Hey all. In this thread we will talk, discuss, post pictures of and ask questions about cuddling, comfy things, cute things, problems you might have, or just whatever makes you happy.
I will try to respond to as many people as I can.
This thread is open to everyone. Please be polite, no bully.
And don't forget! I love you!
>>34950268
I'm tyrone. And I'm here to fuck somebody's wife. Long dick-style
>>34950268
*farts on your face* lol Bitch azz
Like usual, I'll be posting comfy or cuddly or cute pictures, as well as music links.
I won't be dumping, but I'll post as I go.
Love ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PraSpHYfWes&index=3&list=PLjAUSrFO7snylGchYkCqvA3y5RT5sQ6vZ
I quite legitimately have the chance to have my gf get fucked by some black dude.
Should I do it?
>>34950267
>I quite legitimately have the chance to have my gf get fucked by some black dude.
>
>Should I do it?
I don't see why not. What do you have to lose? This seems like a net positive situation, everyone benefits.
No
Are you dumb?
Don't let them slave acquire that position, it's only been a hundred years
>>34950267
For sure anon. If possible suck his dick yourself as well. Heavenly desu.
Is Dizzykitten the hottest girl on twitch?
Yes.
does she have a big juicy booty i can fuck?
>>34950060
so shes one of those girls who pretends to like anime and video games then because she thinks it makes her "le quirky nerd girl"?
>>34950060
nope, catieminx is supreme
>he doesn't use GNU/Linux
>he thinks he's a robot
lol
I dual boot with Windows, because honestly contrary to what they say shit just works on Windows without hassle.
>>34949687
well yes, the botnet is very heavily developed
>>34949687
>shit just works on Windows without hassle.
t. teenager talking about CS:GO
Who here L O S E R? list why..
i'll go first...
>21
>neeldess to say kissless virgin, never any gf or even friend that is a girl
>Live in Grandparents house
>only one friend, a Chad roomate who fucked up and dropped out of the military
>Bought over $250 in specialist foot fetish and vore porn clips
>dropped out of school once getting high with aforementioned Chad
>back in school all my collegues are a year younger- lie and act a year younger
>act like i'm actually doing something with my life when talking with others/family
>21
>never had or wanted a gf or bf
>Live in parent's house
>barely spoken to anyone other than my normie family since dropping out of high school
>mother has access to my bank account
>dropped out of school because I didn't give a shit
>I live like, feel like, and am about as advanced in life as a 16-year-old
>going to church is the highlight of my week, even though I'm a closeted atheist
>>34950078
>>never had or wanted a gf or bf
being asexual is a rare uber mench trait. Use it to its full potential.
>>34949497
>21
>high school dropout
>GED in community college
>qtgf of 5 years leaves because I'm a raging alcohol
>one friend who only wants to bang my ex and watch me crash and burn
>black out every night, Hungover all day
>part time at shit show job
>paycheck to paycheck
>crazy anxiety , hate driving/spend most my money on UBER to to liquor and go to class
>not even a semester in and the normies make me wanna kill myself
I FEEL UGLYYY I FEEL MY PORESSSS
>tfw you realize the amount of military shilling on here lately is because we're headed for war
>>34949488
There's always been military bots you absolute retard.
>>34949512
>you absolute retard.
Honestly just fuck off, you're the worst kind of poster
>>34949528
>Honestly just fuck off
You are the cancer that is killing this board.
Why, hello there wagecuck! It's me again.
I see you've managed to make it to another weekend. Congratulations! While you were slaving away this week to earn your pay (After Mr. Shekelstien takes his cut, of course. And let's not forget about taxes!) I finished my second novel. I'm in the process of creating the cover as you read this. You see, with my unlimited free time and superior intellect, I am able to learn almost anything my heart desires.
Better go to bed early, wagie. Who knows, maybe Mr. Shekelstien will call you in tomorrow morning and you'll want to be well rested for that! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be staying up late sipping coffee, thinking about what color to use for the background, and skyping with this cute femanon I met on omegle. Maybe, if you're lucky, that washed up single mom will message you back on okcupid and let you watch her kids all weekend for the chance that you might get a pity fuck.
