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>>34973730
Also,

>Playing video games to stop myself from acknowledging how I feel
>Keep myself busy, and it's incredibly easy to ignore it
>About to go jerk off.

This is a troll thread

>Troll.jpg

>>34973730
You're doing it wrong fucktard

You're supposed to eat healthy stuff instead of junk food

2000 calories of tendies =/= 2000 calories of meat/vegetables

B and A

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Sex is better than sexless "love"

define fuck

If you're going to die alone at least try to get some exercise and be able to afford your own funeral. Dying unprepared can leave your family in debt for years.

>>34973640

>Exercise meme

Did it, got nothing out of it. Second choice is best choice

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>>34973640
>he thinks losing weight without having some friends or anything or make a big announcment will make you happy
you will end up in the same situation but skinny and nothing to do all day since you spended it on eating earlier

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>>34973528
I don't have any favorite video game playing millionaires. I don't even really like video games myself. Why would I, in a million years, pay money to somebody who plays them? It's not like they're creating anything.

>>34973528
I only watch poor Livestreamers to make me feel good

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>>34973528
Can anyone recommend some comfy streams to watch?

>>34973470
this thread will be underated

You don't, you find people with the same thoughts and you watch the world burn, together. Wanna be my friend?

You indulge in them and realize how stupid and pointless it is

>>34973497
Thank you, but I'd rather suffer alone if that is my only course of action.
>>34973531
I already recognize the demons I need to cast out, and I can abstain from evil actions. But the evil thoughts are strong and I am afraid they will break me.

do it faggot. it'll teach him not to be so careless around people like you

>being this autistic
>thinking it won't be obvious it was you and thinking there won't be severe consequences and social isolation for your actions

Do it you can get the room to yourself

>>34973434
what's the problem? are you embarrassed? get the fuck over yourself.

>fucking around with thots

baka don't even give them the time of day you dumb faggot

Shouldve looked your mom in the eye and told her about all of the bitches you've been banging, no condoms.

>>34973358
Joel; is that you?fuck you robot my post is fucking original

>>34973488
My name isn't joel. Haven't even met a joel.

>>34973505
You should watched the movie "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"

>>34973307
Off yourself, cuck

What did it feel like when you put your weewee inside?

>>34973307
If you didn't cum you didn't lose your virginity. Sorry bud

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Leanne Crow was definitely very popular in 2015 and early 2016, but I feel like her star has fallen somewhat.

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My prediction for 2017 will be Nadine Jansen, who I think is actually just coming into her prime even though she has been modeling for 15 years.

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Or it might be Rachel Aldana, because Rachel is pregnant again and her breasts will become the size of moons.

If she's cute

I would like to know what you think pretty is.

say what cleavage

>>34973219
>"What cleavage?"

Also how the fuck did she have your number?

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Possibly. People like cars. But not as much as you might think.

Where it really counts is getting into that elitist wage cut lifestyle. You can't get certain good jobs without a car.

Trust me, that car is keeping you from having no other option than washing dishes after rushing to and from buses and trains

>>34973203
I am not interested in ever having a job, I doubt I could even hold one, and I have no need for one.

do you rally think the car is the problem

It's only rude if you're rejected anon.

>>34973093
Sadly thanks to our sex negative society, an open discussion of sex is not possible. Asking if someone wants to have sex should be as easy as asking someone for a cup of sugar.

Once Society accepts that gender is a spectrum like autism we can finally do away with that prudish nonsense.

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>>34973093
Yeah it's an offensive thing because people don't want to engage in private acts with someone they're not attracted to. How would you feel if some gay Tyrone just asked if he can fuck you in the butt?

Have you really come to that point in your life when you just start asking around for sex?

>>34972862
Are you that asian fembot from earlier?

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>>34972922
no, im a black guy,, that is into asian women

I can't get drunk because I take medication and you can't mix it with alcohol

>>34972844
Do you hate your daughter? Why don't you watch a good show with her, like ed edd & eddy, the original powerpuff girls, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, courage the cowardly dog, etc?

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>>34973297
>the grim adventures of billy and mandy

Im gonna shitpost while i lay on thd floor and maybe microwave spaghetti