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If you don't change you're only going to get fatter, so better to turn toward fitness now than later

eat less, then you'll be just skinny
there's no effort in doing less

>>34962639
but I've been at the same weight for a couple of years now

I used to be obese, like 260, then I dropped all the way down to 175 and I've stayed there for a couple years now

they think we're cool and they want to be our friends

>>34962633
They should be shot.

>>34962643

then who would further the human race? because it wouldn't be you guys.

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Does crying for a husky for 6 hours a day count as a hobby?

feeling bad about myself

>>34962494
Use 4chan

cut off her pony tail with scissors
dubs and you FUCKING DO IT

Boil some eggs. Make her eat all the eggs.

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>>34962408
She is a good girl, no fucking way she doesnt deserve it

>>34962272
Seeking sexual partnership for the sake of the act itself.

No. Yes.

>>34962303
but you h ave to admit that the existence of a virgin whore is rather theoretically in our culture.

>>34962272
>>34962303
Pretty much this, if you fuck because you genuinely have romantic feelings for the person, all is well. If you fuck just to fuck your a whore, that goes for both genders in my book. Screwing for the sake of it is a weakness in character, showing a lack of restraint, and self control.

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*unsheathes small, hard, slightly curved benis*

Must have been talking about my Thunderhook.

>>34962251
shameless self original bump

>>34962251
That's a nice looking cock btw.

Whats the point of the oceans lads, its fucking stupid, drain all the oceans.

>>34962242
GLOB'D

>>34962352
BASS'D

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I was friends with my girlfriend for a year and a half before she became my girlfriend

>>34962142
How did you get out friendzone, anon?

>>34962114
iktf man. Decided to evolve from a robot to a cyborg after 22 years, asked a girl I work with to dinner three times, bought her flowers for Valentine's Day, the whole nine yards. Then on the fourth date she says she didn't realize I was romantically interested, and she just wants to be friends.

I think I'll give it another 22 years before I go through that humiliation again.

>>34962109
I think it's normal.
Even when horny, I can't get a hard boner if I'm drunk.

>>34962109
After a little more of a 5th is when I cant cum, I'll stay hard but no cummies unless I do super lewd things

type of alcohol matters.
whiskey dick is the worst, I can never fap nights I drink (which is like 5 days of the week) cause whiskey is my favourite.

>>34962036

Don't message her, it will pass.

>>34962036
remove the obstacles from your path of self-improvement. Memoranda of your oneitis broke your combo, so rid you living space of them so it won't happen again.

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Is she Will Hunting?

Oh yeah, I just love giving away my money for free after working 40 hours every week.

>>34961899
Tfw no spudro gf

How do we stop the findom problem?

None of them asshole

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>>34961885
did someone say Vektor?

Sacred Tapestry is pretty comfy

I talked to a girl for an hour once.

2nd place 1997 high school fancy dress competition

>>34961855
leaving school with good grades
or
learning how to compose music

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>>34961757
The one on the left. She's an individual. She doesn't rely on the man for comfort. She's not going to cheat.

>>34961757
left one. even though i dont dislike vaping (or like it to be honest) I dislike the phrasing of her answer.

>>34961757
The one on the right for obvious reasons.

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>>34961733
My female best friend and crush from high school is having some trouble with her boyfriend and considering to move back to her parents again
Since we graduated we stayed in contact but during the last 2 weeks she texted me more frequently and always mentioning the struggles she is going through
She calls me a good listener and such and also told me that she may start to study at the same college as me for next semester
I don't want that she breaks up with her bf because i want her to be happy but at the same time i'm confused about her behaviour in the last time
I dont't know how the things will turn out

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>last time I went out was 2 weeks ago, to get new glasses
>before that it was early december for my mothers birthday
>have to go out in 1 and a half hours to pick up said glasses
>haven't slept in 24 hours because I have to go inside a fucking mall to get them and when I lie in bed I just worry over that and can't sleep
>gonna look like shit, feel like shit, talk to people, get my glasses fitted with my eyes bloodshot to fuck
>was meant to get them yesterday but decided I just didn't want to so avoided it, might even have to explain that too

I am simply looking forward to getting through all this and sleeping when I get home. That is my only driving force at the moment.

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that she exists yet my world is so shit