REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING MAD IN MY LIFE.
>>34949908
Wow, it's almost as if marriage these days is set up to screw the guy over.
>>34949908
what makes me incandescently angry is that she isn't offering her husband the same liberties that she is giving herself. she would probably recoil if her husband did the same shit she does, call him all sorts of nasty names, and take his house, money and children.
>>34949908
It has always been this way.
Women used to be excluded or ridiculed for it though. Now if you call them out, they'll tell you you are a misogynist and not sex positive.
Would somone send this image to a friend of mine saying "scary huh?" its his birthday and im too shy.
Plus he hates me.
Who's your friend OP?
>>34949794
Don't joke with people you aren't close with.
>>34949839
>>34949931
Hes a friend a kno foryears heres his psn is xJacKFrosTx.
He was a huge tf2 fan frin o mine but outgrew it.
Im positive he hasnt seen this comic kek
Why are Mexican men so insecure? They always play the one-upping game, even people are just being nice and civil, not to mention, the amount of pedos and gangs
>>34949791
what? no we're not. I'm even more sympathetic than you, you caveza de mierda. I have people that'll find you, gringo. I can find anyone. ANYONE!
<_< >_>
>>34949791
manIets
>>34949969
Why the fuck does every Mexican guy have this tough guy act while being 5' nothing? It may be like that in Mexico but in the US, the white areas anything, people don't act like gang members, except for HS wiggers
>Nothing to do when not at school or at work
>Don't talk to anyone in person besides close friends occasionally
>Have online friends and speak to them constantly
>Can't get rid of the existential crisis I've fallen into
>can't stop talking to myself when I'm alone
What the fuck am I having and how do I get rid of it
Son you need to do some empathy if you wanna make friends just put yourself in their position and imagine what would be fun things to do togetor
>>34950015
What do you exactly mean? I'm having a hard time trying to understand...Empathy?
>>34950177
yes you stupid faggot, put urself in others shoos
>actually got a gf
>now I don't know what to do with my life
Any advice?
>>34949279
Keep going anon, keep going
Oregano
>>34949279
sex
other than that, i dunno
>>34949279
buy her food
im gnna cummmm
>>34948792
HYAAAAAAAA EUGHGGGGH
uUUuUUNNNNGGGHHHH
Ufff
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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*inhales*
*exhales*
phew
:)
;)
>>34948792
I should have put this in /s4s/, actually.
Well today I went and got my dressing redone but it was pretty messy and it peeled off so I had to make it, i disinfected the wounds,I cut some guaze and some tape to keep a new one in place, all by myself. I then added a bunch of plasters and called it a day, this should last me the weekend
On other notes my lips have swelled to the point of some coked up Russian bimbo
Hopefully it was return when I return to college, I reckon I'll look sorta fine once my stitching has dissolved
Pic related me before the stitching
Two-ish days after stitching
Modern medicine is wonderful
Fucking girls pay top dollar to have lips like this
Still having trouble eating food
But these coco and vanilla balls are perfect for my yogurt
bump
origigigigigignal
This breed of chicken is called Silkie. Their skin and bones are black.
>>34948601
I used to have silkie chickens as pets when I was younger. Had them from birth up until I was a teenager.
I miss them. They act like dogs. They can even do tricks.
Silkie vs non-selkie
>>34948665
NOOOOOO
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT SILKIES
THEY'RE PETS
I honestly don't know if I am supposed to be doing it one way or another. Also, are there better things to wipe with than toilet paper?
I never wipe.
origimnal
>>34948300
From my understanding, the normie way is to wipe while sitting. I have tried it, and while it does allow for more efficient cleansing of the rear region, I feel more comfortable standing up to do so.
I tried using Clorox Wipes but it was a disaster
>"Check out this rap song bro it's fire af"
>"The lyrics on this track are FIERCE"
>"His rapping is REVOLUTIONARY"
>"Lil Yung Weezy McChicken does it again!"
>Listen to song
>No idea what artist is saying
Am I the only one?
Feels like I'm missing something.
>>34960584
Normies are stupid. Nothing new.
>>34960584
normies are retarded, their opinions mean nothing
this is a hit song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ProbPpO_8oo
Is it just me or is it the new cool thing in normgroid hiphop to just mumble and grunt lyrics incomprehensibly?
>kind of want nintendo switch
>nintendo makes barely any of them
>they all get snatched up immediately by scalpers
>the only way to get one before 2018 is to pay 2x the price to a shady scalper on ebay
fuck this shit, I just want to play video games
Should have pre-ordered one as soon as they announced them like me.
2018 does seem extreme tho.
>>34960467
I tried, but the preorders were sold out within an hour and by the time I drove to a store they were sold out there too
I say 2018 because I really really wanted a wii when they came out, but it took until january 2008 for the stores around me to have them in stock consistently
by that time, everyone was sick of it and the good games were played to death with spoilers everywhere
people just kept buying them and scalping them online because nintendo refuses to make enough
Funny you mention this OP, I just paid off my switch yesterday!
:-D
Got the Switch, Pro Controller, and Zelda: BOTW all paid off! So do two of my other friends. On launch night we're gonna take adderall and stay up all night playing Zelda, doing a podcast, and whatever the hell else we want.
Last /eye/ thread got archived. Soo, Post a pic of your iris/eyes.
>To get best quality take it outside if its daylight or by a lightsource.
Lets see the windows to your soul , anon.
>>34960372
It's shitty and brown leave me alone
WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
anyway rate my iris you fucking normie
Why are you shits always posting /soc/ garbage here?
anyboy wan com ober n pley? im du crass werds but wi can plya gaems if u want
>>34960126
HOW ABOUT JENGA.
LOSER BUYS THE OTHER ONE A HUSKY.
BE WARNED I AM REALLY GOOD AT JENGA.
>>34960144
i cand pley genga bcuz i gid to scard wen dey fal dawn
>>34960166
Snakes and Ladders?
What are things normies will never understand ?
>>34960055
Agonizing loneliness. :^)
fapping to cartoons -_-
>>34960055
Alienation, not feeling any kinship with your own species.
Listen you stupid fat fucks, get off your miserable ass and get on a treadmill. You pathetic, insipid pieces of excrement, you are the most pathetic people alive
I'm trying to swing left politically but there's so much bullshit to wade through and acceptance of you human garbage is one of the mires I have to deal with. Fuck off, you cretins.
>>34959998
I'm gonna take a nap instead.
It's cold outside. Maybe tomorrow.
LISTEN OP STOP BEING FUCKING RUDE TO ROBOTS YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING OUT OF IT AND NEITHER DO THEY.
INFACT YOU KNOW WHAT OP I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU. YOU'RE GONNA BUY ME A FUCKING HUSKY RIGHT NOW YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT OR I'M GONNA SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOORSTOP EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU BUY ME ONE!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!