>normies break their backs to get into a wet hole
>i'm happy with one draw of the needle
lmao get played normies
DUDE HEROIN LMAO
>>34964017
DUDE NlGGER LMAO
We recently had a guy who overdosed and died in a sheetz bathroom, where I live. He was a local celebrity for about a week afterwards. Keep going, Anon. Maybe one day you'll be famous too!
Have you ever cut someone out of your life preemptively? Like, you get the feeling this person is drifting away, so you decide to end things before they end them.
ya everyone
>>34963931
Is it the right thing to do? I've had a lot of people abandon me over the years, so I decided to do it to someone before they got a chance to leave. I got the sense she was drifting, so I decided I'd end it.
Yea everyone
>be me
>neet for some years now, admitted defeat and no hope for a gf
>for first time in years phone rings (it's a desk phone)
>it's a sad qt girl voice
>wtf.jpeg
>she says: i can't hear you, are you there?
>wtf.jpeg
>thisisit.jpeg
>yes i'm here, are you ok?
>hangs up
>call center has no return call implementation
why is fate so cruel to us robots?
;_;
this literally just happened no joke ;(
>>34963903
Don't worry, OP, I think you just finally lost your marbles.
>>34963965
yeah i was really just thinking what if it was all hallucination and it was just me alone on the phone
>>34964060
Any history of delusions? Usually with this sort of thing there's an onset of some sort, signs.
can we talk about drugs dudelams?
I took some c-lam last night. Didn't feel much other than some sluggishness akin to how you feel whilst drunk.
This morning, however, I feel amazing. It's like I've taken a Red Bull infused with dopamine. Tons of energy and tons of happiness. Placebo? Definitely not.
Can anyone explain to me why? Is this just how the drug works - you feel it after a night's rest or something?
Anyways, let's talk about drugs dudes. Mods fuck off.
I took 60 mgs of methylphenidate xr and have been smoking some shatter.
Drugs are bad tho
>>34963849
Methiopropamine was the shit
Fapped so much that my dick started bleeding
smoked some really good weed last night. 4 hours spent laughing without a care in the world- it was a nice distraction from my shitty life.
I've been craving opiates like a little bitch recently. I haven't done anything hard in almost a year. I buy suboxone sometimes bc I'm always able to catch a decent buzz off 1-2mg of bupe. It satisfies the urge, but it still doesn't feel as nice as railing some oxy or heroin..
weed helps with the cravings, though.
How do you have sex with the same woman for decades?
How do you not get bored after a couple months?
>>34963811
>try new positions
>keep the romance alive, thus keeping the sexual attraction strong
>communicate openly so both people's sexual needs are known
It's not too hard. Just gotta be mature.
I don't think it's possible. Sting could only last 7 hours, after all. Not to mention you're going to need regular toilet breaks, etc.
>>34963811
>How do you have sex with the same woman for decades?
this is all I want in my life
My mom caught me peeing in the sink today.
>>34963749
I has a question.
Why couldn't you just use the piss bottle like a normal person?
That's why being a wagecuck is better than being a neet. I have my own place and can piss into the sink every time I want, without being caught.
There's something wrong with being obsessed with Serial Killers?
>>34963715
Most serial killers are/were obsessed with other serial killers before them.
Only if you're a woman.
Serial killer fangirls are disgusting
>>34963865
I guess you can call it a red flag.
What's the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail?
Chasing the American dream
>>34963662
a human chasing its own tail
>>34963678
This
Or materialist pursuits in general
Anyone else feel like they've drawn the short straw too many times?
>Born in Russia
>Move to Canada when young
>Everything seems to be going well
>family seems to be moving up
>after moving from apartment to apartment my dad's business booms, gets a really nice expensive house
>lose it all 6 months later, now 10 years old
>have to move to Florida to stay with family because no money
>get raped by various family members, pretty much passed around like a child prostitute
>don't tell parents because i don't want to cause trouble
>after being molested have to go to a school in the ghetto, 99% black people
>before I had a nice school
>literally drifting through existence at this point
>go from being very social to not social at all, shut myself in my room most days
>dad gets back on his feet
>move back to canada
>not really back on his feet, go to a shitty ghetto place in canada now
>dad moves away for business
>now starting highschool
>get acne
>still depressed, grades are terrible, partly because I keep switching school systems, partly because of depression
>mom gets cancer
>mom dies
>literally me and my sisters now
>dad comes back after years
>didn't get into any universities because my grades suck
>still have acne
>crooked and yellow teeth because no braces and never been to a dentist except one time when my dad was rich
>balding
...why?
>>34963592
so you are not a virgin?!
>>34963639
i mean it was guys that raped me, does that count?
>>34963651
Yes it does. Normie get out
>tfw the thread is filled with poofs
>>34963583
so is your dad
>>34963581
Yeah some people are too quick to scream NORMIE. Although the guys posting about their gfs and tinder should probably fuck off.
Welcome to the jungle /britfeel/
Who else /listens to normie heartbreak songs even though you can't relate to them/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2LWWORoiM
Who keeps their Nesquik that close to their computer?
Asking for trouble desu
>>34963549
People who live on the edgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg
>>34963524
Holy fuck that's a degenerate video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_bf0cW4oU
Only acceptable heartbreak song there is.
>3 months ago, depressed
>days go by slow as fuck, hate it
>now, i changed meds, no longer depressed, now 100x more productive
>days go by faster than fucking air plane into 9/11
>mfw
it's 2 pm, and i go to bed at 10, so that means i only have fucking 8 hours to study math, do programming, practice drawing, and read some of my book, and maybe also do some biking/cardio.
i woke up at 10 pm...
how the fuck do i slow the day down!? at night i fucking stay awake thinking about the next day and what i want to get done.
What kind of meds are you on senpai?
>>34963564
1000mg depakote, 18mg concerta, 50mg zoloft, and although I don't consider it medication, I also try to exercise at least 30 minutes every day. It's really kicked my ass into high gear.
>>34963564
Meth, he's on meth you ignorant sad cunt.
It's the "anon tries to write a script" episode
>tfw you bought a leatherbound journal and attempted to write a story
>the first page you wrote "Based on a true story"
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>visit stack exchange
>input search terms
>lick something that seems relevant
>copy and paste
>run
>hope for the best
you have now scripted more than 50% of /g/
>>34963461can someone explain this pepe to me
https://youtu.be/gkONHNXGfaM
ANIME ERP BTFO
GODS OF REALITY
fucking american colleges need to be burned to the ground. ruining our economy and brainwashing the youth with idpol at the same time.
>>34963653
ucla is truly the best
Shapiro can be annoying sometimes but he's pretty based when he's debating.
>tfw I haven't smoked in 3 days
We are all gonna make it, robots, we just need to push ourselves a bit.
>we just need to push ourselves
Yeah, right off the edge of a ten story car park.
>>34963418
>We are all gonna make it, robots, we just need to push ourselves a bit.
This is so fucking true
>>34963448
i beweive in u fwiend