I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
I like to eat
eat
eat
apples and bananas
Nice one OP.
2/10
And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want. Grab em by the pussy. You can do anything.
I blame my parents for my shitty social skills and therefore being a loser.
>Shouting at my face for every mistake I made which eventually destroyed my self steem and confidence
>Making me believe school was everything, otherwise I would be failure.
I was top of my class every year since middle school. I sacrificed my "social life" in order to focus on studying
>Not supporting my goals and dreams because "there's no future on it."
>Never telling me of what's happening inside our family nor asking me for my opinion about it. So we lack of communication between each other.
Just overheard we are moving to another city. All my siblings knew about it but me. I had no idea of it.
>MFW they keep asking and complaining of why I don't have friends or get a job.
I suspect I'm a high functional aspie, which might explain why I'm a social dumb. But I'll never forget those traumas that made me feel useless since I was a kid.
I just wish I had just one friend, who lets me move with him so I can finally leave my family.
Any one relates? What made you what you are now?
>>34971104
>mocking me and telling the entire family that I was looking at my dads playboy mags when I was 12.
actually really annoys me as I type this, its immature af I mean how the fuck do those idiots think I got here?
They just shouldn't have had me, period. That's the fullest extent to which I'd blame them, because beyond that I genuinely don't know where it went wrong. They definitely attempted to prop me up during my adolescence but those attempts fell through each and every time.
nothing is my fault either, desuqhonestly with you.
in my highschool yearbook I'm literally pictured in the superlatives as both most likely to be president and most likely to take over wall street
life is a joke
>16
>parents fight all the time
>brother is a literal autist causing stress in my house hold
>get bullied for my acne
>teachers hate me
>i suck at school
>i just go home and watch tv and play vidya on my ps2
>have nothing to live for
> decide to drop out of school and get addicted to drugs
>now a 26 year old loser with nothing to show for it
>i live in a trailer in fucking west Virginia
You went wrong by playing yourself and acting the role of a little pansy.
Man up. Control your emotions. Figure out the first thing you can change to move your life in the desired direction. Do it. Find next thing, etc. Ride the upward spiral.
>friends are two faced people
>at school they acted different during school but came to my house they acted different
>one would throw things, break things, the other one was telling the other one what to do
>they left, i found a somewhat new friend
>he just used me for a while
>some people don't believe me but three people know i believe i got raped
>i kept it in for years until i got into a car accident
>i got a brain injury memories came back slowly
>>34971011
>raped at 7 by older kid
>proceed to have sex with 3 other guys my age before 4th grade
>bullied by a girl at school
>she spreads lies about me and makes me lose all my friends
>ask to be homeschooled so I can avoid people
>spend entire rest of childhood playing vidya and not paying attention to the homeschooling part
>parents dirt poor making 10k a year
>dad is alcoholic
>mom is schizophrenic
>parents fight
>house is filthy, cluttered, and falling apart
>reach nearly 400lbs by 15 years old
>go back to normal schooling in a highschool
>deathly afraid of talking to anyone especially girls
>starve myself and use brutal dieting to lose the weight thinking it may give me courage
>perform horribly at first but become top of class sophomore and junior years
>get weight down to 200lbs, can talk to guys but still afraid of women
>descend back into depression senior year when I finally realize how much of my childhood has been wasted and how fucked my future is
>do subpar in school and spend 90% of my freetime jacking off
>lose a little bit of interest in vidya and find 4chan
>become the failure I am now
just wasted my entire Saturday sleeping again
>went to friend's house
>slept 10 hours
>go home within half an hour
>got home
>was up an hour
>went back to bed for 10 more hours
Who here /tiredoflife/?
>went to friend's house
must be nice
>>34971008
This, fuck off normie OP
oregano
>>34971008
im a 29 yr old kissless virgin; bet you're a way bigger normie desu
Look at me when I'm talking to you anon. Show some social skills
>>34970978
"O-Okay", He said to the floor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-9wrqH9dTo
this is from a blacked video I'm calling it now
>A real man wouldn't be staring at it, you fucking faggot. And since you're not a man, you're going to suck.
What do you do?
>>34970950
I can't even expand my mouth wide enough to fit it.
>>34970987
lick it then...duh
>>34970950
these threads are old find something new
>work full time
>have kids
>have family
>pay bills
>exercise
>vacation
>social life
>have sex life on top of everything else
Are normalfags superhuman or something? How the fuck can they balance this sort of shit day in and day out?
Alcohol and the power of sex?
>>34970940
They don't. Many normies just do add all these variables to their lives because their friends are doing so, and they end up miserable. They just have different support networks than this shitty board, though, and they are good at looking happy.
>>34970940
They only do all of those things in pathetic form. They don't autistically devote themselves to 1 thing like an autist would do.
>work full time, but only work enough to get by
>have kids, but be an awful parent
>have family and pay bills, what is that even supposed to mean?
>exercise, most people dont even do this, if they do they just pay it lip service by walking 30 minutes a week and posting it on facebook to get likes
>social life, most have "friends" but only meet up occasionally
>sex, many many marriages are sexless, and most arent players, they just have sex with their gf / bf once a week.
