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>Applying for a job
>They don't hire virgins
Reeeeeeeeee
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>applying for job
>they don't take people who don't have huskies
>need a job for a husky
FUCKING HELL WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!!!
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>job requires 5 previous sexual partners as references
>only have 3
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>Apply for a job
>Fired for having cat hair on me
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I have the hots for Ann Coulter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jeZal9IhicI'm not even white
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>>34933372
She had a sexual relationship with 50 Cent. He referred to her as "the gator" when talking about what it was like to fuck her because she was so energetic that it was like trying to wrestle a gator.
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>>34933372
Good because from what I've read she only dates black men
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She looks like a camel tranny, how could anyone be attracted to her
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Why are whites so obsessed with the romance meme? I'm brown and I just want to have sex with a girl tbqh. I don't really care about all that pussy feelings shit.
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>>34933315
Probably just the 20iq gap, i wouldnt worry about it
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"Brown" doesn't really tell us anything. I mean brown from India and brown from Mexico are pretty different.
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>>34933337
Chilean-American
origiinul
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Who ripped your heart out /r9k/? 2017-02-17 01:13:17 Post No.34933275
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Who ripped your heart out /r9k/?
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>be a beta orbiter to a girl since high school
>she's very pretty, and she's a tall ginger girl.
>very striking and incredibly beautiful
>I'm so in love with her it hurts
>she says she needs to get drinks because she's having a bad day
>we go to a bar and sit together
>she gets a little drunk and kind of flirty
>this is literally the best day of my life so far
>I even put my hand on her leg
>then Tattooed goth Chad comes up
>"oh anon, this is my friend edgy Chad!"
>they get sone drinks and she strokes his hair
>she calls him, "Her sexy vampire!" then bites him on the neck
>which stung because that's what he looked he could be in the vampire diaries
>they both get up to get more drinks and I realize she's taller than him not by much but still noticeable
>this really triggers me
>they start to kiss and leave
>I'm devastated and get drunk by my self
>send her a long text on how I've always loved her
>immediate regret
>read at 1:47am
>no response
>she text me the next day and says "I'm too good for her"
>I die on the inside
>now they're dating
>kills me even more
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>>34933275
A girl named angela last summer. She is still my friend and I have literally lost all love for her but I was extremely angry because my infatuation was never turn into more
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>she calls him, "Her sexy vampire!" then bites him on the neck
>which stung because that's what he looked he could be in the vampire diaries
Nothing of value was lost.
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Some girl im related to. I proposed she said no. :'( she blocked me on fb n shit
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Merry Christmas, anons. Hope you get to kiss someone kawaii under the mistletoe.
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>>34933103
it's feburary you dumb slant-eyed cunt
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I want a husky for christmas, can you make this possible OP are you an elf hello????? HELLO??????
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>>34933112
It's Christmas, anon. You're crazy desu.
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Can you get a qt gf with phimosis?
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You can even have sex with phimosis granted that it isn't too bad and you have lube on hand, even easier with condoms.
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If it's not so severe that it causes you pain or sexual dysfunction then I doubt it'll be an issue.
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>>34933054
It doesn't really affect how they perceive your dick.
Does anyone else have a problem where the foreskin is fully loose when flaccid, but tight as fuck when erect?
I used to have full phimosis, but after stretching it only has an effect when I'm erect.
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>can't even socialize with people over the internet anymore
Who here boring as fuck?
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I'm so crazy at this point.
I forgot how to socialize
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Here. This is depressing..
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>>34932950
>anymore
I was able to begin with, thats why I gravitated toward 4chan.
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Can women feel?
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>>34932930
I met one who could
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>>34932930
Merry Christmas , faggot-san!
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No, women only feel lust and rage like men.
