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>>34959712
What's the name for this meme anyway?

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Start buying huskies.

>>34959749
le church burning murderer

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>>34959695
>tfw canned lima beans for dinner
>tfw minimum wage is not a living wage

I live in Brazil, anon.

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Don't worry guys, I found the solution.

http://www.businessinsider.com/quotes-i-think-will-change-your-outlook-on-money-2016-6

No need to thank me, I am glad to help.

You're asking for someone to please help you so at least I won't ignore this post.

Whining to people about how depressed you are and how much you hate yourself will make them dislike you. There's no benefit to doing it either. You'll just look like an idiot and lose all your friends for no reason.

Stop being so emo and melodramatic.

Try this board >>>/adv/ instead

are you on any drugs because you sound a little loopy desu

no offense

yes. I'm currently thinking about taking my father's gun and shooting myself in the head. should I do it?

Yup, I try to sleep as much as I can to take up the day. I really wish I stopped existing.

>>34959632
>no hobbies
Yee. I blame my parents for that.
>passions
I'm passionate how my college major, but it remains to be seen whether it'll work out or not.
>interested in anything at all
See first point. I think I'd develop something resembling a personality once I move out.
>not even life itself
I don't want to die. Yet.

>>34959567
Can men ever be themselves? All humans struggle with the fear of being who they really are versus what they believe they should be. There are those men and women who are free being themselves. They're hard to find. They exist.

>>34959567
>"I'm an otaku XD"

>>34960805
I'm not like those other fangirls XD I like JoJo and Terraformars XDDDD

if you want neon shit
>Suspiria
>Nightcrawler
>Fallen Angels
>John Wick
>Enter the Void

>>34959515
LITERALLY ANYTHING BY MICHAEL MANN

Seriously, Mann's a God of nightlifecore

>>34959515
Sicario.

organic cheese

>>34959458
This tbqh. The idea that I'm getting off to the brainchild of some smelly autistic nip that lives in a basement in the suburbs of Tokyo is downright disgusting

>fapping to surface level shit hentai
There's your problem

>>34959458
I'm sorry to hear about your homosexuality

what's the lower chart for?

>psychosis
>chronic disability

what? this is inherent with age?

>>34959398
I think that just means your brain won't suffer major changes. If you're not totally retarded you can still learn a lot of things and become good at things you're not totally shit at

what a stupid meme

it's never too late to learn new skills. I have heard a quote saying "every artist makes his most important works of art between 30-55"

>>34959309
Nationalism Socialism is different from Marxist socialism you dumb kike

>>34959400
Same shit different toiIet

>>34959433
You are a clueless idiot.

If you lived in Nazi Germany and said you were a Marxist you would get killed and rightly so.

>>34959216

You should go to Syria.

>>34959216
Hope you have some skills, it's doubtful any first world country would take you in otherwise.

>>34959216
Define "American"

Are you white, black, hispanic, indian, native american, asian, etc?

Because depending on your skin color, you could be living like a king in sweden or germany.

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>>34959195
just a guy tryna get by mayne

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>>34959214
this

orignsjefjkwrefk

>>34959195
My girlfriend and I took a heroic dose of mushrooms the other night and we were both thinking the same thing:

>"Am I God?"

>>34959178

A black lives matter documentary would scare me.

>renting a movie
lol

>renting a movie
May I borrow a time machine? I need to stop by 2012 and buy some dirt cheap Nokia stocks

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I'M NOT LEAVING!!!!!!

UNTIL

I

GET

MY

HUSKY!!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34959202
wtf is a rusky?

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>>34959381

Rusky? What?

>>34959158
>current year
>not killing yourself
Dumb autist

bumperino faggerinos

>>34959158
He's a fucking millionaire cold-blooded martial artist expert marksman 10/10 Chad.

Literally Batman minus the suit and gadgets.

R9kers are bullys.

The many worlds interpretation is simply a hypothesis.

Even if it were true, the "other mes" wouldn't really be me. They would have different genetics (even the environments you encounter in your life alter your genetic makeup and how your genetic variants express themselves) and different conditioning, ergo they'd be different people.

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>>34959132
>There are 0 timelines where you're a cute loli, because you wouldn't be you.
>The timelines you're a Chad in are when you are you