How can people stand for over 2 hours chanting the same phrase non-stop? What the fuck do they think they are accomplishing by chanting the same 5 words ad nauseum? Do they really think it's going to do anything? Is this the highest level of normie hive-mindedness? I seriously think these people are mentally ill. They need help if they are chanting a mantra for hours upon hours non-stop just so they can console themselves. I mean that's the sign of someone who is mentally ill. People in mental institutions chant mantras. Not sane people. What the fuck is wrong with normies?
Eh, at least they care about something. Wish I cared about something.
Same way people sit at a fucking desk getting fat for 9 hours a day: They're getting paid to do it.
>>34970891
It's social for them.
They get to meet very evidently like minded people and virtue signal a bit.
Make it seem like you're oppressed somehow and fuel the victim complex.
It's funny when someone starts jumping up and down and you get to see how long out of shape betas and roasties can jump up and down for.
doggo ;-;
I read the rainbow bridge poem and cried for like 10 minutes thinking about my dog we just had to put down. RIP Francis, RIP Angel
francis died?!?!
>>34970844
>doggo ;-;
oh no
What's the most hurtful thing someone has said to you?
>>34970821
that i had potential....
>>34970821
Some things people don't say hurt more than things they do.
>>34970821
Words don't usually bother me a lot but when I came out to my parents as trans and they flipped out I wanted to die still do want to die over that
>every femanon who reads this thread is taking in quantum information produced by my writing this post
>her body will absorb and redistribute that information as energy
>that redistribution will affect every particle in her entire body holistically, directly or indirectly
>every particle in your body now has now technically interacted with me
>technically i'm interacting with your vagina right now
>>34970779
and you're also interacting with my fucking penis you fucking faggot
>>34970779
I scratched my penis when I got to the "vagina" part. Stop being scary.
>>34970779
read
>>34970807
I honestly had a laugh.
>tfw you will never be a 19th century aristocrat neet dabbling in science and mathematics.
Why even live?
>>34970703
wouldn't really be worth it tbqh with you familia
would be better to a rich entrepreneur though
those were successful neets, with mansions, money and wealth
I don't know if the concept of newt can apply to them.
>>34970768
Idiot fuck. They were aristocrats, they didn't do shit. Dilettantes were a thing.
>>34970728
Yeah to be a stressed out cuck all the time. Fucking GREAT!
>started going to the gym Jan. 1st to change my life around
>always lifting alone
>see same group always working out together every day im there
>I constantly look around the gym looking to make convo and new friends
>start doing tricep pull downs
>one guy from the popular gym group makes eye contact and walks over to me
>I take off my headset
>he says "hey can you stop slamming the weights down, you can damage them"
>I just stare at him with a million mile stare
>sure
>he walks back to the group to his super cute gf, they prob were all talking about me
>they probably think I'm an asshole now
>feel fucking depressed and alone even more
>drive home pissed as always
>scared to even go back to the gym, its been 6 days now
I hate people. Nobody fucking ever wants to talk to me, and I already got fucking depression of always being alone and nobody giving a shit about me, always getting turned down. I thought they wanted to talk to me, or even bring me to the big group, but fucking naa, he just wanted to put me down in front of everyone
Seriously, fuck life. I hate people
>>34970652
>>he says "hey can you stop slamming the weights down
You've been marked permanently at that gym now. Every time you, literally every time, people will be watching you like a hawk ready to call you out for some bullshit. Even if some dude is stood next to you throwing plates around or making more noise than a gorilla, nobody will care - they're too busy waiting to chew you out for sweating too much or whatever. I can tell you from experience that your only option is to cut your losses and find a new gym
>>34970773
i signed a year contract to lock in 29.99 price, i cant leave
Fucking arse. Heres a personal anecdote.
>Go to gym semi regularly
>Always go straight up to this loft because it has all the free form shit like kettle-bells
>Middle school kids come up and starts pulling out random shit, basically reserving 8 unrelated pieces of equipment
>Think about what to say to not seem like an arse
>Walk up, "Hey, this is all you, right?"
>Looks at me "Uh, yeah"
>"Cool" walk off and he puts up have of the stuff.
I literally don't know why gym fags act like they do.
>want to jack off
>whenever i cum i squeeze my dick tip to keep the cum in
>then i waddle on down to the bathroom and pee it out
>mom is awake and in her room and have to go past her room to get to bathroom
>not cumming in your socks
>not cumming in one sock before you go to bed, and the other sock in the morning
I wonder if mummy realises why my socks are crusty ;)
>>34970567
everyone with a foreskin does this
>>34970567
Why don't you shoot into a tissue then throw the tissue away? What the fuck are you doing?
What is it with anti-fa grils that makes me want to fuck?
>>34970555
They're easy since their world view calls for redistributing their pussy to other men, in a true commie fashion, so naturally you feel entitled to your turn.
>>34970555
Pro-Fa grils are the hottest
I have a rule, if its red I don't stick dick in, this applies to commies as well.