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>>39123591
i want to become a fisherman but i know i would fail

>>39123591
I've been trying to get started on this story I want to write but I can't find the motivation to do it.

>>39123591
i want to play the trumpet but im to scared I'll fail

>>39123388
have yo had sex?

>>39123396
No , am too akward for that.

My friend advised me to hire an escort , but i want it to be pure

>>39123388
So how was your 2 year long masturbation session?

>>39123317
Not really philosophical but sword art online fucked me up for a bit.

>>39123317
EVA is for thinking men

Saint Young Men

>implying they'd get past training

>>39123132
>> hell no we won't go

>>39123174
Do you any idea how many Traps are in Vietnam?

They'd likely say the same about you

a lot of them have pushed themselves on a girl

a lot of them have fucked their buddies girlfriend/ex and they're just waiting for someone to find out

a lot of them have committed crimes and somehow got away with it

a lot of them have suppressed bouts of depression that make sleeping almost impossible

a lot of them are alcoholics and it tears them apart

a lot of them have girls/guys that have left them for other people, and it's heartbreaking

robots only know loneliness and envy, there are a lot of other painful feelings out there.

>>39123171
No
normies are fucked up, they know that being a loser that posts on 4chan is entry-tier for whatever degenerate shit they do

to them its weakness

Great band

I wish I got into them more in highschool

I am the man in the box...

Whats more robot core. Alice in Chains or Nick Drake?

The quiet nights I have to myself.

The look of joy and achievement on my students' faces when they promote

The days that aren't entirely spent on 4chan.

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>>39122854
It's pretty weird. But who actually cares? There's nothing wrong with being a little kooky.

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>>39122854
it hurts. it hurts so much knowing they're not real. it hurts so fucking much to know you'll never be able to do something as simple as make small talk with them or look them in the eyes. you will never so much as touch their hand, let alone hold it.

i want it to stop. I want them to be fucking real and no, a cosplay gf wont cut it.

>>39122854
2D women do not exist, OP.

Money doesn't work this way. It makes you forget about misery.

>>39122839
>be me
>25
>family is rich
>given anything i ask for
>we go on vacations
>i play vidya 24/7
>still dead inside
>therapists dont help
>medicine doesn't help

no op money doesn't magically make you happy.

>>39122839
>>What do you do with your time?
Find ways to make more money. Usually through investing.
>>Do you still stay indoors and order everything you need?
I do whatever I want.
>>Did you pay to lose your virginity?
Obsessions with sex is very destructive to the soul. It's also a waste of valuable time.
>>Does money make you any happier?
"Happy" is subjective to each person. I can tell you it doesn't make things worse.

Hey not gonna lie, I'm a shill but this server is lit

Hey! Im a shill too! Love this server

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I'm not a shill but because of legal reasons I have to disclose I am being paid to advertise this server.

It's soo cool lost of cute posters

https://youtu.be/te7fRv1gycs
This song always makes me cry because it hits too close to home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0NGNKbRU4o

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>>39122723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p943gvkLEkU

Surprised this post isn't original

>>39122624
>Powerball jackpot jumped to $510 million
Damn wasn't paying attention. It jump by about 50 mil. Not sure if this time it billion dollar.
Really need to buy some tickets.

Spend 20 bucks this time got nothing. How much have you guy spends.

>>39123293
don't waste money on the meme, spend it on dat cash for life, Nigerian.

>>39122591
Flying is always fun

>>39122591
I have more success having sex with the dream girls when I talk to them first. Smaller chance of them glitching out, disappearing or me waking up

Lucid dreams aren't real. You just dream that you have control over a dream, it's an illusion.

>>39122369
Pepes convey a much larger scale of emotion.

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>>39122427
>Pepes convey a much larger scale of emotion.
>Miserable pepe
>Smug pepe
>Angry pepe

>>39122369
Because this isn't fucking reddit.
Also learn to speak English you 3rd world piece of shit.

>>39122253

Yeah but real American patriots also fight communists and make niggers ride on the back of the bus.

It seems a little schizophrenic to me. Best bet is to watch from the sidelines.

I'd like to see less obese women get run over, and more 300 style pitched street battles at the next one please.

>>39122253
>occupy democats
lmaoooo

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>>39122253
>imprison Japanese Americans for being japs
>ally with communist russia, who raped and conquered Poland
WE WUZ PATRIOTS