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Any opinion on going to bars/clubs alone?

I went to a rock show alone last night for a band I love. It was a lot of fun. There is some Dutch DJ playing at a club tomorrow 20 min away from my house. I don't even like house/DJ music but I'm thinking I will go.

I am a short, ugly ethnic incel.

Any thoughts?
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>>34967767
if people ask if you came alone say no and that your friends are somewhere around
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>>34967788

I'm pretty sure no one's going to be talking to me. Also I wouldn't even lie. I'd just say I was bored so I thought I would go.

It's just mainly to get out of the house and not feel like a loser who is doing nothing as usual.

I have a 0.1% minimal hope of getting a girl (hope never dies) but that's not the point. I've mostly already accepted my incel state until I rebuild my face.
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Anyone else do this?

Or are you all too much of pussies to go anywhere without someone holding your hand?

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Okay so this girl at my collage, 9/10 and good personality, is giving me these signs:
> Teases me
> Constantly says she's not interested in a joking manner
> Laughs at almost any joke i say, no matter how shit it is
> doesn't mind my presence

Does she like me or is there nothin', I'm worried about asking and gettin' shutdown because i'd certainly hit that but i don't wanna make things weird y'know.
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>>34967765
>9/10

She's not into you.
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>>34967765
Jus fucking do it, no sense in not trying.
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>>34967765
>>34967861
If you don't make a move, she's going to assume you're not interested and lock you up in orbit. Act fast.

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What women in your life care about you?

Tell me about them
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>>34967742
My mum and my stepmum for sure. Probs a friend or two. This girl that's into me. My two major exes, I hope.
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>>34967742
That game was alri.
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My mom and grandma are the only women who care about me. They are both fairly old, but they make me believe that decent woman still exist out there.

>>34967742
This game seems super comfy.

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How does one get an average gf? Who's also educated and smart?
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I found one after 2000 hidden profiles on okcupid. She's a nice lady. Her only problem is social anxiety and autism. No jokes with her. Looks plain. Nice lady.
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>>34967648
>average
>educated
>smart

Pick 2, not 3
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>>34967648
>This is what a bunch of neckbeard virgins think an average girl is

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At an anime convention (katsucon)
How the fuck do I make friends
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>>34967590
Ask people if they like anime
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>>34967590
You should have responded when I offered to go with you, you dumb slut.
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You're supposed to go to those with people you're already friends with

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weach foh duh skai nawmies
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>>34967455
don shewt cwaka
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Fuck off froggo I'm tryn ta get laid here
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>>34967480
>>34967482
don cal me name :((

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>given one life
>god follows me around and ruins everything
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>given one life
>never get a husky
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>>34967322

Why are husky obsessions found on r9k now?
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>>34967350

Because huskies are cute and I want one.

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Will post nudes if anyone can find the longer and extended version of this:

http://www.xvideos.com/video13195023/teen_trap_calls_for_daddy

It's not Kora del Rio as stated in the comments.
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You won't post shit, timestamp or gtfo.
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>>34967269

No one gives a fuck about your nudes.
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>>34967316
>No one gives a fuck about your nudes.
this
OP is an ugly hairy fat man, why would you think we wanted to see you?

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Is it ever a good idea to tell your doctor you want to kill yourself?
i don't want to be put in the loony bin
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Yeah don't tell them stupid
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No. If they think you're a danger to yourself, they'll commit you. Keep it to yourself if you want the freedom to do as you please.
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>>34967245
Depends
If you tell them you have a date and a way to do it they will put you in a bin
If you just tell them that you sometimes want to die they will probably not do it

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Is Shia the new Brendan? He looks so depressed right now. His shit has been pretty JUST for the past month.
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>>34967149
Who cares, he's a retarded kike.
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he's so fucking ugly and beta. If he was a kid in school, I'd def. bully the shit out of him
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>USA
>White

L.O.L.

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How do guys feel about UBI? Do you think it's inevitable? Do you think it's a positive or negative for society?
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>>34967139
Eventually you'll just be given food and housing. Communism is the future when the machines take over labour.
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It might happen if everything manual becomes automated, but that won't happen for a good few decades
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I like it better than the current (US) system of welfare, which punishes people for working. I admire Milton Friedman and I believe he supported a UBI.

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Forever alone fembots, why don't you just lower your standards?
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>>34967091
Why would I need to? I can get any robot I want off this board to be my bf, and I'm not even pretty.
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>>34967091
:( because its just going to end as soon as it starts

Only one that wants me is a drunk drug addict.
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>>34967113
This is where you're wrong.

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>3 days off from uni

Thank you President's Day. Are all you eurotrash jealous that us burgers all have a 3 day weekend?
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>>34967085
Dude Europe has like 180 vacation days a year and the days they "work" all they do is each cheese and sniff each other for armpit ripeness. No one works as much as Americans.
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>>34967085
Burger here; I don't get president's day off.
> mildly-annoyed.gif
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>getting excited over having 1 extra day off

you say you're in uni but you sound like a child to me

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JEALOUSSSYYYY TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEA
SWIMMING THROUGH SICK LUUULLABIIIIES
CHOKING ON YOUR ALIBIS
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heh that's rough anon I hope u feel better
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>>34967067
BUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PAY
DESTINY IS CALLING ME
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>>34967067
you saved the same picture 5 times my dude

also the killers have better songs desu

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Why are Americans obsessed with kicking out their kids at 18?? It just sets them up for failure for the rest of their lives.
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I want to kick that Asuka in the fucking head
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Goddamn this is true. I can attest to the fact that this system of "education" is immensely damaging to young men and women. College is a travesty. Blame Baby Boomers. They did this.
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>>34966946
Literally only poor people do this and they only do it because they're poor and selfish and don't want to have to pay to support someone the law isn't forcing them to support.

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