Later, wagetaters!
Fuck you, ive got a 3 day holiday.
I make more money in 1 week than you have ever seen in your life.
>>34949937
A puny 3 day holiday? Wagie, I have a 365 day holiday!
>>34950064
People like me though
Only a drug addict could have nailed this movie so accurately.
Anybody ever experienced heroin or very strong opiate withdrawl?
Im quitting kratom for a while. Was taking 1 - 1.5 teaspoons x3 per day for 3 months for my chronic back pain, and because it feels fucking amazing. Started doing core exercises and my back pain dramatically decreased so I lowered my dose and then the withdrawals hit. Decided I wasn't going to fucking deal with that shit so Im taking a break until my physical dependancy stops.
I tapered off for a week and Im currently 3 days into full stop on kratom. I'm over the worst of it now but work was stressful today (mechanic ) and my back hurts a bit. Really want to take some but I know I'll wreck my progress. These past three days have been nothing but anxiety and restlessness.
Drugs are a slippery slope. Plants are very powerful things. They can help chronic pain, but it must be in moderation. I can't even imagine what heroin withdrawal is like.
PSA to anybody starting kratom: use it only a couple times a week, or you will be swimming in the deep end before you know it.
>>34949325
i actually enjoy withdrawls.
kratom is fucking baby shit compared to real opiate withdrawals
I've come off 100 bucks a day IV heroin, now that is some real withdrawal. Shitting and/or puking constantly, sweating up a storm, can't think straight, simultaneously freezing cold and burning hot, restless legs like you wouldn't believe
Never fuck with opiates my dudes
>>34949325
I've used kratom a few times. No matter the amount or type I get no effect from it. It's honestly disappointing, cigarettes are more exciting.
Do robots belong in cuckold relationships?
Think about it, it's a match made in heaven.
The robot no longer has tfw no gf and the fembot gets to fuck Chad on the side. win-win-win?
>>34949051
Only if the chad fucking her is over 7x6
>>34949051
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget l see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
>>34949051
No, fuck off to go troll /pol/ with this instead, make sure to mention that it's a Tyrone instead of a Chad as that will work better cuck
I am starting a busboy job tomorrow. What am I in for?
>>34948982
>What am I in for?
Hell
>>34948982
Just relive the times you were comfy and happy in your head
>>34948982
bussing tables
Just a reminder that trannies are NOT welcome on this board
If you think cutting your dick off, taking hormones, or wearing women's clothing is okay, you can fuck right off to:
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/trash/
>>>/diy/howtokillyourself
>>>/r/eddit
>>34948802
I can agree with this declaration
>>34948802
1+ from a femanon
They are cancer
>>34948802
I'm keeping my dick and its going in your ass
Why hasn't someone else made this thread already edition
You know the drill anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaLGbTDcdQ
>PLAYIN
>WATCHIN
>LISTENIN
>READIN
>EATIN
>DRINKIN
>FAPPIN
>FEELIN
>>34948613
>PLAYAN
nothing
>WATCHING
nothing
>LISTENING
nothing
>READING
nothing
>EATIN
cereal
>DRINKIN
water
>FAPPIN
nothing
>FEELIN
nothing
watching x files
not much else
>>34948624
So you're dead?
Reminder that it's not cucking if the bull breeds you too.
>>34948599
M-m-more?
>>34948599
>somebody unironically spent dozens of hours of their time to draw this image
>>34948884
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney l take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
>tfw no gf with a nice thick healthy woman cock
It's just not fair bros.
>>34948149
who is this bitch? and why is her dick so soft?
>>34948149
iktf bro
i just want a thicc trap to sit on my face
Dick girls and traps are gay
/r/4chan has got fucked by admins today, me and about 100 other users got shadow banned today with no explanation. We literally violated no rules on the site, it was an act of mass banning.
Then I saw a video about how prevalent shilling was a thing on Reddit. The whole site is fucked up now.
I guess I'm maining /r9k/ now
>>34947991
>r/4chan
L E A V E
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A
V
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>>34948037
I had to deliver good content to the normies so they wouldn't come here
>>34947991
AHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED KIDDO