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>you make stupid /r9k/ thread
>meanwhile Chad eats her pussy like it's bread
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hop chad liks yeast roll haha
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eh I don't really feel jealous about some cuck lapping up a cum receptacle
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>>34959473
>chad
>eating pussy
>pic related putting himself in a sexually submissive position
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Does anyone else feel like the dating world is closed off to them? Even in high school it seemed like a secret society I didn't have access to.
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Like with every secret society you have to actively look for a way to enter it.
Dont expect that they come to you with an invite.
Only exception to this is if you are very handsome.
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yes. i'm now in my 30s and almost everyone i've known is married. i have no idea how they meet or how they decide to date. it's a great mystery.
here's a pupper.
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You just need to find someone who feels the same way, and lower your standards if necessary.
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why do women pretend to like video games? what's their endgame?
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>what's their endgame?
Attention.
That's always the answer.
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>>34959261
>never a bought cosplay outfit in my life
guess I don't love vidya as much as her
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>>34959261
>what's their endgame
Do you really have to ask this anon?
>Pretend to like vidya
>Dress in skimpy cosplay outfit
>Overthetop cutesy personality
>Start streaming on youtube
>Profit
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anyone else losing touch with reality?
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>>34958858
What you mean with "losing touch with reality" my friend?
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>>34958858
You should register into the LFE project so.
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>>34958858
Yeah, I hallucinate from time to time, still rational.. wait scratch that, not even close.
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How do you reach this level at life?
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Be born with the correct genetics, into the correct environment.
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Why do i find that girl on the rights ass more attractive than most asses ive seen even though its not that special?
Something about that position and the way the thighs look
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>>34958829
Having enough money to pay their hourly rate.
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>Just lower your standards, Anon
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>no gf who can rub her clit by pressing on her bellybutton
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HFCS was a mistake
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>>34958742
I have lowered them, but not to that level. She still has to be qt
So my professor is going to fail me in my final year of my PhD studies just because he can (being Head of department and all). He has refused to even graduate me with a masters. Can't exactly give details but he's really angry that I couldn't get his experiments to work so he's taking out all his anger on me.
Is there any hope left for me? This is literally 6 years down the drain which pretty much makes me unemployable.
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>>34958656
Maybe you shouldn't have written that scathing article about the jews
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>>34958656
Go to the higher ups. Make a big scene and show them your grades and thesis
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>>34958656
If you record him saying shit like that he'd get fired and you can sue the school
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> You need to write a good cover letter anon
i'M NOT A FUCKING AUTHOR FFS!
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>>34958335
>can't write a letter
Are you retarded?
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>>34958335
Applying for jobs is such bullshit. Its not even that I can't do it, its just so false and cringeworthy.
>"Why do you want this job anon?"
Why do you fucking think? Why does anyone want a job?
>"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Dead hopefully
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>>34958335
I quit my job yesterday, dreading doing all this shit again. Fuck.
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How do I break the habit of sending "hard to reply to" messages to girls? It seems that the difference between normal guys who can and can't get girlfriends is that the former are easy to talk to online or some shit and the latter send hard to respond to messages and conversations never develop. I seem to be the latter kind and I don't know what I'm supposed to do to fix this. Am I literally to smart to get a girlfriend?
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>to smart
>to
No, you're fine.
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>>34958172
If you ever visit any of the catfish tinder threads that get posted on here a lot you will see that what you say literally has no really effect on a girl, if she finds you attractive she will put up with anything, no matter how complicated or odd your messages might be. Those threads really showed me how important looks are and that personality and conversation skills(online) are just a meme. I'm sorry to say but if the messages you're having with girls are slow or awkward it's because they don't find you attractive.
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Ask questions about her life and how she's doing. Only do it if you actually want to know the answer, remember this is an area of relationships, and while communication skills (which is what you're asking about) should be learned, the more natural your intentions during a conversation the better.
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Who /smokestoomuchweed/ here?
I already blowed through about 4 grams of weed in the last three days. Fucking ridiculous, I should really stop and take a couple days off from getting high.
