This is the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life. Her tits are amazing though. Should I just ask her out anyway?
>>39130485
I want to buy her a mega milk t-shirt
>>39130485
> Her tits are amazing
with the bra on
what you think is gonna happen when she takes the bra off? sagging to her knees, man
>>39130485
I think she looks alright
ITT: We post our personal 10/10s in terms of attractiveness.
>>39130361
my gf of course, pic related
>>39130361
Are you a femanon by any chance?
>>39130403
What show is this from anon?
Anyone else here wish they had foreskin?
l don't think I actually want to be uncut, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a foreskin sometimes. l hate having a dry dick. I wish my parents hadn't fallen for the jew meme. l am so jealous of uncut males.
Wtf that's like a 10 inch dong
>>39130273
lmaoing @ amerikeks
>>39130273
>anyone else here wish their genitals weren't mutilated
uhhh, yeah?
>Whipped up some steak & eggs for my mum
>It's delicious because I'm a fuckin' chef
>Made her morning brighter
What have you NEETS done for your parents recently?
>>39130185
Mowed the lawn.
>>39130185
Well, I didn't contribute to my mother's heart disease like you did
>>39130185
That is so sweet, anon : )
Gonna wash the dishes for mine today
>starts sentence with "I mean"
>uses 'like' a gazillion times in a sentence
>>39130110
>>39130131
>tfw say "I mean, like" and "uh" a lot
I don't deserve to live
>>39130143
The 'uhs' and 'umms' need to go, don't fill the small pauses with them. You'll do better.
Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.
Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. We forgot, for a moment.
What do you get out of making this post? Does it make you feel better about yourself?
>>39130102
Lmao. Onimonipea
>>39130102
>implying a girl can have a train of thought this long
>implying a girl can speak out a train of thought this long without sperging out, taking 4 selfies or mentioning a party in which Chad fucked her
How often do you wash your sheets?
I was them every 3 or 4 months. Basically when they stink so bad i can no longer stand it.
Ever\/ 6 HOURS
once the dust mites make me wake up itchy I give it another week or month
Daily reminder if you let yourself be affected by what you read on 4chan and other trash websites you deserve to suffer.Grow some balls, seriously.
>>39129988
I can't believe internet tough guys still exist in the year 1009*2-1
>>39130010
Witty post, anon. +1
>>39129988
>you deserve to suffer
>deserve to suffer
How do I stop thinking that everyone can read my mind
I don't know, grow up?
Make loud noises in your mind and see if they react
>>39129960
We can anon. Not all minds can be read. But yours is special.
Would you pay $1,000 to fuck any of these?
Why are you guys so obsessed with paying lots of money for sex? That's not how it fucking works. Damn.
No, maybe $250 tops for the red head
>>39129746
blonde girl on the left is dating an asian guy sa
>tfw I'm twink top and love bottom muscle hunks
Have fun with aids and shit on your penis you faggot
>this thread every single day in every orange board
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, why don't you do something with your life you failed faggot
>>39129720
>Homosexuals really believe they can convert straight lonely men with this if they try really hard
Gays are dumb
reminder that if you missed out on a high school social life and romantic interests you are forever stunted and nothing will fix the miserable person you are.
you will never be as happy as the normies. life will continue to be pain and you will always be bitter towards this world.
>>39129674
Dude as long as you are a human being you still have a chance to engage in social life. Avoid cunts tho.
>>39129674
False. Know some guys who changed their life pretty drastically after they turned 18 or so.
>>39129696
normie advice.
>>39129740
false. they were normies to begin with.
BPD friends unite!
As of lately, my motivation has been flowing back into my body, what motivates you anon?
>>39129630
Have you been building up your harem of beta orbiters lately? BPD girls always have a harem of beta orbiters they use for emotional support.
>>39129630
You're a boy or girl?
>>39129650
Hahah no I'm reserved for one person also see below
>>39129658
I'm the rare guy with BPD.
I forgot to add tripcode. Sorry to be a tripfag but how else are you gunna know it's me replying
Deutschlaender rein hier
Discord: discord(punkt)gg / 7vMRh3j
Googlet "american inventors"
ist die weisse Rasse dem Untergang geweiht ?
>>39129578
>dfw kein Fluechting der meine Schwester schwaengert
Es tut weh zu leben
>dfw Fluechtlinge besetzen die sporthalle
sport im regen macht spass
Ich glaube dass diese ergebnisse kommen da viele naggers nach african american inventors gesucht haben wenn ich amerikanische erfinder suche kommen nur weiSSe
If you were to be granted godlike powers and could influence this world, its people and yourself... what would you do?
Would you reveal yourself? Would you be benevolent or malevolent? Would you be selfish?
>>39129508
good question, if you were granted powers randomly you would probably be under the view of whoever gave you them and would be tested and punished if you misused them
I'd drink the blood of babies after torturing them for hours. And right before they die, i would cut out their living pineal gland and eat it straight, ensuring my passage into Saturn's company.
Pause time to give me more time for thinking.