l love Starfire!
I love Kikuchi Makoto! Pic related is our Wedding photo! Me on the right and my Princess, Makoto, on the left!
>>34937154
Extra pic related is our cute daughter, Ebrietas! She's a real Great One and she's cute!
EBRIETAS IS CUTE!!!!
>>34937154
Your waifu is cute, anon.
Redgum Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bL62Bx9zuE
First for canalside meetup
Damn it fuck I wanted to be first.
>>34937091
you can 'push' into me anytime hahaha
>go outside
>see a non-white person
>day ruined
>go to r9k
>see this post again
>day ruined
they debunk your mental illness, robot status, and victimology.. an easy life, don't they?
That probably why Dylan Roo..
>go outside
>see a husky and its not mine
>day ruined
hey /r9k/,
if you found a real death note, who's name would you write?
Mine obviously
Old classmates more successful than me
So all of them
>>34937022
chris c h r i s
Why do women hate virgins so much?
In b4 they dont, I have been dumped/rejected multiple times soley because I am a virgin in my mid to late 20s.
because it means other women also found you to be undesireable
>>34936829
Because they're shallow. Always have been, always will be.
>>34936844
So women only want what others want? They dont value things on its own?
Thats so stupid. If the societial consensus was to be a smelly homeless literal whore they would all do it?
H-hey anon. W-we've become so close b-but I still don't know w-what you sound like.
Could you p-post your voice in this thread for me p-please?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jqtc7dwRvM
:3c
>>34936729
No, sorry, I'm a deaf mute. Also I'm blind.
>>34936834
I'm so sorry, I didn't know. I didn't mean to offend you.
Do you have any plans with your busty female friend this weekend?
>>34936711
Ironically, I do. I haven't spoken to her in like five years and I reached out to her. She's coming over tomorrow to play video-games.
Nope, she's just as socially awkward as I am
Plus I think some Chad or Tyrone is supposed to hang out with her this weekend
>>34936848
It's hard to tell from this photo, but she is massive. She was an early bloomer and was massive in like 6th Grade.
>has comparably infinitesimally small understanding of the universe
>is an atheist
Ok kid
>>34936386
>not being agnostic
The main religion are obvious nonsense that can be proven wrong. "believing" ie being with the community and doing all that shit is fine though.
>is human
>thinks metaphysical theories of the nature of existence matter
Ok kid
>>34936416
I believe that there's something that created this universe (God, energy, living organism etc.) but it cannot be described by 5 senses. Am i agnostic?
Make a wish to the monkeys paw, the person after you corrupts it and does the same.
The corruption has to be an unspecified aspect of the first wish, e.g.
>I wish for a girlfriend
>Wish granted, she's a psychopathic yandere
not something unrelated like
>I wish for a girlfriend
>Wish granted, but your dick falls off
another example:
>I wish I was a billionaire
>Wish granted, the IRS and FBI looks into you for the sudden unexplained income
not
>I wish I was a billionaire
>Wish granted, but your dick falls off
I'll start
>I wish I was a master at all of the visual arts
>>34936295
Wish granted, but your dick falls off
>>34936295
>I wish I was a master at all of the visual arts
Wish granted, but your art is so ahead of it's time that your vision goes unappreciated until 50 years after your death causing you to die penniless and alone.
>I wish I was able to speak to the dead
>>34936445
Wish granted, but even they find you creepy and uninteresting and won't answer/reply
>I wish I could hypnotize people to do mi will by looking at them
Hello eveyone, it's your favorite memeball team once again. Today we face off against 2016 Spring Babby Champions /m/, with the notable abscence of our captain and gold medal, >tfw no gf, whose sending off apparently got the thread deleted last week (janny please spare us). We'll try our best nonetheless.
We're the first match, so make sure to tune in in about half an hour: 17:00 GMT, 1:00 PM EST, 10:00 AM PST on Hitbox.
wiki: implyingrigged (DOT) info
/vg/ thread: >>>/vg/168603798
>>34936294
We can still win, r-righ?
Cup is starting now.
>>34936588
If PES decides to be kind on us.
>>34936663
Maybe /m/ will get a red card after a minute.
CUP TIME IS NOW
GET H Y P
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
>>34936131
I'm a 32 yr old virgin whose never going to have kids, thankfully
originally, though
>wanting children
I'll never understand normies
i can't morally justify bringing a child into the world with the kind of man i am
>tfw want to kill myself but afraid of what happens after death
also I don't want to fail and become retarded
Go back in time
Get aborted
Win!
>>34935879
I often want to kill myself but I always become afraid that I will be punished somehow in the after life for doing it. I'm not religious or anything, it's just a legitimate worry.
You are already retarded. Just read a bible or something. It might give you an idea about death you can cope with, then proceed to off yourself.
>/pol/ is still defending this liar
Why?
>>34935858
Why not? *farts*
>>34935858
>^^*The Stakes Are White*^^
Meme is why.
>>34935858
Honestly at this point if people are still sucking Trump's dick they're always going to be sucking his dick so there's nothing you can do to change their mind. I'm not talking about Trump supporters who go 'well he's not perfect and he makes an ass of himself sometimes but I still support him on X issues'. I'm talking about the literal Trump worshipers on this site who would sacrifice their anal virginity to him. They're weird and creep me out and there's no point in engaging in discussion with them.
Hey there robots! Come join our discord, it's full of other robots like you. We have dedicated mods, seperate topic channels, and a pretty cool music bot.
https://discord.gg/qkzNZhs
This picture appeals to me
Oreganoroo
how do you talk to people on discord
>>34935833
You guys up for lewd girl (man) fapping and sexy?
Why did my ex just send me photo of her face with some native american headdress in a message saying that she looks "like native american"?
Is this normal? Do EXs normally send pictures of their faces to their EXs? What is the name of the game she is playing? What is her endgame?
Is she just trying to make sure that i am still thirsty for her, is she making sure she has a dick to fallback/default on? Is she just acting like a friend, do friends normally send faces to their friends in messages?
What does this shit mean?
>>34935639
Just text back "I fucked your mother, cunt" to test the waters.
>>34935688
But....but that would be rude wouldnt it?
>>34935639
She wants you as fallback dick
Would you fuck your ex no strings attached?
I am friends with benefits with my ex. Works alright