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>>34975112
You can call yourself whatever the Hell you want so long as there isn't technically a bar for entry. Should you is another question. "History buff" is probably a less embarrassing term unless you work in some historical capacity.

For example, if a local museum for a town had a "historian" who worked there, I wouldn't think twice, despite the fact that they're likely an unpaid volunteer. However, if some random guy in line at the grocery store declared himself a "historian" but worked as a bank teller, I'd probably look at him funny.

>>34975112
>can i call myself a historian without going to college?

it's not a protected term, you could do it
but people would think you are autistic

>>34975112
only if you know enough history just in case somebody calls you out on it

When I was 20 and realized I just wanted to die.

I have too much shame to kill myself while my parents are alive though. They have provided me with everything a normal person would need to succeed.

>Gave me love and attention
>maybe a little too smothering with being a helicopter parent, but not enough to ruin someone's life
>wealthy enough (125,000+/year) to provide without having to save or sacrifice
>since in Michigan in 90s, pay for MET which pays for my whole tuition, so no student loans, no debt
>support me with any action I choose, pay for any interest I have, paying for supplies and lessons.

If I was normal, I could succeed and live happily, but I have no drive, no desire. I lie and pretend to have ambitions in a field they approve (finance) and am in college, but don't care or want to.

After all they have done for me, I feel awful if I let them down, so I pretend to want a career, want a job, and plan to live a lie until they die. My purpose is to make them feel like they have succeeded and live the rest of their lives without regret or feeling like they have failed.

Afterwards, I plan to kill myself and end it all.

>>34975246
I shouldn't have made this thread. This post is too hauntingly similar to my own situation. Fuck me. Is it something inherent to a person that leaves them with no drive or is it truly a lack of willpower to find one?

>>34975246
>>34975333
have either of you ever considered that you have no will to live or drive to succeed BECAUSE you're living your life for someone else? OP didn't get into the details but it sounds like you're living for your parents' ambitions. i know you say that you're doing it because you just want to kill yourself but is it really true that there is nothing in the world that you would want to do if you could choose anything at all?

>>34975062
Oh shoot I had no idea

>>34975062
Don't suffer in silence senpai, knock on the door, put on your best faggot voice and yell
>hmmmmmm room for one more???

Post results.

Make really loud moans like you re fapping to it make sure they hear you

fuck off smelly white trash

>>34975040
Folk punk sounds like a libtard genre

>>34975040
>my boyfriend
Pathetic attempt at trolling. Go pretend to be a girl on some other board please, preferably reddit

>>34974985
>tfw watching my ex get fatter and fatter while my deadlift gets higher and higher
feels pretty good man, womyn are shite

>>34974985
Well as long as she's too lazy to leave your ass, you got it made. Get married and live out the rest of your lives together as neets.

>>34974985
Get your ass absolutely shredded before she does. She'll DROP you faster than anything if she sheds that weight off before you.

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>>34974925
keep going please.
feels

>tfw I was unironically listening tothis during my sucicide attempt ann hour ago

Es el madrid la coladera
(el clasico lo confirmo)
Rafa benitez se fuera
(el barca cuatro nose metio)

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The leader of the band is tired and his eyes are growing old
But his blood runs through my instrument and his song is in my soul
My life has been a poor attempt to imitate the man
I'm just a living legacy to the leader of the band
I am a living legacy to the leader of the band

Where did the bongs neck go in the second pic?

It has a high chance of triggering schizophrenia, dont do it anon

what is dicksm?

>>34974864

I feel bad for these guys they try so hard

Yesterday I raged at a bitch and told her to try and impress me instead and she got angry and blocked me

>>34974864
Does OKCupid let you change your location easily?
I'm tempted to be myself but I want to try it in a different city first just to get used to sending messages to people...

>>34975072
>be myself
My fucking sides. Nobody is there self on these things. You have to act like the kind of person you think the other person would be most attracted to. Don't do this bee yourself meme bullshit

>>34974844
Im 5'6 and have a 5'6" girlfriend

We're cyborgs socially, normies career/education-wise

You coulf be ugly you know. Some times I think I don't look half bad but then past exoeriemces remind me that I I'm a 4/10 at best

>>34974844
Yep, that's the only thing holding you back. If only you had only been two inches taller. You're as short as most girls.

Have you considered being the girl? :)

>The fire drill squirts out liquid when you pull it

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>>34974859
This and some generic Bloody Mary nonsense

I think there was even a kids book about a kid who gets that ink marker on his hand and has to hide it

>that kid who was allegedly caught masturbating in the computer lab during lunch hour

>>34974779
Bumping. We need some new faces

Bumps since New doods

bump it up! i need more friends to talk to, so more people would be fun.

impure intentions yield impure results

When did I agree to pay for you again?
Be an adult

>That girl

You're not hot enough to have a friendzone. Later.

i made up a language with my boyfriend

>>34974751
Can fluently speak spanish and english. I can understand/read japanese and have convos, but kinda shitty at speaking.

>>34974751
This is easy the worst thread I've seen on here in a few months.

read the catalog before posting

>>34974728
>what did my brain mean by this?
It means you're a robot

>>34974728
looks like the normies are off r9k tonight. otherwise there would be a shitload of butthurt replies

>>34974728
you say you get aroused but not sexually. what does that mean?

>>34974606
no one was born to suffer. your "suffering" is merely self-imposed. it is YOU who has to change, no one else. stop looking for things to blame and actually try and do something with your god damn life.

>>34974649
that's wrong
dfh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuHfAqz3TFY