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>>34946964

non-whites are cancer

what the hell are you trying to say budderino?

It's funny because capitalism is what's causing all their fustrations

i want to my court ordered substance counseling and did NOTHING else

day was ok

>>34946963
Go fuck yourself, we don't need your fake sympathy.

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>>34946963
Woke up at 7:30 PM, made a TV dinner, now I'm on here. Pretty successful day, in my opinion.

>>34946939
I don't remember too well, I first visited in 2009. My earliest memory of a post was going on /fit/ and there was the gay Russian copy pasta and I wrote something like, "lol wtf xD"

probably some retarded reply to a how does a poler bear know what apples is thread on /b/

>>34946939
>remembering your first post
Nigger did you join yesterday

Depends on the pet.

Golf
Anime
Windows 10
New Japan Pro Wrestling
Victoria Justice
Thinkpads
Kiwi Farms

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>being White
>being male
>being American
>being straight
>being attractive
>being rich
>being naturally mathematically proficient
>having good teeth
>having a family
>having parents who love you
>being tall
>being healthy

Real talk, long-ass nails on women are the biggest turn-off goddamn.

>>34946769
You kidden me? mid length nails and patrician tier for general delicate femininity, but on a sweet bimbo like Rei, long nails (that match with her hair as well!) cement the look perfectly.

>>34946769
so is everything else about the second pic

except the boobs

>>34946662
Sounds luke you live the good life fuck off

nice b8 m8

>Live in an irrelevant debnts Euro country
>meme degree with little chance of a job in the field (Psychology)
>work at a customer service call center for a bank making 800E a month (this kind of job usually pays under 500E here so I suppose I got lucky)
>still manage to have my own place, afford vacations abroad, weed and weekend partying

Why are Americans so shit at handling money?

>>34946662
>$45 per hour

uhh

Ikhkjfkjftt

You have been muted for 10 aeons, because your comment was not original.

tfw i am brainlet

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>>34946580

Humans are inherently evil and one of their natural daily needs is torturing the innocent. Basically, if they didn't need reproduction, and weren't restricted by instinct, the humans we see day by day on the streets would pull limbs off of babies and get satisfaction from doing it. I consider robots a morally superior, kinder subspecies.

I know it sounds weird, but this is unironic.

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>>34946580
>its a normie calls other people normies to try and fit in episode

>>34946580
Did you ask her

>>34946529
metamucil

>>34946529
Fiber supplements are good. If it's really bad then buy some laxatives, but don't get used to using them regularly because your body will become dependent on them. For me, somehow every time I eat an apple I have to poop soon after.

Moat peopke are fulla shit meanwhike Im about to take a urine enema just LOL cucks those glass jars are warmin up in my sink as we speam

>>34946485
Oh fuck right off OP, I used that fucking OC last night you thieving cunt.

Oh i like this meme, lets do it

Yea autists are the only real people in the world, they are the only ones who are truly connected to the world instead of viewing it like a massive fuckfest

Jesus was autistic.

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>>34946239
originalt kek

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what did it mean by this?

megaoriginal

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>>34946239
>http://inspirobot.me/
heh

Wouldn't the Jedi be normies if anything?

They're permavirgins with wizard-like powers.

>>34946222
Did you get mixed up anon?

>>34946222

*non-normies

It's time for me to stop.

>>34946115
He probably got killed by beaners

>>34946115
Prob he never even bought me chinese food even though I was homeless next to the place that he would ALWAYS get it from and always flake on me

>>34946149
Jesus Christ! What a fucking asshole.

I have a swollen uvula and I constantly feel like I'm going to gag, but I haven't been to a doctor in several years and the thought of going gives me anxiety so I'm just crossing my fingers and hoping it will go back to normal on its own.

>>34946038
why cant you go to the doctor?

>>34946074
My primary doctor is a specialist and is only in his office about 3 days a week, I don't wanna pay an ER visit and risk getting even more shittier.

Because Trump being elected was funnier.
Comedy>my wellbeing

>>34945941
but you gave up and handed everyone over to hillary

>>34945941
Because you would've died before inauguration day.