I don't cook meat much and I have family coming over.
Would you eat this chicken sandwich?
I would call that more of a Chicken-Bacon Burger
or an abomination
Nigger you burnt that shit so bad that I thought it was a beef patty.
Bake that shit instead of pan-frying it.
>>34974711
wtf in the middle of the burger? Left over bun?
>be me
>easy 8/10 (pic related)
>chicks always checking me out
>not a virgin
living life as a chad is pretty cool, not gonna lie
Why does your beard look like moss?
>>34974665
looks like it has a perm
>>34974637
You look like a fucking stoner hipster elf, man. A Lord of the Rings elf, though, not a Keebler elf.
Describe your situation in 3 greentexts and anon's tell you how fucked you are:
>22, male
>diagnosed autist, majorly overweight (275lbs)
>college drop-out, no job, $1400 in credit card debt, $0 in checking
>>34974436
>27, male
>Live with folks still, peter pan syndrome to the max
>Massive alcoholism issues, can't grow up, gf is far too good for me
>>34974500
Assuming you don't work I'd say you're beyond repairable
>no friends, don't talk to family, rely on 4chan for my social interaction needs
>Went to therapist who told me I'm fine, insurance won't cover mental health unless I'm mentally unhealthy so I can't go back
>Drove around at 11pm tonight looking for bridges, taking walks on the ones I liked the most
Just one more bad day and I think that will be the last of my bad days
>>34974436
The worst part is the debt honestly. You're fucked on that especially with no fucking job.
>>34974500
>Gf
Already doing better than me.
Pro-tip: you can't. You can't.
>>34974410
Realizing you and everyone you know will die alone and that you have wasted the best years of your life on an imageboard.
>>34974410
Needles. Death.
That's two.
>>34974410
>implying anyone is scared of a parasitic bag that is only driven by emotions
>call yourself a man
>don't even want to have children
What's your excuse?
>>34974364
I'm not suicidal per se, but I don't want to be beholden to permanent anchors that would prevent me from having the ability to end my life when I please.
>calls himself a robot
>isn't even taking hrt yet to become a cute girl
I want children, but they are a huge responsibility. I don't want to spawn more robots in this world.
Any other Navy fags here?
Conventional ET2 here. On leave, ready to kill myself. My family isnt how I remember them.
In DEP right now as a CTT
>>34974883
That is cool dude. Navy is a good path to go down. If I did not join then I would have probably killed myself by now.
The escape from the reality of my family and meaning it gives my life is something Im greatful for.
>>34974940
That's good to hear. That's basically why I joined, to have something meaningful in my life
How do you feel after looking at this particular image?
No, I don't know who that is. Why do you ask?
>>34974085
Who is this? some kind of pre-op transwoman?
What image???
Original
Why are there men who wish to be nothing more than providers for women? How can someone dream of being completely subservient to another person?
>>34973841
are you implying that he wasn't being sarcastic?
>>34973841
pretty sure they have more than one wish and its a two way street mutual exchange
he gives all to her and she gives all to him. it's being in love and having a partnership?
ofc you wouldn't understand a success family
its not being completely subservient, he probably does because he can or wants to very much.
>>34973930
He's saying that he doesn't care if a girl doesn't work hard and study. He'll give her every thing. How is that a partnership?
>Parents called the cops to do a wellness check on me
>>34973822
It's embarrassing, isn't it
>>34973822
Tell me about it
>not even oregano
The cops? What are they gonna do? Fine you for leaving piss bottles around?
Give it to me straight r9k. I have a 2.5 gpa in my senior year of high school, do i have a future concerning colleges?
I'm a high school dropout I don't got any scores. You should get a job anyhow, unlike me who is NEET
>>34973782
No one gives a fuck about your high school grades when you're in college/uni. Just do well in community college and you'll be fine.
t. Honors student in high school and took big boy classes, 24 now, doesn't mean shit
>>34973782
the lower your gpa, the less you will get in scholarship money
community colleges are a good way to cut costs and mask your high school gpa
Hypothetically, how would you feel if you walked into your room and found your sister on your bed smelling your dirty clothes/underwear and masturbating?
>>34973554
I would wonder how she got in my house.
If it was a few years ago, I'd ask her if she wants sum fuk
Do you have a sister? If so, how would you react?
>>34973554
depends my older sisters or my younger half sisters?
>>34973703
Post you reactions to each
>everyone says boipussy is best
>find a trap on Grindr to try boipussy
>stick my dick in, feels gud
>i pull out for a second because he wants to suck my dick
>i look down and there is shit all over my dick
>his butthole starts farting
>i try to wipe it off my dick and i start gagging
>i have to go to the bathroom to throw up but tell him i just need to piss really bad
>go to the bathroom and there is shit on my balls and dick
>vomit several times
>tell him i just can't do it tonight and he should go home
what the fuck? is this normal?
>>>/lgbt/
faganoli
>>34973331
>he fell for the boipussy meme
I remember talking to a gay friend of mine wants about how he cleans his ass out pretty well. He does it in it "healthy way", as he put it, so he wouldnt fuck up his colon, but would end up being clean.
You ended up with a shitty animal I think, sorry.
Ask someone who thinks he doesn't have depression anymore anything!
>>34973328
Did you get this picture from one of my old trans/trap threads?
>>34973398
nah from some comfy thread
>>34973328
How's the girlfriend, Anon?
>Anon, come down! It's time to eat dinner!
>We're having pasta tonight. What do you mean by "tendies", anon?
>>34973044
FEE FI FO FUM I WANT MY TENDIES YOU NORMIE SCUM
TENDIES NOW OR ITS POOPOO TOWN
TENDIES OR DEATH YOU VILE WENCH RREEEEEEEEEEEEE
tendies
thanks
!!!
ITT: we post the top 3 porn sites we browse in order
>dinotube
>xvideos
>xhamster
>>34972920
>porndex
>apetube
>xhamster
>>34972920
Don't visit that first one, Google says it's probably hacked.
Xvideos used to be my go-to but I find they delete full scenes too quickly. Now I most often use Spankbang and Porneq for 3D, Gelbooru for 2D.
>derpibooru
>/trash/
>club-flank