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same thing happened to me, they try to sabotage you..

>eat well all day
>"come on anon, we're going out to eat!"

fuck them

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>>34972831
I'm not a fatbot (5'11" 138 lbs) but I struggle to keep my food intake at normal levels. I fantasize constantly about eating huge amounts of tasty food, and sometimes I cave in and eat 6000+ calories. It's torture to obsess over it and to feel deprived, but I end up hating myself if I give in to the desire.

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>>34972831

>Anon, I made your favourite dinner, pork chops and potatoes!
>What's wrong Anon, why aren't you eating a lot?
>What do you mean you're trying to lose weight?
>Do you not like my cooking anymore? What am I doing wrong?
>Am I a terrible mother? No, you're just being ungrateful again!
>If you won't appreciate what I do for you you can just get out of my house, right now!
>There, good Anon! I knew you're still hungry.
>Don't worry about your weight. You're perfect just they way you are!
>You're mommy's perfect little baby and I love you very much!

reee im so mad etcetera

frog.jpg

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>>34972810
>Anyone else here having a GOOD time?

I was... until you posted this.

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I came inside the little qt pie, watching her clean up, have a good Saturday r9k

Are you asking if I can fap using my imagination? The answer is yes.

Yes and I do so exclusively.

Yeah but I only masturbate because porn makes me horny. When I'm cut off from it I don't jack off more than once a month.

>>34972783
Dimple Pinch, neat. Please.

How are you tonight barkeep?

>>34972783
>First 24 hour cycle in which I haven't masturbated in 2017
>Sober since 2017

Can I have a (you) on the rocks?

by myself on a satuday night. Give me your best bourbon, neet

If you want to be Nintendo's bitch, get a switch

>>34972781
>480p
Hahahhaha

>Nintendo

Nirmie tier

keep going, anon-kun.

>>34972765
Try to post the full story next time to make The thread a bit more interesting ,this is boring garbage faggot.

>>34972936
I can't post the full story because she browses /r9k/ and might figure out who I am.

is this what they meant by "making anime real?"

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>>34972851
I'll treat that slut any fucking way I please. She will worship this dick or have to explain another black eye to her coworkers at the Loli Factory.

Yea you can also beat her up feels pretty good at first but then it seems mean and meaningless

>>34972695
Grab her phone and throw it in.

>>34972719
*one of the whiteknights jump in*
>dude wtf ?!?
*they knock the fuck you out and call the cops on you*

Pick her 130lbs a ratchet ass up with one arm and throw her over to go get it back for me.

>>34972675
>Does anyone else know this feel?
Not really, but after I was cheated on, I masturbated to fantasies about me fucking someone else and making my ex watch watch. I don't know if this is better or worse than being a cuck.

>>34972675

you are without a doubt 100% now a cuck OP, I hope you're proud of yourself you cucklord

>>34972848

you want to cuck someone, thats much better because you're not the one getting cucked.

>>34972848
That's definitely better

>>34972909
He didn't say he physically acted it out, though. Isn't that what cucking fetish actually is

shower frequently to remove smells that attract mosquitos
look up substances that repel mosquitos and cover yourself in it after you shower
have a walkabout looking for still pools of water where mosquitos can breed and drain them or fill them in

Not mosquitos but

>Move into apartment
>Get ant problem in 2 weeks
>Do a little research on ants. They match the description of sugar ants the best.
>Mix borax and honey. Put my contraption in places where the ants can't possibly ignore
>Ants suck up all my honey and bring it back to their nest. I laugh as they work tirelessly to bring about their own demise
>2 days later, there are no ants.
>Over a year later, I still haven't seen a single ant in my apartment

>>34972803

I did that too. I was amazed at how effective it was.

Yes

plsnoblox robit kun I just wanna bump this faggot's oc, no matter how autistic

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>>34972635
thats nice i like it heres a thing i drew

please draw more

Nah. They were both colossal fuckups. Worst election ever

>>>/pol/

>>34972595
Me laying down on floor

>>34972694
Carpy?

>>34972318
FUCK OFF
when did This site stOp pRoducing rEal memes and start shitting out this forceD garbage? DIe, and Take your forced meme with you.

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>>34972318
How autistic does one have to be to post this bullshit I'm every thread every day?

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>>34972419
>Calling Husky Anon autistic
Anon, you piece of shit. Just for that, you should have to buy him a husky.

No, I have gotten close to many people and have multiple restraining orders, people just don't like me

No because im not a introverted fag

Yeah, I rejected a girl who wanted to fuck me once and tend to abandon friendships when they move past the acquaintance stage.

>>34972295
>female(male)
clarify

tfw i accidentally used refute instead of confront
the person i said it to probably thinks he actually refuted what i had to say

>i really dont care to correct
i mean i do but not right now lol

words are important. jesus

its like saying "u won" when you meant "no you didn't."

ATTEMPT TO REFUTE ur bullshit? no fucking thank you. the right img are lvls of mental illness activating within the brainsphere

>>34972295
female (male) [female] {female} <male>