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Tfw i can't even fucking cuddle
Seriously, all i fucking want in this world is a qt i can cuddle with every night so i can fall asleep with a smile on my face. In theory, cuddling is pure bliss. But i can't even do that.
>finally cuddling with the qt of my dreams
>she falls asleep pressed firmly against my body, one arm wrapped around my chest, the other holding my hand
>i'm so nervous because a qt i can hardly even talk to is latched onto me
>her fingers start twitching in my hand, and then her leg, like a sleeping cat. CUTE!!!
>my stomach starts getting upset
>have to shit so bad
>what if i shit in my sleep?
>every time i swallow sounds like a bomb going off
>can't breath well
>what if i wake her up?
>her body heat starts to be too much
>burning up, starting to sweat
>lay there wide awake the entire night in total fucking agony with the girl of my dreams sound asleep
>i should be happy about it
>morning finally arrives
>manage to sneak out of bed
>go down 3 glasses of water and catch my breath
>get back in bed
>accidentally wake her up, scaring the shit out of her
>i'm so tired i'm acting all zombie-like
>end up creeping her out and never hearing from her again
If there is a god, he already has me in hell. How can i ever possibly go to bed with a woman for the rest of my life after that nightmare?
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>tfw i can't even fucking cuddle a husky wan wan right now
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When you've had enough cuddling just roll over, forget about her and get some sleep.
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>>34954359
There is no way to cuddle a husky.
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Fembots, for once in your lives just be honest.
How important are looks to you. And any opinion that comes from someone who has not loved someone truly or at LEAST experienced with guys, will be ignored.
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>tfw no husky wan wan to take for a walk today
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Holy fuck whites are subhuman
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>>34954295
>cant recognise half asian half white
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San Andreas > V > Vice City = IV > III
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Vice city > V > SA > IV > III
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>>34954140
Vice City is super comfy, but objectively, SA is the best GTA game ever, and it will still be until rockstar adds three cities + different weathers + gyms/restaurants + gfs.
IV is underrated, too
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>tfw gta iv works on xbox one
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I'm doing it this time, boys.
I'm quitting porn.
In the past, I've done it for stupid reasons like "it will improve my acne" or "i only want to masturbate to my crush".
But this time, I realized that I only need the one reason that truly matters and everything else will follow.
Porn is just releasing dopamine by cucking yourself. It's conditioning yourself to be content with being alone.
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>>34954038
Stop coming to /r9k/
There is alot of lewd shit that will trigger you and make you fap "one last time"
good luck anon, I am rooting for you.
fuck porn
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I just started noporn one week ago. Stick with it, anon. Dont accept watching it as a possibility in your head. Know that there's another anon out there going through what youre going through.
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>>34954038
>porn
Who faps to porn any more?
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What's the usual reason you lie? Mine is to cover up weaknesses.
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I just find it funny.
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i don't. if you lie you're doing yourself a disservice
don't fraud yourself. there is no reason to.
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I just do it compulsively on the internet
I've been rubbing discount minoxidil on my face twice a day for a month and a half and I think it's actually working.
All the men in my family can grow beards except me. I can grow a pathetic mustache and a tangled mess of lopsided chin-pubes. but the rest has always just been a gross display of stray random hairs, not even enough to be considered "patchy". I'd usually just ignore them until they'd get an inch or two long and start getting curly before having to admit to myself that other people can see them even though I ignored them and shave them off with the one old rusty razor I got in the mail for free on my 18th birthday over 10 years ago.
But now there are more of them. There are even a few growing in the bald rough red patch on the right side.
And my fucking mustache is actually a fucking mustache, not just a weak pathetic attempt at one. I legitimately had to trim it and it actually looked better instead of revealing the flaws. That alone was worth the 40 bucks.
I know I still have a long LONG way to go.. but I can't fucking wait until it's thick enough to hide/distract from my ugly fucking face forever.
I can't fucking wait for people to look at me and just see a regular boring guy, instead of this fucking garbage I've been showing off my whole fucking life.
Thanks random anon who told me this shit wasn't a joke. I'm so fucking glad I held onto that tiny ray of hope.
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Not reading all this shit, but have you ever tried letting your facial hair grow for 6_ months?
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>>34953865
How dare you not read his shill pitch
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I feel bad you have to rub that shit all over your face like a retard. I can grow a beard naturally. You mad, faggot?
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This thread is devoted to only THE BEST anime 'pits.
