Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9605. page

BECAUSE I'M AN EMOTIONAL FUCKING WRECK AND HAVE FAR TOO MUCH SHIT I NEED TO SORT OUT BEFORE I EVEN CONSIDER LOVING SOMEONE ELSE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF SELF LOATHING AND FIND SOCIAL SITUATIONS TO BE EXHAUSTING

>"too much money lol"

File: febreeze.jpg (123KB, 639x607px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 639x607px

>>34956365
My dad just gave me this shit today. He told me
>anon, if you had a girlfriend maybe you'd get out of bed early every morning
>maybe you'd fall asleep at a decent hour every night
>maybe you'd stop looking so mopey all the time
>maybe you'd have some fucking emotions for once

I didn't have the heart to tell him I've been trying but failing for a while now. Told him I wanted to focus on my schoolwork and get a nice job before going after girls.

I dunno it's probably the aspergers that makes me socially deficient to the point normies are disgusted by my presence. A lack of confidence and my need to "just blend in" from years of relentless bullying and social misunderstandings.
I just try to survive the social minefield everyday while keeping as many limbs intact as I can. I can only truly relax when I'm alone.

No fuck you I wont

>>34956348
Original compared to what?

Petch

>>34956308
hugging trees had this effect on me

>>34956390
Well technically trees are alive

I wonder if plants feel

>>34956413
Christ, I hope not after the many I've slaughtered.

>>34956250
>try to make friends in class
>always end up wanting to do stuff by myself
guess I'm just that way

>>34956430
Well, being quiet is good but talking to people is alright too.

There are benefits to silence though. Less people bother me.

Having witnessed normies do this a few times, talk about somebody who is still within earshot, I think it's their way of alerting you to your behaviour so you can change it (or to make you feel bad, depending on what it is - I used to get "anon is such a fucking freak, look at him over there"). I would say they are suggesting you be a little more confident and approach others.

File: demoted.gif (2MB, 200x118px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 200x118px

>>34956231
If you fail you can take it again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Don't ask instructor, "how do I work this?" or "where is that large automobile". Automatic disqual tbhdesu

>>34956231
good luck bro
if brit then just try to be as SAFE as possible
take the piss with how SAFE you drive

also check up on the driver questions bit (tire tread, demister controls etc)

if you're a

File: triggered.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

I am terrified of my own mortality

>>34956194
And not getting a husky, right?

I'm afraid of pain

>>34956169
It's gonna happen anyway, why should yo afraid?
If you knew after death you'll reborn as another person, would you slow down or speed up your current life?

Only J-Pop

>>34956100
Weebs must die. Autists

>>34956100
What's a jpop

>>34956076
>Are hookers worth it?
No
>Where can i find them in Scotland?
Your parents bedroom, i'm sure there is one there.

>>34956089
Ok so can you explain why ?

I stay alone

>>34956095
You will regret it afterwards. Sex isn't going to solve your problems and a hooker won't help at all. All it will give you is a sense of regret afterwards because it was a hooker and that's the only way you could get laid. Ruins your self esteem even more.

Okay fine, we'll take the qt grils but rest are out

>>34956018
I don't
originalyly

>>34956018
and she is 13... you dirty sad fucking pedo cunt

File: wan.png (496KB, 484x470px) Image search: [Google]

496KB, 484x470px

Maybe you should have bought me the husky then you stupid whore

File: ashley-greene-amazing-tyler-shields-photoshoot-28.jpg (41KB, 760x506px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 760x506px

ANON PLEASE HELP ME

*rescue her*
>anon what are you doing? i love Chad you are such an asshole

I found the media's fixation on his virginity to be quite ironic. You would think that they would want to downplay the significance of losing virginity given Elliot's motives, but instead they reinforce it with virgin shaming.

>>34955970
>What he did was understandable, even sympathize with him being a 26 yr old forever alone socially awkward virgin myself.

>They didn't get it at all obviously being successful normies

I'm a chad and I sympathise with him, but I get your point about 99% of normies not having a clue about him. He was quite a strong character in many ways. He had nothing to live for, but instead of just taking his horrible life laying down, he did something drastic.

>>34955970
"Fucking Normies reeeeeeeeee"
Guns them down*

>>34955894
What's a sub?

File: 1487328898806.jpg (102KB, 500x447px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 500x447px

>>34955922
subtitles I imagine

>>34955894
>tfw too intelligent to be ironic

The subs are in English. Try to read with your eyes and not subvocalize like a retard.

>>34955862
anyone ever had a poo and a wank at the same time?

just been told that my work is shutting down in five weeks WHAT THE FUKC I NEED THAT MONEY

>also really lovin it because it means a neet job search life for at least two weeks

>>34955910
No but Ive had a wank with a willy inside my bum LOL.

Why not plant some fruit trees of your own?

>>34955802
>was born on a tropicalish island
not that great

>>34955845

is it bermuda

File: 1474350263592.gif (2MB, 395x313px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 395x313px

>>34955778

>get a message on my phone after 6 months
>OH BOI SOMEONE WANTS TO TAL---
>Massive fire warning, please don't light fires anon
>mfw
>my soul when

>>34955804
light a fire and firemen will come to you

File: 1486211787148.jpg (247KB, 714x739px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 714x739px

>>34955778
same here anon.
>phone beeps for message
>feel panicky
>it's just the pet store saying they have a sale on
>relief
>then sadness realizing I haven't had a message from a real person in recent memory