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>normies break their backs to get into a wet hole
>i'm happy with one draw of the needle

lmao get played normies
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DUDE HEROIN LMAO
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>>34964017
DUDE NlGGER LMAO
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We recently had a guy who overdosed and died in a sheetz bathroom, where I live. He was a local celebrity for about a week afterwards. Keep going, Anon. Maybe one day you'll be famous too!

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Have you ever cut someone out of your life preemptively? Like, you get the feeling this person is drifting away, so you decide to end things before they end them.
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ya everyone
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>>34963931

Is it the right thing to do? I've had a lot of people abandon me over the years, so I decided to do it to someone before they got a chance to leave. I got the sense she was drifting, so I decided I'd end it.
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Yea everyone

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>be me
>neet for some years now, admitted defeat and no hope for a gf
>for first time in years phone rings (it's a desk phone)
>it's a sad qt girl voice
>wtf.jpeg
>she says: i can't hear you, are you there?
>wtf.jpeg
>thisisit.jpeg
>yes i'm here, are you ok?
>hangs up
>call center has no return call implementation

why is fate so cruel to us robots?

;_;

this literally just happened no joke ;(
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>>34963903
Don't worry, OP, I think you just finally lost your marbles.
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>>34963965
yeah i was really just thinking what if it was all hallucination and it was just me alone on the phone
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>>34964060

Any history of delusions? Usually with this sort of thing there's an onset of some sort, signs.

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can we talk about drugs dudelams?

I took some c-lam last night. Didn't feel much other than some sluggishness akin to how you feel whilst drunk.

This morning, however, I feel amazing. It's like I've taken a Red Bull infused with dopamine. Tons of energy and tons of happiness. Placebo? Definitely not.

Can anyone explain to me why? Is this just how the drug works - you feel it after a night's rest or something?

Anyways, let's talk about drugs dudes. Mods fuck off.
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I took 60 mgs of methylphenidate xr and have been smoking some shatter.
Drugs are bad tho
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>>34963849
Methiopropamine was the shit
Fapped so much that my dick started bleeding
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smoked some really good weed last night. 4 hours spent laughing without a care in the world- it was a nice distraction from my shitty life.

I've been craving opiates like a little bitch recently. I haven't done anything hard in almost a year. I buy suboxone sometimes bc I'm always able to catch a decent buzz off 1-2mg of bupe. It satisfies the urge, but it still doesn't feel as nice as railing some oxy or heroin..

weed helps with the cravings, though.

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How do you have sex with the same woman for decades?

How do you not get bored after a couple months?
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>>34963811
>try new positions
>keep the romance alive, thus keeping the sexual attraction strong
>communicate openly so both people's sexual needs are known

It's not too hard. Just gotta be mature.
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I don't think it's possible. Sting could only last 7 hours, after all. Not to mention you're going to need regular toilet breaks, etc.
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>>34963811
>How do you have sex with the same woman for decades?
this is all I want in my life

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My mom caught me peeing in the sink today.
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>>34963749
I has a question.
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Why couldn't you just use the piss bottle like a normal person?
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That's why being a wagecuck is better than being a neet. I have my own place and can piss into the sink every time I want, without being caught.

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There's something wrong with being obsessed with Serial Killers?
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>>34963715
Most serial killers are/were obsessed with other serial killers before them.
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Only if you're a woman.
Serial killer fangirls are disgusting
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>>34963865

I guess you can call it a red flag.

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What's the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail?
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Chasing the American dream
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>>34963662
a human chasing its own tail
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>>34963678
This

Or materialist pursuits in general

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Anyone else feel like they've drawn the short straw too many times?

>Born in Russia
>Move to Canada when young
>Everything seems to be going well
>family seems to be moving up
>after moving from apartment to apartment my dad's business booms, gets a really nice expensive house
>lose it all 6 months later, now 10 years old
>have to move to Florida to stay with family because no money
>get raped by various family members, pretty much passed around like a child prostitute
>don't tell parents because i don't want to cause trouble
>after being molested have to go to a school in the ghetto, 99% black people
>before I had a nice school
>literally drifting through existence at this point
>go from being very social to not social at all, shut myself in my room most days
>dad gets back on his feet
>move back to canada
>not really back on his feet, go to a shitty ghetto place in canada now
>dad moves away for business
>now starting highschool
>get acne
>still depressed, grades are terrible, partly because I keep switching school systems, partly because of depression
>mom gets cancer
>mom dies
>literally me and my sisters now
>dad comes back after years
>didn't get into any universities because my grades suck
>still have acne
>crooked and yellow teeth because no braces and never been to a dentist except one time when my dad was rich
>balding

...why?
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>>34963592
so you are not a virgin?!
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>>34963639
i mean it was guys that raped me, does that count?
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>>34963651
Yes it does. Normie get out

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>tfw the thread is filled with poofs
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>>34963583
so is your dad
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>>34963581
Yeah some people are too quick to scream NORMIE. Although the guys posting about their gfs and tinder should probably fuck off.
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Welcome to the jungle /britfeel/

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Who else /listens to normie heartbreak songs even though you can't relate to them/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2LWWORoiM
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Who keeps their Nesquik that close to their computer?
Asking for trouble desu
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>>34963549
People who live on the edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg
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>>34963524
Holy fuck that's a degenerate video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_bf0cW4oU

Only acceptable heartbreak song there is.

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>3 months ago, depressed
>days go by slow as fuck, hate it
>now, i changed meds, no longer depressed, now 100x more productive
>days go by faster than fucking air plane into 9/11
>mfw
it's 2 pm, and i go to bed at 10, so that means i only have fucking 8 hours to study math, do programming, practice drawing, and read some of my book, and maybe also do some biking/cardio.

i woke up at 10 pm...

how the fuck do i slow the day down!? at night i fucking stay awake thinking about the next day and what i want to get done.
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What kind of meds are you on senpai?
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>>34963564
1000mg depakote, 18mg concerta, 50mg zoloft, and although I don't consider it medication, I also try to exercise at least 30 minutes every day. It's really kicked my ass into high gear.
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>>34963564
Meth, he's on meth you ignorant sad cunt.

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It's the "anon tries to write a script" episode
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>tfw you bought a leatherbound journal and attempted to write a story
>the first page you wrote "Based on a true story"

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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>visit stack exchange
>input search terms
>lick something that seems relevant
>copy and paste
>run
>hope for the best

you have now scripted more than 50% of /g/
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>>34963461
can someone explain this pepe to me

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https://youtu.be/gkONHNXGfaM

ANIME ERP BTFO

GODS OF REALITY
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fucking american colleges need to be burned to the ground. ruining our economy and brainwashing the youth with idpol at the same time.
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>>34963653
ucla is truly the best
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Shapiro can be annoying sometimes but he's pretty based when he's debating.

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>tfw I haven't smoked in 3 days

We are all gonna make it, robots, we just need to push ourselves a bit.
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>we just need to push ourselves
Yeah, right off the edge of a ten story car park.
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>>34963418
>We are all gonna make it, robots, we just need to push ourselves a bit.

This is so fucking true
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>>34963448
i beweive in u fwiend

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