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a self sabotaging way of thinking because society never was good to me

>>34963316
I spend most of my life sitting and have the genes of a sickly skeleton.

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What's your excuse for not having a cart like this?

And you come crawling to us like the degenerate you are.

>>34963170
I sucked a man off from Grindr in a Mcdonalds bathroom

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>tfw no wan wan who's blind but with googly eyes

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take the $5 and give it to anzu for a hug

Ask for a tenner

>5 years ago
She is old and not cute anymore

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>>34963124
Is this the running gag on /r9k/?

>>34963168
its not a joke, if i had normal hair i wouldn't have low self esteem leading to anxiety leading to depression leading to suicidal thoughts leading to schizoid personality disorder.

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>>34963124
Go a step further, blame fate. It's not like we have free-will.

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>>34963064
nigger 5 standing by

>>34963193
Nigger 6 standing by

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>>34963193
Nigger 4 standing by.

>>34963062
You're likely boring and/or unattractive. You need to be honest with yourself and think about this. The only way to improve your luck with women is to identify your imperfections and work on them.

>>34963147
not OP. I'm both, but I'm aware of that

Roasties will rather be with an abusive alcoholic Chad bf than with an unattractive guy.

They'd rather be killed, trying to procreate with a Chad than have your children.

>>34963010
ikt feel...
Im about to graduate with no friends to speak of, let alone gotten laid

>>34963010
by being whores

I'm not joking. just show interested in someone you know

>>34963010
>How the fuck do people in college get laid or have friends? Even the really autistic guys seem to manage to do both

really autistic guy here
I manage neither

>>34962759
who was best waifu

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That's no spoon.

>>34962833
good work, anonymoose.

>>34962735
Hi, anon! How are you? Don't you have anyone to talk to?

>>34962766
I'm not doing so great, I think I'm getting sick, and no, I really don't have anyone to talk to :(

>>34962766
And how are you doing? :)

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>>cont

>Conversation is now a huge "shipping" theory on the old folks in the classroom.
>"I always believed Y liked you, anon" She says at a point.
>"I don't think any girl liked me X." I say, with that 'Don't worry I'm ironic, I'm not really sad' giggle.
>She looks down, and snorts: "That's not true anon. Don't say that."
>"Eh, I just wasn't the most popular guy around, you know? Girls usually don't like people like me" I Say
>I remember her how she, one time, refused another loser of my class
>She says that it wasn't the same, and keeps going on how I was the guy who "didn't looked much like a loser but more like a loner, someone who doesn't enjoy others"
>"Well, then if I had asked you out at the time, You would have accepted?"
>She takes a moment to anwer then nods "Yeah, I Liked you alot, you know? Everybody knew that"
>I almost choke on coffie. I can't believe it.
>"Really?" I ask As i feel like a retard to never had actually tried.
>"Yeah dude..."
>I Start to feel really fucking bad.
>"I feel so stupid..." I say out loud
>If I sperg out now, I'll sperg out forever, I tell to myself. I gather all my strenght: "I even had the biggest crush on you"
>The air freezes. Seconds pass. Silence is fucking horrible.
>"Well... I suppose It's kinda too late now" I say to Put a patch to the silence.
>She is still silent.

>>34962287
i want to feel more. contineue.

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/Finally the end/

>Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
>Feel the spaghetti Trying to fly out of my pockets
>"It's... It's too late only if you believe it to be anon." She says.
>Help me
>Push all the strenght of my brain to the excess: "I... No... I don't really... I don't really believe it." The most faint and stuttering "I like you" comes out of my mouth as I blush madly.
>She is blushing too: "I like you too anon."
>I Want to scream, Flashes of how my life sucks are lifted, I think about all the horrible things I did in this years of lonleyness, /r9k/, the weird fetishes, Everything vanishes from my mind in a second, Like it doesn't matter anymore.
>She moves her chair a little bit closer to the side of the round table.
>I do the same.
>Hand holding starts.
>Her hand is so soft and delicate. I am the happiest dude around.
>I Lean a little bit closer.
>She does the same thing.
>We're going for a fucking kiss.
>At this point I've accepted that I'm not chad the conquirer of hearts. I did it, the memes were true, we re all going to make it.
>Our lips touch one another.
>"This is to good to be true"

>I open my eyes.
>I'm in my bed, in my bedroom.
>I'm still confused, everything is still real for me.
>Then I realize it was all a dream.
>This greentext is a big disappointment. But not as big as the disappointment I've experienced.
>Another little part of me died this morning.

>>34962211
>I like partying haha

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>>34962211
similar one:
>multiple layers of irony

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>Kinkster

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26yo NEET, KHV, no hopes no motivation no goals no nothing.
at least I get neet bux, though I wish I went straight into a trade after dropping out.

>>34962062
Should've never enrolled DESU I didn't do shit

>>34962094
what would you have done differently?

origytre

>>34962018
Well I don't think you could be considered gay before because you honestly didn't know it was a guy, that's assuming the trap passed and looked/sounded like a female. But now that it's happened you're definitely gay, you've had your dick in a guy's mouth.

if they looked like that though I'd let them blow me and return the favor so I guess I'd be a fag too

>>34962018
No liking traps is not gay. If you were gay you would be fapling to men or Buck Angel who is a male (female). If you don't know its a trap it doesnt matter right?

>>34962018
Well if you sucked on her boiclit it makes younslightly BI, but we are attracted to the feminine traps not masculine men. EX is a doctor gay for giving a prostate exam? Nope and neither is fucking a traps pussy.

>>34961945
Cash at your orbiters house how bout dat

>>34961976

Leave with your normie memes.

>try to say NO! in a fit of confidence.
>look into her eyes
>our gazes lock
>feel pain
>turn head first to the right
>turn it up, in a vain attempt at regaining confidence
>turn it down in defeat.

Yes Stacy. Be my guest...

>>34961878
They want to spread their AIDS to your asshole so you can become an AIDS zombie like them

>>34961878

This is exactly why gays cannot be robots.
Gays are massive sluts and have it easy to get laid. Especially in western countries.

>>34961878
Can we have a pic related, OP?
pls?