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Wew lad to the mew mad
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>>34953777
I prefer it when real grills do this, but this is still a-ok
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kino kino kino
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Has any of you guys ever bought used panties?
I'm seriously considering it. Is it worth a try? Am I going off the deep end?
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No but I did see some lingerie in a bush once. This was during the day so I came back at night to get them. I wore them all night and cum in them. They had a crusty stain on them I recall.
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If I can't have pussy, this seems to be the next best thing
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that sounds fucked up
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ill sell you mine lmao
Is having female friends a meme?
I've never had girls like me as a friend really, either they are into me or they just think I'm annoying. Should I feel bad that girls don't like me as a friend, or should I be content with just male friends?
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I have 1 female friend but only cause her bitchness have completely destroyed any attraction to her whatsoever. I'm down to fuck her, but I've known her for too long so the cons outweigh the pros, so friendship is the better path with her.
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I have two female friends. They are the only friends I have left. Neither is attractive. I met both in med school. We just get along really well. I have fun hanging out with them.
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There are chicks at school that I banter with most days, but they're all so incredibly boring, stupid, and self-absorbed that I couldn't stand being friends with them anyways.
Anyways, no, female friends isn't a meme if you can tolerate it
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Question for White robots
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2017-02-18 07:30:17
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I am a forever alone, kissless virgin shitskin. I will never be able to get a gf. But what puzzles me are the White incels. You could easily get a non-White girl. Like a cute Latina, or Middle Eastern chick, or if anything else fails an Asian girl.
We non-White robots have no options.
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Just get a girl from your own ethnicity, don't be a traitor
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Go fuck a trailer trash landwhale you stupid nigger
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>>34953559
>Just get a girl from your own ethnicity
I can't, I am a robot.
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ITT: we respond quickly to each post so that we may have some manner of simulation of human contact
Topic for discussion in this thread is: what are you looking at in your other tabs right now?
I'm looking at
>Turkish Bath on wikipedia
>two erotic fiction stories I started reading but haven't finished
pic related seems to get a lot of replies lately so I'll use it for op
>a photo of a female body builder
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>>34953526
This is the photo of the body builder.
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>>34953541
Ewwwwwhw
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Also earlier tonight I found out my old roommate has been part of a youtube channel for six months and never even told me about it. This guy was my closest friend in my whole life and we lived together for about 7 years.
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>come home from work
>go to room
>desktop, laptop, pretty much any electronic device with storge capabilities totally gone
>run to mom, ask her wtf happened
>she's clearly been crying
>"The police came. They said they need to seize your devices for an investigation. They would tell me anything else."
How do you react?
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>>34953485
I'd wonder wtf my mom was doing in my house I didn't give that bitch a key
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>>34953485
I'd be like wow, okay, I don't know why they'd need to do that but I expect my shit back in a timely manner.
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>being degenerate enough to have done something so severe to warrant a seizure
true robots follow a path of good morals
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>foreskin is perfectly hea-
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This is phimosis, I have it too. Try to usr fingers/qtips to pry the foreskin open, and stretch it like that 10mins bidaily.
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>>34953471
I have this too, its not so bad, i advertise my dick on CL as a alien dick. Youd be surprised how many people want to suck or fuck a alien dick.
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>>34953498
Hi anon, I've been doin stretching exercises (it's kind of ironic because I just saw that picture from the foreskin stretching guy's blog a few days ago).
Do you have any advice? Has the stretching been working for you? How long have you been doing it?
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If anyone wants to play some minecraft on a /comfy/ survival server i found a good robot server
>easy land claiming
>no griefing(on your own land)
>plenty of robots
>simple survival
>/comfy/
mc.standardsurvivial.com
if anyone wants to play il be chilling at spawn
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bumping for comfycraft
origonali
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>>34953260
man i havnt played minecraft for so many years, now i think its a barbie doll game and i feel like mods ruined it
how do i install it now a days?
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>>34953260
is this the one made by Aussie's?
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show me your drawings, paintings, photos, sculptures etc
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>>34953231
reminder to only ever draw from still life if you want to get gud
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Made this a while ago back in spooky season.
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>>34953231
Alright, once again sharing my vaporwave script (currently 7 or 8 pages)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6uwaxNQt5HRbkQtQktqMUZRMHc
I'm not adding anything right now because I'm tired as fuck, but I'm proud of what I do have and hope that I can flesh this out into a 30-page short film.