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Name a more robot approved eating establishment than Chuck E Cheese.
Literally impossible
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Subway has QUALIFIED SANDWICH ARTISTS tho.
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>>34958206
el pollo loco
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I mean, they literally have robots so
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>girl I had big crush on is coming out as trans
>Still no response or notice from "him" after months
What the fuck
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>>34958190
I'm coming out as trans too hopefully I will look qt. then maybe we can go out.
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>>34958190
I talked to a trans online and now I'm worried if she stops taking those meds I'll be a gay
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>>34958207
She's F to M... After weeks this has fucked with my mind
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Why do liberal, tolerant women virgin shame so much?
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>>34958101
Because they don't have any actual arguments
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>>34958101
Ad hominem is always easier than enaging in constructive debate.
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>>34958101
Because it's shameful to be a male virgin. It means no girl has judged you worthy to fuck her pussy
I am 23 yo khv. I am in 4th grade at university. I havent speak with anyone yet in my university. I live in 5th Avenue of my country. It is the street where all the international brands have their shopping places to sell rich people their shit. I live with my family. I am not super rich but our family income is above average of my country.
I have no friends to call. It's a sunny saturday. I went to the street. It was full of people having fun. I think maybe i can talk with a girl to have coffe. I saw a girl who stared at me. But i couldnt talk with her. I couldnt walk to her and say hi. It isnt just about girls, there were guys playing football i wanted to join them but i couldnt.
I am spending all of my time in front of my computer. Shit i have nobody to say hi. There were months i didnt talk with anyone.
What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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>>34957919
4th grade or 4th year? what the hell they teach you at this school lel
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>>34957938
4th year i suppose. I think both of them are the same thing. I am studying political science.
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Why don't you find a website that's in your language? I fucking hate foreigners.
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>be at mcdonalds
>qt at counter smiles at me and touches my hand when I take the receipt
Wassup /r9k/, Chad here AMA
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>>34957882
Here ask me anything
Ignore OP.
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>>34957882
>go to taco bell an hour before closing
>order a large drink, nothing else
>start counting out change
>girl hands me a cup and says
"just take it"
Well hello there my fellow Chad.
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>>34958002
I had this happen to me at mcdonalds once over a mcdouble at like 11pm
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>post a lot of anime girls
>don't even watch anime
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>>don't even watch anime
REEEEEEEEEEEEE why are you even here, normo?
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>fap to Jerk off instructional video
>don't follow a single instruction
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>>34957875
fuck off my board normie bitch
>tfw havent fapped in 10 days
>have tons of porn to watch
>but too lazy to get around to doing it
will prolly jizz like 10 feet across the room once i do finally fap tho and it will feel incredible
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>>34957779
Showed laifjs
X ieisnxbasm
C fox
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>>34957779
How hard can it possibly be just to open the damn file and unzip your pants
You got issues OP, serious issues
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>>34957813
Intelligent post you uneducated shithead, did your cat type it or something?
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>gave myself a facial again
>look in mirror
>cum dripping from my chin
>look my self in the eye
>what have you become
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>>34957777
At least you got quads. Now stop being a faggot.
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>>34957777
my sides, you faggot
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tbqh id suck my own dick and cum in my mouth if i could
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>yfw when some KHHV claims that women "don't enjoy sex"
Honestly one of the most omega things a man can say.
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>>34957589
your mother certainly enjoys it when i stick it in her pooper
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>>34957589
they don't enjoy sex with him, so technically he's right
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>>34957589
if you care about making women feel good you are a low test faggot and the definition of a beta
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WHAT DO. today after all my classes were over I did my routine fap,and well I really didn't get anything out of
It,it didn't feel good or anything,It wasn't very fun. What does this mean??
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>What does this mean??
You masturbate too much.
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>>34957567
Damn dude, take a break for a week or something
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>>34957567
you weren't focused
de-stress, listen to music next time, or take a break
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>almost 8am
>have my morning fap
>am already drinking
>will be completely smashed before 10am
Is there anything better than drinking and masturbating whenever you feel like?
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>Is there anything better than drinking and masturbating whenever you feel like?
Yes. Actually having a life.
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Yes, having a fully functional and productive life
But, since i'm not having that i'll stick with binging on masturbation
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>>34957456
I went for a 22km run before breakfast today, that was pretty good.
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>walking to class on campus with headphones in like usual
>listening to the Beatles
>suddenly ipod dies
>welp, guess I'll just have to walk without music this time
>take off headphones
>overhear a bunch of dudes talking
>"eeyyy brah fukin cray party last niight brah fuckin fuk fuk shit brah fuk"
>"fukin i was fukin jessica's fukin PUSSY brah fukin in her fukin PUSS PUSS fukin fuk shit brah bruh fukin that fukin pussy in her fukin pussy"
>"the fukin WEED breh fukin WEED"
>"fukin anal fukin inside of chelsea's ASSHOLE the fukin in her fukin shit chute fukin my dick fukin wrapped in her fukin shit hole i fukin took a sniff fukin fukn that shit"
>"the fukin WEED"
>"PUSSY!"
Jesus Christ I will never leave my dorm without a fully charged ipod again.
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I love how normies consider us retarded when they can't even speak their first language right.
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Kek, the weed must've fried their fucking brains. Too much pussy also must've reduced their rational thought to nothingness.
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>>34957465
Stop falling for fake greentext and your retard level drops sharply.
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>Go in your bedroom
>See this
What's next?
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>>34957316
YO SENPAI IS THAT A GLOCK
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>>34957330
That's a famas you dumbass
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>>34957352
>its a famas
>get message from old friend from school
>it's about some sort of online business
anyways, he's holding some sort of event for his idea, should I go there since I've got nothing to do
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>>34957255
no, he wants your money
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>>34957255
Same thing happened to me once, when I got to his place he had some guy there trying to talk me into joining a pyramid game, but hey, you can always check it out.
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>>34957255
Let's be honest OP, if his idea was really that good, he wouldn't begging his friends for money
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I've been cursed by the evil dogger image macro, but the thread closed before I could reply "go away evil dogger"
What's going to happen to me?
what do I do bros? Fuck.
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>>34957214
Oh... I will miss you, OP. You will not be forgotten.
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>>34957338
What the fuck do you mean you'll miss me?!
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME!??!
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>>34957405
Dickrot is one of the symptoms