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it's time lads

IT'S TIME TO END THE SJW SHITSHOW ONCE AND FOR ALL!

>how?
its so fucking simple

we take back the memes
ALL OF THEM
we take all the normie memes and turn them into racist white nationalist symbols starting with the current most popular meme
>pic related
we must target all the trending memes until memes themselves are seen as racist

the sjws will try to basically kill fun
this will turn EVERYBODY against them even each other

GODSPEED LADS
REV UP THE MEME MACHINE
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yeah but what if you just stopped being a retard instead
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Normie memes fade out in weeks, though. Once you're done creating content and you start spreading it, they'll already have moved on.
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>>34949663
THEN WE MUST WORK FASTER
NO MERCY TAKE BACK THE MEME TRADE

THEY MAKE ONE MEME WE MAKE 50 RACIST ITERATIONS OF IT IN AN INSTANT

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Dude im smoking weeeeed!
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dude youre a fuckin fag
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me to anon pas the puff puff pls
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>Don't do any drugs
>Don't know where to get my toke on
>Parents would never allow it

Whenever I go outside I will always get looks/greetings from women. Mind you I'm not chad I'm still a virgin, but it's annoying that shit happens. I'm really not looking for a relationship and whenever they ask me out or have a conversation with me they're disappointed. Is their anyway to turned them down without making them feel like shit?
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>>34949460
Duck off normie
Go spread your Chad sperm
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>>34949563
I'm Not a normie as well.
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>>34949460
>This feel
I just walk around with a permanent scowl and work nights and now it doesn't happen anymore.
Prevention is best.

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I'll start.
I only watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia because the blonde girl is hot
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>>34949372
i think cowboy bebop is actually pretty boring
i don't understand what people see in it.

strangely enough, i liked samurai champloo a lot
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>>34949372
I'm an unironic communist but I like making Pinochet helicopter memes.
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>>34949398
Those two are oddly similar despite being different genres scifi/period

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How do you get a gf like pic related?
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>>34949315
Be chad and you can have any type
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get money and look for emotionally damaged girls.
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>>34949315
This picture always gives me a weird feeling. I don't know why.

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>tfw asked a girl out for coffees at a club
>"I dont have time for that"
>What an hour out of your day
>'Yeah"

But the bitch was hugging me and telling me I'm very cute,
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IoI owned
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>>34949189
>tfw then she said she is here with her girlfriend and when she came back she ran to her


The world really is rigged for the robot
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>>34949172
>not immediately escalating to "I know what you have time for" and taking her back to your place
She wanted to fuck, moron.

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>Girl, it's easy to love me know.
>Would you love me if I was down and out.
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>>34949171
>catch sun in my 745
>you drive me crazy shorty, I

>guuuuuurl its ez to love me nao
>wuld u luv me if i wuz down n out
>wuld u still stiiiiiiiil have luv fur meh
>are u mad cuz im aXing u 21 questions?
>when u AX me about it i tell u it wuznt me
>wud u believe meee or up or leafe me
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Where were you when I was down and out and I was in the drought
Where were you when mama said she gon' kick me out
Where were you when I was down on my knees ain't had nun
Now I am at the top right now, just look at you

migos r pretty comfy
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He banged a young Scarlett Johansson, so I'll go with no

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>February 18, 2017
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>>34949145
New Year's felt like a week ago.
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>>34949145
>We will meme the next president into office in less than 3 years
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>>34949145
>It's okay, I'm only 21 years old, I still have plenty of time to turn things around
>that was 6 years ago

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>there is now a tv show with a token autistic superhero

has pc culture gone too far?
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But Misfits had that years back, you silly, non-brit, poster.
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>>34948989
But he's not autistic, he's just completely fucking insane
fucking casuals i swear
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>>34949152
>autistic people can't be insane
u r wrong my dude

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I have a shit name. It's Vietnamese. My parents didn't bother giving me a transliterated replacement.

Most people don't even try to pronounce my name, so I'm just referred to as "he", "him", "you", etcetera.

I'm really embarrassed by it and lately I just go by my last name, which does sound American.

Should I change my first name?

I also have social anxiety.
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>>34948791
Just go by your last name. Lots of people do that.
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>>34948791
Just go by a nickname you mong
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>>34948791
Own it and take pride in your heritage you ninny.
Also you kinda have to tell us what it is now.

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>just realized I sit like a virgin
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>>34948746
>just realised i live in a virgin country
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>>34948746
Clenching your asshole as tightly as possible and rubbing your balls discreetly against the seat?
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>he does the virgin glance
What a fucking loser...

Fuck this dating shit, I'm honestly just save up and get a robot wife. Just think of the positives

> No nagging/bitchiness/moodiness
>No periods
>Sex whenever I want
>Can make her have ridiculously large breasts
>Never ages

and I'd want her to look like pic related
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>>34948708
Also artificial wombs will be coming soon for them. So it works out too if you want kids.
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>>34948724

HOLY FUCK, REALLY!!! THANK YOU HORNY TECH SCIENTISTS!!! NOW I CAN HAVE A ROBOT WIFE AND VR PORN AND DIE A HAPPY MAN IN A HORNY COMA
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>>34948724
Artifical wombs with eggs?

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Just had the craziest conversations with my mum.

>starts asking why I'm losing weight, tell her it's diet and nothing to worry about.
>asks if i'm already, decide to spill the beans on my anxiety.
>decide i should see someone about it and cry about it for a bit.
>while we're at it i might as well tell her i'm bisexual.

Tt felt great to get all that weight off my shoulders. You should to attempt it/r9k/

inb4 i'm an emotional teenager who will probably grow up to be a normie.
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>>34948580
alright* not already oops
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>>34948580
>telling your mom your sexual preferences

Autism
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>>34948580
>It* felt great to get all that weight off my shoulders. You should to attempt it /r9k/
No fucking way. If I told my parents anything about my life they'd've kicked me out three times over by now.

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>You want to stick your dick where? But I poop from there, anon
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>>34948559
keep posting anon
origami
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>>34948559
>But I poop from there, anon
not when my dick's in there you don't
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>>34948559
>>34948933
>>34949105

Honestly just shut the fuck

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I just want someone to murder me in fair hand to hand combat.
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Nobody could defeat you in this way.
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>>34948539
What like duel style combat?
What sort of weapons.
I need details.
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I will fight you. Name the place and weapons. No teleports.

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