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>to intelagence to not fall in love with my practice gf
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>intelagence
Nigga did you graduate high school?
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>>34969494
>be op
>makes too smart thread
>has shit grammar and can't spell 'intelligent'
You can't make this shit up
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>tfw too intelligent to spell words correctly

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It's Saturday night. Where's the omegle thread?

tags are r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
optional: 4chan
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How can these shit threads get here daily. Fucking attention whores
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>>34970114
If you pay close attention they're kept alive simply by samefagging, they'd die every time without it.
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>>34970114
These threads have been here for years. It's a part of /r9k/.

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO A GIRL AFTER SHE MESSAGED YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME?!
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>emotions
Not even once.
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If a girl messages you and after your reply she replies back, she most certainly wants your dick
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become emotionally attached to a 2d tulpa who wants to see you happy to the point she is willing to let you try and get a 3d gf

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>Be young manager at a retail store
>All my staff are gen Z kids who just work here as an after school job
>They tell me they would kill themselves if they stayed here and ended up like me
>Call me a virgin
>Tell me how they are leaving soon to start their dream careers, go to university, etc.
>They have plans and goals
>It feels like yesterday I was their age, filled with optimism for my future, which was going to be amazing
>Realize I am now the older loser guy
>They are all good workers and know they can ridicule me because I'm just glad to have good help
>Realize I am a cuck and have wasted my life
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>>34969437
if it means something, you can bet most will end up like you today. you said it. you were those kids.

young people are always optimistic in most cases. reality will get back at them. don't worry
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post here m9
>>34967025
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You are a manager right, get your rightful revenge anon.

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Is it just me or are femanons even more shallow than regular girls?
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They are equally shallow, all women shallow period.
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No, they're as shallow as each other.
Femanons are just honest about it because of internet anonymity.
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I don't think it's just a coincidence that every femanon I talk to claims to have a low sex drive and hates discussing "lewd" things.

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>from rural area
>Live on edge of major US city
>going into the city tomorrow
am I gonna get robbed or beaten up?
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yes. raped as well senpai
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Both anon both, and when you complain about it you will be called problematic and racist.
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blackrapeguy.yougonnagetjpg

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This is Skippy. Skippy ordered $60,000 of hot dogs with your tax money for President Obama. Skippy also has high level conversations with other political operatives about "walnut sauce."

What do you think of this?
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>>34969318
Hi Skippy nice to meet you :3
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Hot skippy
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>What are walnuts code for?
>it-it-its-it means black people

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Who /no self esteem extreme/ here?

>See interesting thred
>replies 50+
>close because realistically nothing I have to say matters
>better not to post something I think matters and b butthut because ignore

>not sure if narcisism or just complete disinterest in any form of having to compete
>realize the acidity of this mindset
>realize im part of the problem

>realize I cant just live and switch whatever this is off

>reach the obvious solution

Kek it happens at some point everyday
Fuck me, son.
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Yes. I hesitated posting in this thread too.
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>>34970224
Thank you. I hope you feel as glad for unstandibg this feel as I do
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>>34969255
>>34970224
>>34970286
... why are we such pussies?
why can't we just die?
I assume you're (at least fairly) young too but you have to know it's not going to get better...
I hope that I'm just a cynic and I'm wrong.
I'm sorry you guys are shutting down too, it hurts, but at the same time I'm happy (in a disgusting way) that I'm not alone.

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So let me get this straight, you NEETs think that "chads" and "roasties" are all scum and worthless while they're all out doing something with their lives. And that the only respectable people are you virgins who leach off of taxpayers and parents? makes sense
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>>34969095
Nah, I'm not about that stuff.
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>>34969095
Who said we're respectable people? We're just a different kind of damage to the society
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>>34969095
Fuck off Chad, you are just as cancerous, if not worse, than us.

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Why do women care so much about "confidence"? I have no self-confidence, but I don't require constant validation either. Why should it matter?
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>>34969064
because people without confidence are annoying. In a relationship, they are always jealous and think that they are being cucked all the time.
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Confidence shows you care about yourself
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>>34969099
That's so vague and meaningless. There are confident people who dress like bums and weigh 300 pounds.

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Guise, I was invited to do acid with a co-worker. I've never done acid, or any hallucinogenic for that matter.
But I've been curious about it for a long time. I'm doing it tomorrow, and I'm nervous. What do?
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>>34968902
Sit back and enjoy the ride. Once you've taken it, you'll be tripping for around 6-8 hours, so you need to be prepared for that and do whatever you feel like doing in the moment. It's like a rollercoaster, once you're on there's no point in trying to get off or being scared, you just have to go with it.
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>>34969005
Fuck Deep inside I would love to try acid but Im afraid I would panic or something...
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>>34968902

I would be cautious, it can really fuck you up if you aren't ready. If you aren't feeling the vibe definitely back out. Mindset and setting are what matter; think about how you feel (your mindset), the people you will be around, and the places you will be (setting). Make sure there isnt anything really negative or anxiety inducing.

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What is the lowest that a man can go /r9k/?
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>>34968871
>What is the lowest that a man can go /r9k/?

r9k
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>>34968871
Sucking your own cock.

Orgiginal
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the lowest man is more groundbreaking than the middleman

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that feel when you bite your nails so much it hurts to touch anything
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well stop doing it, you dingus
buy some nail clippers
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>>34968854
>tfw currently enduring this in right thumb
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>start filing nails to break biting habit
>new compulsion is even more painful

It is nice how close and uniform I can get them though.

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>mfw be 9/10 but ppl irl don't shower me with compliments like they do online
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where did your upper lip go
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>>34968870
It's buried in your mom's pussy
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You look like DK mode Trevelyan.

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>when you remember that there are people in the world stupid enough to have best friends that they trust with anything
TOPKEK NORMIES
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i have a best friend. its not like im his bestie too but its still pretty nice desu :3
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>>34968794
Haha life is so much better without social interaction, amirite? ;^)
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>>34968866
I didn't say that social interaction is bad, I just said trusting people too much is stupid

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