Also, general /drugs/ thread
What's your
>favourite drug
>least favourite drug
>most used drug
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Are you smoking joints? They're not very efficient.
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>>34958155
No I've been smoking out of my pipe. The bowl is relatively normal, not too big or too small. What do for maximum efficiency anon? I did eat a mango and got considerably higher off of 2 bowls than the previous day.
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>>34958139
>>34958155
don't waste it vape it.
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This is it. I am going to change my way of life for the better.
I'm falling for the /fit/ meme, I'll study and read more than ever before, I'll find a fucking job.
I will LIVE.
I'm tired of doing nothing all day and shitposting on this place. I can't look at myself in the mirror anymore without feeling shame. It all comes down to pursuing the life you want or killing yourself, the middle ground is just a comfortable and numb little space of nothingness that makes you miserable.
I will keep you updated, in the hope of motivating some of you. I am certain that some of you want to change, but can't find the strength. I want to help.
The first dubs choose my nickname for future reference.
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Your nickname shall be cuntface.
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See you tomorrow, pissbottle!
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Hank, but you pronounce it like "Hink".
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>be female
>hang out with a quiet guy from college because he is always alone and i feel sorry for him
>start to like him
>he becomes my first bf ever
>tells me that he is a robot and always talks about this board
> his grades in college are very bad but he finally manages to pass all courses
>just the bachelor thesis is missing
>never see him writing anything
>he just plays video games the whole day
>only 3 weeks for finishing his thesis are left
>he tells me he has depression and can't write anything so he will fail college
>i write his bachelor thesis for him
>nearly not sleeping during because i love him and want him to pass
>just 1 week is left
>he is still talking about beeing to much of a robot for college
>i finally become curious and check this board
>it's full of hate against women
>remember he called me a stupid roastie once when we had an argument
Am I retarded to help someone who obviously despises me? Do robots hate all females?
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>>34957809
In their tirades, robots say ALL WOMEN are bitches/sluts etc etc which would include their mothers, so I assume the problem stems from there.
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hehehe...post your tits
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>>34957809
Never been to this board.
Still know how to geen text
Says you are female.
Not even close to a real story.
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>started going to the gym Jan. 1st to change my life around
>always lifting alone
>see same group always working out together every day im there
>I constantly look around the gym looking to make convo and new friends
>start doing tricep pull downs
>one guy from the popular gym group makes eye contact and walks over to me
>I take off my headset
>he says "hey can you stop slamming the weights down, you can damage them"
>I just stare at him with a million mile stare
>sure
>he walks back to the group to his super cute gf, they prob were all talking about me
>they probably think I'm an asshole now
>feel fucking depressed and alone even more
>drive home pissed as always
>scared to even go back to the gym, its been 5 days now
I hate people. Nobody fucking ever wants to talk to me, and I already got fucking depression of always being alone and nobody giving a shit about me, always getting turned down. I thought they wanted to talk to me, or even bring me to the big group, but fucking naa, he just wanted to put me down in front of everyone
Seriously, fuck life. I hate people.
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> he just wanted to put me down in front of everyone
>it doesn't occur to anon that the other guy is the asshole
It's okay anon, use your hatred of that normo schlongface to power your lifts
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Fuck them. Go back and lift even heavier. Get swole and then cuck him.
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>>34957787
> lifting
Stop this gay shit and go to boxing section in the most nigger-populated ghetto district. You 'll become a man within just a few months. Or die lol.
so what do you guys do with your days? my life basically just consists of discord, 4chan, anime and smoking pot.
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>>34957750
I make trap beats and I wanna start selling them on YouTube or something if I get good and I also enjoy pot but I mostly play video games and jack off
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4chan, CS:S, smoking, drinking and sci-fi shows (just started babylon 5 recently)
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>>34957772
Try pot friend it's the only thing that's ever stopped me from sighing
>There are horny roasties making their pussies cum RIGHT NOW
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>>34957443
Prove it anon now
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>>34957443
she looks spooked
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There are men doing it too.
WebM related, literally me a few minutes ago.