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prologue
>usually only floss when I feel stuff in my teeth
story
>3am watching youtube videos like a faggot
>sudden urge to floss and floss hard
>floss each and every toof
>blood gushing in multiple places like a vegas hotel fountain
>take a thin nail and scrape them like crazy
>alternate flossing like I'm trying to cut clay and scraping hard at the sides of each tooth
>hit a sweet spot in the back while flossing
>electric type pain
>dig at the spot, imagining rotten gross shit in there like they show in the sonicare commercial
>so much pain, so much blood, also it was fucking painful
>feelsgoodman for some reason
>sawing with floss
>can hardly see from pain, and because room is dark
>when it feels like I'm going through skin I stop my hygiene rampage
>except I did brush my teeth after and spit a ton of blood in the sink, surprised no teeth came out with it
>throbbing residual pain is so good
this just happened, to clarify
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Nice.I bet you have the cleanest teeth in the whole world.
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>>34932746
They're not actually so great, the enamel is fucked because I was born with a stomach condition that makes me vomit super easily
thank you for replying to my thread
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Using a mouthwash with thymol (a chemical from the thyme herb) helps prevent plaque from forming below the gumline.
It doesn't replace brushing or flossing but it is a very easy, very cheap way to improve the health of your gums. It also prevents them from bleeding.
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>working dead end retailcuck job at gas station
>two 12-14 year old Stacelets put their groceries on the counter
>they keep glancing up at me and laugh mockingly
>hand them the receipt
>one of them whispers something in the others ear walking away and she bursts out in laughter
ALL IM TRYING TO DO IS BAG YOUR GROCERIES YOU LITTLE SHITS JUST GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE AUTISM AND HAVE TO WORK A MENIAL JOB
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34932150
Another day another dolIar, wagie.
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>>34932150
>GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY
They thought you were cute, you idiot.
Also what did they buy?
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>>34932175
Whip cream some zucchini two kinder surprise
And a big black dildo
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So he's basically a bigot or...?
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Isn't he a pizzagate?
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he's a gay faggot who steals jokes, ideas, and thoughts from more interesting people.
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>>34931731
Is that Mark McGrath from the 90s band Sugar Ray? He looks good gray.
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Do you/have you ever suffered from trauma?
>my dad was cheating.
>mom almost went crazy
>I was seven
>my childhood was fucked after that
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>>34930080
>familial dysfunction
should this even count as trauma? it seems like everyone's experienced it
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>>34930095
Sure it counts!
If it still hurts 5-10 years later it counts.
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>9yo
>asleep in bed, about midnight
>get up to get a drink of water
>get to kitchen by going through lounge that overlooks the back yard
>back yard light is on, it's motion sensitive, so get scared
>get courage to look outside
>my uncle, dads side, who had been living with us for 2 months is hanging off the tree out bac, hung himself obv
>dont even tell my parents. just stare at it for a few minutes questioning it all, get my glass of water and go back to bed
>wake up to my mom screaming in the morning
never ever told them I saw it
discord thread
post discord links pleasei need people to talk to
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Hi higgus!
:^)
xDDDDD origamo
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>>34929505
https://discord.gg/aMZ4U5K
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https://discord.gg/22FbG
We're a bunch of retards in Europe playing shitty games
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How can we become good guys?
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>>34949005
Better question: which board is more unlikeable: /co/ or /pol/?
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>/pol/
>the literal cancer that's killing all imageboards and bringing bullshit discussion all over the place
>"good guys"
ahahahahah you got me friend :^)inb4 >literal cancer; it's on purpose shithead
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>>34949005
Fucking /pol/ is a disgusting shit board that breeds newfags from reddit it is the cancer killing 4chan
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lets start a 'that guy' thread 2017-02-18 03:08:37 Post No.34948958
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lets start a 'that guy' thread
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that kid at school that would always ask to play games on your phone
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>>34948958
That kid that would talk for hours with the veteran teacher and showing his power level.
>That teacher was my only friend
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>that kid in school who was rejected by the "losers" group of misfits
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>>34948958
>that kid who always offered candy, while touching your hair
matt, you weird fuck