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>>39119323
listen my shit
https://apaleskinmexican.bandcamp.com
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>>39119323
I have never considered any of these but they all sound like good feels. Why do you think you've never experienced this, anon?
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>>39119713
I'm quite shy and don't agressively court women. I get worried that I'll be labeled a creep (I went to a very liberal school)
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Prove that your life is worse than this snake covered in ticks.
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>>39119305
that snake is probably dead now
therefore my life is worse
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I can't, really. The snake wins this round.
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God's creation truly is amazing. The ticks are perfectly designed to suck blood and spread diseases.
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hrm.
Really makes you think.
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All radicals are brainlets.
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No no no, you see they were only doing it ironically so it's okay.
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>>39119242
Does this mean liberals are going to be apologists for Nazis now too?
Will Muslim women demand their countries are flooded with Big Nazi Cock to ethnically replace their effeminate beta mohamacucks?
Does this mean liberals acknowledge their attack on white men has driven them to extremism? Does this mean facebook and twitter will finally get behind the #NotAllNazis hashtag?
What a great time to be alive.
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>sister had a nigger baby
>parents threw her out immediately and disowned her
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your parents failed for this to happen in the first place
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>>39119145
well can you blame them for applying some damage control, then?
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>>39119145
This, they did the right thing after doing the wrong thing. Disown her, OP.
Was zyzz a chad? I love his anime hairstyle.
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>>39119131
is chad a zyzz?
original
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>>39119131
No, he was a faggot who died in Thailand with a ladyboy's cock in his ass.
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>>39119295
chuckled a bit, but you gotta admit that his hair was better than yours
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Late night, talkin shite edition.
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>>39119087
/hell/ here
Hows it goin lads?
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Been a while since I've seen an Eire feel
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So guys. How did you all end up as robots?
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Dated a trans boy and got called a chaser? 2017-08-17 01:44:23 Post No.39118946
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Dated a trans boy and got called a chaser?
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Can someone tell me the problem,
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>>39118946
The problem was associating with a mentally ill trans freak in the first place
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>>39118946
I've lurked /lgbt/ to read tranny's opinion on this matter, and from what I've gathered, most of the 4chan trannies don't care. They say it's like looking for a blonde girl, or some other specific feature in women, and there's nothing wrong with that.
You're just looking for a girl with a penis, not that different from a guy that's looking for a blonde girl.
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wtf I love ICEE now
ITT: Post your name and rate other robot's names, bonus points if you post their meaning.
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>>39118752
My name is anon.
No capital, or anything. Just anon.
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>>39118752
Robert. A fitting name for a robot.
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>>39118752
Ash ofc
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>it's okay to laugh at a man's height
>but not okay to laugh at a woman's weight because that is out of her control and cannot be managed no matter what
Oh the 5'11" manlet life
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>>39118659
>5'11'' is manlet
ok
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I guess I don't understand this meme. I'm 5'9 and no girl has ever laughed at my height to my face. Maybe they do it behind my back, but at least I never hear about it, which is what matters.
Who is laughing at you about your height?
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I didn't think most people could tell the difference between 5'11 and 6 foot
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>girl joins guild in mmo
>drama starts brewing
>guild eventually disbands
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EVERY...FUCKING...TIME!
J U S T
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>>39118362
That's so fucking pathetic of everyone involved
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>>39118362
I really wish the laws of reality weren't so fucking black and white, girl becomes center of attention and want to be gf to strongest character but is stringing everyone along for free shit and everyone gets jealous and butthurt and someone calls her out and whiteknights start cannibalizing their own.
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Why is America such a racist nation? How can you all support this?
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Because fuck the black man. Wood pride.
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Why are they comparing these two things? They're apples and oranges. They should all be in jail, just she was stupid enough to get caught.
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Why are black peopleniggersso racist?
Are they too stupid to learn?
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>"You like that book too? No way! It's one of my favorites! Would you like to grab some coffee with me?"
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bitch i cant read
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>"Why don't you grab this dick and let my bust down your throat freak bitch"
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>>39118184
>implying women can actually appreciate a good book
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/r9gay/: Cute Anime Girls Edition 2017-08-17 01:00:50 Post No.39118075
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/r9gay/: Cute Anime Girls Edition
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Post all your gay stuff here!
>tfw no bf
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I would >tfw no bf here but all the boys are actually horrible sluts. I truly hate them all
>Teehee I just wanna worship dick and not have a nice relationship
Literal roasties
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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2109503
Heya guys! Make a pin on our map so we can all pair off and be gay together!
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I wish I was homosexual so I could engage in a cute homo relationship. Seems much easier to obtain than the opposite
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How do I stop feeling lust?
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Don't be a stupid slut.
Retard
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>>39118014
You don't since it's hardwired into your brain and part of who you are
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>>39118014
You stop watching videos like the one where your pic related comes from.
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Hey /r9k/ what is your personal dress style? Any snazzy dressers here that can share cool tips?
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>>39117921
Yeah, but I'm too drunk and sick to be of any real assistance
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Daily reminder that unless you're naturally attractive wearing "chad" or fashionable clothing will just make you look autistic.
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I just buy all my clothes from uniqlo online. It usually looks pretty good, is made well, and is cheap.