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If you are a short & ugly man, the hardest thing you will ever try to do in your life to do is have sex with a slim 5+/10 woman.

Prove me wrong.
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being a tall and manly mtf transsexual would suck pretty hard
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Probably not as hard as trying to reach the top shelf without a stepladder.
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>>34961729

Yeah, just being a tranny would suck.
But hey all you have to do is not be mentally ill.

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I don't know what to do, this is the 2nd time my boyfriend cheated on me, and I don't know if im strong enough to leave him. We're a gay couple, and i've always been the 'girl' of the relationship. He's so charming that I'm scared he's gonna convince me to stay again. What should I do?
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Do what he's doing- pretend to be together while cheating.
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>>34961555
fuckingg fagggot
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The idea of cheating doesn't apply in quite the same way with gay couples because there's no possibility of pregnancy so I'm not quite sure how to approach it.

My opinion has always been, that if you want to be a couple then be a couple. If you want to be with other people then be with other people. Right? If he wants to be finished with the relationship that's fine, but you can't be a couple AND be with other people. At least not normally. I don't know if that applies to fags.

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Anybody have any experience with ingrown toenails? I think I fucked my toe up even worse trying to fix it
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>>34961478
Go to the the doctor...
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Exacto knife the shit out of the edges and pull up on your nail a little. Place some cotton underneath to keep it raised while you sleep.
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>>34961483
I would if I had health insurance

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>Milo isn't our gu-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDLflyQ8TA
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He's a coalburning faggot kike who pretends to be a conservative for money
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>>34961095
I think him being a coalburner is a lie. I think he says it to fuck with SJW's. Pic related is his boyfriend.
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Milo's just a professional troll
he's good for breaking down the dogma around a lot of liberal ideologies but he's not very good at building things up

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be honest /r9k/, how many girls have you slept with ?
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>>34960925
>be honest /r9k/, how many girls have you slept with ?
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t. 24 khv
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You got to be fucked in the head to ask this question on this board. Fuck off and die.
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0.0 (approx.)

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>confidence is the key!
>make her laugh!
>take good care of yourself!
>personal hygine is essential!
LMAO THIS IS TRULY AMAZING. I WISH SOME REPUTABLE SCIENTIFIC BODY DID AND INDEPTH RESEARCH ON THE MANLET AND GYMCEL COPING MECHANISMS, THE MENTAL GYMNASTICS RESULTING FROM BLATANT DENIAL OF REALITY ARE SURELY A SIGN OF SOME FASCINATING PSYCHOLOGICAL PHENOMENON.

FACE IT, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO DO, NO MATTER HOW YOU REASSURE YOURSELF IT ALWAYS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL COME TO

H+F+F = G

HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME
=
GENETICS

WOMEN WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE SUPERIOR GENETICS. ITS WHAT PROPELLED US AS A SPECIES. ITS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AT ITS FINEST. YOU MAY SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS AT THE GYM, YOU MAY SPEND HALF OF YOUR INCOME ON PERSONAL CARE PRODUCTS, YOU MAY AUTISTICALLY TRY TO REPLICATE THE PATTERS OF SUCCESSFUL INDIVIDUALS - ON THE BASIC, PRIMAL LEVEL WOMEN WILL ALWAYS OPT FOR THE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR MALE. EVEN AFTER YOU'VE PUT IMMESUABLE EFFORT AND MANAGED TO GET SOME 5.2/10 TO LET YOU PAY FOR HER DINNER DEEP DOWN YOU WILL KNOW SHE'D MUCH RATHER LET CHAD FUCK HER IN THE BATHROOM AND LEAVE AFTER CUMING ON HER FACE THAN SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE WITH YOU
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This is true

I have close set eyes with a negative orbital vector and a negative canthal tilt on both eyes, and I look like shit

I can't even change it with surgery. Eyes are the most important part of the face and I struck out, there
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>>34960568
same goes for women..so cool your autism .
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>>34960568
Is right a lizard person?

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Hey anon, let's both go on a diet, what do?
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Well, she's not out of shape so she is sending a message.
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Punch the skeleton bitch in the face and run away.
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>>34960488
>You call that running?

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Calories count thread
It's 11:30AM and I've already eaten 5000 calories
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>>34960118
stop anon its only 7k above your maintenance to gain 1 kg
180 so far for me, but eating pizza tonight
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>>34960118
how many calories are in a hot pocket?

that many.
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My calories are innumerable.

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I've failed college twice now and I've been told to either get a job and start contributing to paying the rent or to go away and basically be homeless.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS GET NEETBUX? I DON'T WANT TO BE A WAGEKEK SLAVING AWAY FOR MINIMUM WAGE FOR MR. SHEKELSTEINS CLEANING COMPANY. HOW DO I GET NEETBUX? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Where are you from OP? What country?
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>>34959893
I'm a britbong, I don't think it's easy to get NEETBUX here, especially with the current government.
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>>34959882
Either inheritance or disability....about it bub
..or you could invent something and get raped selling your idea,

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> its ok anon
how do you react?
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>i will never rest my head on a girls boobs
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i'm not a child anymore so i don't fantasize about this bullshit
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I think girlfriends are overrated but I never had one so who knows

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>having weird irl fantasies about your online friends again
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>tfw friend is losing interest in you
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>tfw literally cannot stop fapping while talking to my friend on discord
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>tfw having fantasies about having friends

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>Uhh anon, you don't seriously support that fascist Trump right?
>Come bash the fash with us anon?
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>>34958846
I don't think any of you know what fascism is.
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I have fantasies about starting some brownshirt esque movement. All would be physically fit, required to be at least 5'9, etc. etc, and rallying at antifa/leftist events

god it makes me hard
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>>34958846
I'd fuck the girl on the left.

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Anyone want to join a realm I started for some comfy time? Post your username below so i can whitelist you
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>>34958620
kinsbeern
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>>34958686
>kinsbeern
invite sent, hope to see you soon!
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>>34958696
k ill bump
Originaldo

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Where the trap tread at robots?!?!
post cute traps
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>>34958129
I wish someone would convince me to transition.
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flat chested traps are bae
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some cum shots on a trap

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Pics that describe how you feel
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>tfw you are stuck in an infinite loop of misery
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>tfw you want to die spectacularly
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>tfw you wish you could sleep all day just so you don't have to feel, but you're too afraid to permanently put yourself at rest

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