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>tick tock femanons
Don't worry, I'm sure someone will put a baby inside you eventually.
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>>34942316
is this a pizzagate thread ?
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>>34942316
Forced sterilization and euthanasia.
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>tfw already had 4 abortions
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>when your catfishing target asks for proof that you're female
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>when the camwhore thanks you for your donation
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>>34942309
I hate this. I'm on my phone and can't contrive a fake pic, just go with the damn fantasy.
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>when you can only nut listening to a certain album
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Are pierced ears strictly for normies?
I got both mine done a few years ago and still no gf.
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Girls probably think you're a fag.
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>>34942299
They're for good-looking people and most normies are average.
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I can't see a good reason why you would do this. Famous people get away with faggy dress because they're famous. Most normal men do not wear earrings.
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>He doesn't go on runs
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>He doesn't want to get stabbed
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bicycle is more fun
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>>34942029
>he lives in somalia
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My 700 neetbux just arrived and I can spend it on trivial things such as girls panties and video games. How's the wagey life going KEKS?
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share the neetbux
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>>34941954
Thisis nice thread with nice OP.
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34941954
>Didnt reply to questions in your thread yesterday
>Deleted the thread instead of replying
Fuck off cunt, i aint giving you a you.
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>am khv
>convinced everyone at my school I had sex at 16
>know one knows.png
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>>34941938
>know one knows
jesus christ
you should convince someone at your school to tutor you
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GTFO you autistic underage faggot OP
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>>34941938
So which one person from your HS knows you didn't really have sex? Why hasn't he spilled the beans yet?
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Half an hour of cardio
Half an hour of Meditation
Half an hour of Reading
Half an hour of brain training
OPTIONAL half hour of Lifting
OPTIONAL half hour of yoga
OPTIONAL half hour of studying
For a minimum of two hours a day. Most jobs will have 5 hours of free time after work, so this is a drop in the bucket
Is this the most virtuous way of living your life?
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bump. We need good habits to succeed in life
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I'll stick to 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and a 10km run.
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>>34942522
fucking this
i do 100 pushups, situps, and squats every day. i left out the 10km run because that would literally cause the death of me.
in the course of 2 weeks i've gotten a lot stronger and i look better.
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The amount of gay, trap and trans threads has drastically increased. It's gone up from a couple every days to dozens per day and now several per hour. Even as of the time of this thread's creation, there's this many:
>>34941656
>can someone convince me to transition?
>>34938904
>Fuck off you degenerate, no amount of shilling will ever make me want to fuck a tra-
>>34932135
>So I heard that you want to be a girl....what's stopping you?
>>34941036
>If you were turned into a little girl, would you have sex with robots?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1487352620620s.jpg
>gay trap sex thumbnail
Plus a shitton that have 404'd throughout the day. Some are thinly veiled, some are pretty blatant. What the fuck is happening?
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>>34941846
Thumbnail from
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We've been getting raided for quite some time. Mostly from fags on 2 times chan.
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How do we fight this?
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>being over 6 feet tall is a good thing
Lanklets eternally btfo
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Sure, but if that guy starts lifting even at medium intensity, he becomes a Chadlord.
Manlets, however ...
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>>34941908
>those mentaI gymnastics
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>>34941837
>mfw 6 ravens and 4 fingers (196cm in human speak)
>mfw insta respect wherever i go
>mfw can walk anywhere i want and people get the fuck outta my way
>mfw roasties getting their slimeholes wet just by being in my general vicinity
>mfw manlets act like Chihuahuas around me aka tiny dog big bark, while i keep my cool and keep my shiteatinggrin.jpg on
>mfw OP is doing some serious mental exercises to try and turn shit around
Cute.
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>be me
>spergbrain idiot joins my discord
>ask who he is
>just says hi and spergs out
>ban him
post stories of autistic faggots youve dealt with
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>>34941823
Need a hug, Remfag?
You seem upset as usual
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I lost all my remilia pictures so I use your shitposting threads as a way to rebuild
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>>34941933
Anime is bad for your brain
stop being a faggot and go outside
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Greentext the most autistic thing a friend of yours has ever done.
I'll start with one
>in 2nd or 3rd grade
>have a friend named Robert
>We came back from a birthday party for a girl we didn't even know
>Ate fast food
>Nighttime
>His mom was working so she let him stay for the night
>We're about to go to sleep
>He says his stomach hurts, so my mom says to go the bathroom
>He goes
>A few minutes later I hear him groaning in pain
>My mom says if everything's alright, and he says yes
>The groaning continues, and then he says he needs help
>Me and mom check it out and all we see is him taking a massive shit in the bathtub
>the shit was slowly going down the drain and smearing everything
>After he saw the look on my mom's face, he said "Oopsie daisy."
He never came back, and I never talked to him again. I still remember that awkward grin on his face.
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>>34941797
>Me and mom check it out and all we see is him taking a massive shit in the bathtub
>the shit was slowly going down the drain and smearing everything
>After he saw the look on my mom's face, he said "Oopsie daisy."
What in the everloving FUCK was your friend thinking
Anyway I've only known him for a couple years but my friend did this and it made me feel so fucking bad for him.
He's the one who got a blowjob recently though so he's somehow less autistic than me.
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>>34941797
I went to a party in eight grade with a friend.
>me and friend (jonah)
>all party ppl asleep by 1
>except me and jonah
>jonah gives me a rapey look
>goes to each sleeping preteen boy
>removes blankets if they have any
>if theyre sleeping on their stomachs or something, he takes a big cheeky sniff of their butts
>i watch in awe as he violates everyone
>shoves his nose up everyones swampy ass and inhales
>tells me how much it smells like shit every time
Can someone explain what jonahwas trying to convey?
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>>34941878
I honeslty have no idea. All I know is my mom was pissed and the bathtub smelled like shit for a while.
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Why cumming in the pussy of my friends and coworkers wifes is so hot?
What's the scientific explanation?
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>>34941743
Forbidden fruit, etc.
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It's not, just a meme desu.
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>>34941743
Fucking die, Chad.
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>2 years ago, a girl I was friend with leave her bf because he's abusive
>we start getting closer
>we eventually start dating
>we stayed together for 2 years
>3 months ago, the day before my birth she leaves me
>one months later I heard that she was back with her ex
>he message me on fb "you hate me ? :)"
>He's a chad, I was being a replacement that's all I was
Does that happen often ? Should I just quit the idea of being in a long term relationship one day ?
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Honestly no. Just try and not date thots desu. If she was with you for 2 whole fucking years you were probably more then just a replacement. Shit happens to me all the time so i can relate.
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How old are you? I bet she is young
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>>34941637
It's the cycle.
>Girl dates jerk
>Breaks up with jerk and starts dating a nice guy
>Gets bored with the nice guy and feels like there's something missing
>Breaks up with nice guy and starts dating another jerk
>Repeat
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Robot-tier sitcoms
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It's always sunny in philly is a great show to just play in the background and every episode is rewatchable
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hey crabman
orginail
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>>34941556
>sitcoms
>Robot-tier
I do like Malcom in the middle, but it is most certainly not robot.
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>Person asks me, "Are you okay?"
>"Ya, everything is good."
>am actually not okay
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>>34941496
I'm nuuuuaaaahhhtt ooookkkayy. Well, I'm not okay, I'm not o-fuckin-kay!
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>>34941496
>Are you okay, anon? You look really depressed
THEY CAN TELL
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>>34942192
It's in the eyes apparently. Dead eyes are a giveaway to things like that. I should know.