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>>34940764

Is that a grade or what?

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>>34940764
It'll all be over soon, man.

>tfw 6'5

Dutch genes best genes

>>34940725
I usually just go to /d/ tbqh. Sometimes from there I will find the source.

>>34940725
i sunk so low as to use Heavy-r once upon a time anon.
sadly it is now illegal.

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I fap to fap heroes. Its shared on /h/ for the most part, don't think there is a thread up atm tho.
For 3D stuff I use ehentai. I just look at the new cosplays, sometimes I check out behoimi. For 2D stuff I use Gelbooru mostly.

Das it nigga. I don't really find it hard to fap though. I fap once a day and it feels real neat. When I used some anti-depressants, I had to resort to some sick stuff to get my peepee hard. Guro and some pretty messed up tentacle stuff got my peen hard almost exclusively. Glad I'm out of that loop.

>>34940699
they all killed themselves or finally became neets

like how the "wakey wakey wagie" poster is dead aswell

>>34940699
This isn't /r9k/ no more that's what it is.

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>work at Wawa
>ghetto blacks always on phone
>getting blunts and black and mold cigars.
>will always get to register and say "oh wait" and run to get something else.

>>34940678
>getting a child at 22
>live is good

hmmm...

>Remembering the time I started to drift apart from my high school best friend I was in love with
>At a party my "friends" invited me to and she ends up blowing my friend and getting finger-fucked by him in a car
>Remember meeting her a few weeks later at a bowling alley
>She introduces me to her new boyfriend
>Literal Chad stereotype
>When she messaged me out of the blue a few weeks later describing how she just lost her virginity to him
Pretty sure she's why I am the way I am today with my pathetic fantasies of submission.

>>34940773
She lives in a nice house and has a guy that takes care of her.

You are stupid if you think her life would be better as a drugged up cumbucket

>>34940658
dude is ugly video is fake you're stupid

>>34940658
True.
Most of them do tho, and will try to get it if the chance happens. Non-chad people wont, they will have to work to get this unlikely (impossible in your case) chance

>>34940914
I may be stupid but at least I'm not rude!

>>34940642
Kill yourself right now normie

>>34940642
too pussy to kill myself + family supporting me + internet connection and I get through the day

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Drink originally

But I'm employed and do good work.

Dating is just screwed.

>>34940530
Please explain OP.

Original

>>34940530
well, we are quitting in a sense
society would really like us to work ourselves to the bone and not interact with them in any other way, and we're refusing to take that deal

do yuo stick it up ur butthole OP

>>34940520
Dafuq is this OP?
A butt enema?! You sick fuck!

>>34940520
good thing you didn't fuck that girl from 4 years ago

or your penis might've burnt

Honestly, you are just a normie that starts to fail in his life. You can do way better.

>Doesn't reply.
How about you talk to them in person about it instead of venting to us? There are some issues in the room and you better adress them. Maybe they just don't like the bodyspray you now use frequently.

>>34940464
You have a oneitis, screw you

>>34940328
nothing better than growing old, you get closer to the sweet sweet kiss of death

>>34940328
I think men age better than women desu.

yeah it, sucks just like everything in life. at least i was pretty when i was 18 now i have nothing, and this is coming from someone who still looks fairly young for his age.

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>>34940320

>tfw single male with no property and no income

this vid just made me wanna die

Someone should probably tell him, that the economy isnt going to collapse in his lifetime...

>>34940289
It's fine so far but I want to go home and work is half over.

>>34940289
We're not really all that smart

My day is still going on, I prepared some food for later and took care of my pets.
It's been boring otherwise though, nobody's been responding.

>>34940282
please respond
original meme

Use legacy captcha dumbo

>>34940393
what is that and how do i do that

Only psycho girls, that are junkies most of the time, and like laying around all day smoking cigarettes and need someone to provide for them, and in exchange let you fuck them and use them, good for fucking, bad if you want a real connection
By the way
Sieg heil comrade
Greetings from eastern Europe

>>34940248
it's no different than the crack head nigresses the nigger gangsters get

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>>34940339
i just want a qt white girl with traditional values...

>>34940206
good to know you're taking yourself out of the genepool you subhuman fuck

>>34940327
Good to know that you're being taken out of the genepool by natural selection :)
/realmen/ only

A few years ago I was pretty friendly with people. So I met a bunch of people and even though they didn't really know me very well they'd always be fine with telling me things that I honestly don't understand why they told me.

I mean everything from "I don't my kid sister" to "I'm contemplating suicide, what should I do"

So anyways when I'm like 18 or so I meet a guy I've talked to a few times at Burger King. He's maybe 16 years old, at the most. We usually talk about science topics because for some reason that's what he thinks is fun and I like hearing cool shit about black holes and stuff.

So I go over the dude and say hi. he says hey and it's pretty clear he's grumpy as fuck. I ask him what the matter is and he goes off about how 14 year old girlfriend doesn't want to fuck him. I know his girlfriend as well so I know that, well, she's a virgin and this guy is also a virgin.

So I tell him the classic, oh well you know, some girls need time and whatever. but this dude just doubles down and says he just doesn't understand what the fucking is wrong with her and what he's supposed to do. basically it's clear tha the only reason he's seeing her is to get laid and that he doesn't see much else in the relationship.

So I just ask him "She's Anonita, right?" and he says yeah. I pick up my phone and dial her number.

>Don't worry, I'll talk to her. I'm sure things will work out

This guy is just of baffled about all of this but goes along with it. She picks up and here is basically the conversation I have with her

>Hi it's Anon.
>Anon from the coffee shop?
>Yeah from the coffee shop. Look I know we don't really know each other that well but I just thought I'd call you up and have a chat
>what about?
>WEll I'm at Burger King and I met your boyfriend. Anyways we started talking and I'm just curious if you're aware of the fact that he's only into you to lose his fucking virginity.
>What
>YOu can ask him yourself if you'd like